Fix Touhou in the most violent way

Fix Touhou in the most violent way.

Japan gets nuked completely

Punch Reimu in the stomach! Now she won't hurt any more youkai.

Forcefully replace sprites of the girls with spaceships.

Series is now fanservicey VNs instead of shmups.

This would make me play Touhou games. I prefer spaceships to little girls.

all the girls get transformed into a manly man and throw the spell card rules to the trash ending all conflicts with fist fights
Then they proceed to rape a loli kourin at the end of every game

Marisa goes full Youkai and Reimu has to RIP AND TEAR through all of Marisa's friends to kill her. She's the final boss

Series ends, it's all over

Kosuzu gets murdered by Reimu for obvious reasons.

>Utsuho becomes a giant spaceship with nuclear armaments

Sounds fucking gay. Little girls only, retards.

Reimu gets the japanese cold and dies
Marisa becomes the new protag

what is this reimo is a murderer meme

Have it banned from Sup Forums like it was post Touhou get

Make ZUN hand Touhou over to someone else. Who else, I don't know.

KKHTA

Sumi as the protagonist!

I guess she could take the spot by force, is that violent enough?

what's this manga called

Why do people like this dork

touhou musou game

Kasen replaces Reimu as the Hakurei shrine maiden.

touhou """""""fans""""""" that have barely played the games will shot on sight

alternatively, everything remains the same but every 2hu is now a boy

retcon LoLK

She's the cutest and the coolest. What's not to like?

That's actually a pretty good idea desu

lol, k

Would it look something like this?

Human uprising

I don't like LoLK that much but would retconning it really help the series any? The story of LoLK was perfectly fine.

>making sense out of LoLK shitposters
Hope you like talking to walls.

>Anyone who doesn't like my gimmick gamu is a shitposter
LoLK apologists are worse

>things I never said
Never change, LoLK shitposter.

>things I never said
>this game has obvious design flaws
ftfy

IT BEGINS

Have it placed in a post apocalyptic world as Reimu's daughter in the future.
Have gap hag adopt her after Reimu lost a fight against Utsuho who found out a way of supporting the existence of youkai by replacing Faith with some wacky bullshit like she found out to create a reactor that creates the same essence.
Utsuho and other Youkai waent nuclear trying to escape gap hag's Hakurei barrier no longer bounded by spell card rules started killing the humans.
Gap hag's only choice is to warp all other characters to other worlds and can't destroy Utsuho's magic bullshit reactor since it keeps her sustained as well.
The barrier is taken down and they live in the modern world but after a few years some of the Youkai are able to find their way back to Earth including nuclear bird bitch.
Utsuho causes a nuclear holocaust trying to find revenge against the Miko's daughter and Yukari.
Yukari trains the young girl to fight against Utsuho to save everyone before she decides to make the Earth into a new sun.


There we gritty and edgy now.

>he can't argue without putting words in other people's mouths
Classic LoLK shitposter.

>fuck secondaries who barely play the games!
>Fuck people who like one of the games!
Holy shit my sides, what do you people want

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>he can't argue without shitposting
Clasique LoLK apologist

>he can't argue without shitposting
Vintage LoLK shitposter.

>"Hey, kid, wanna buy some medicine?"

Y-yes please. I NEED, I mean, I would like some more magic rabbit.

>LoLK shitposting again
Can't we talk about Sumireko instead?

add more godzilla sized youkai

The series becomes about belly punching.

Okay, we'll stop shitposting about games and start posting actual shit.
I'll start.

What exactly could cause Marisa to go full Youkai? She takes pride in being as powerful as she is as a human and isn't as reckless with her curiosity as Kosuzu is. Would it involve Mima coming back?

Ultra grimdark entry where every character gets killed off.

The youkai of ___

>I need more power and shit
>Oh look this forbidden thing gives me free power
>boom, youkai marisa

Mima will kill her to make her into a ghost.

Is there a such thing as a doujin like those silly Death Panda guro books but for Touhou, with a cute youkai girl going on a killing spree against a bunch of human villagers or something? I'm edgy as heck and I'd like to see something like that.

kasen is a qt

A good one is marisa's EXPLODING KNEES
It's not exactly what you're looking for, but it's still aight

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>and start posting actual best girl.
FTFY

give all girls micro bikinis made from razor wire

It's gonna run on the latest cryengine, be a FPS. It's gonna be like Crysis 3, but touhou.

KILL
O
S
U
Z
U

I love Marisa!

who spilled their curry powder on this comic?

We need more males

Why do you want to fuck him that badly?

Purge kanako.
Purge the buddhists.
Purge seija.
Purge mamizou.
Purge Kosuzu.
Purge non donators.

>Purge seija.
NO

>purge kanako
but that would require ZUN to acknowledge her existence

/Thread.

Killing Zun andreleasing a virus that exclusively targets his fanbase of sperglords would've been a valid answer aswel.

bring back Rika holy shit

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Shut that smile Mima, you got a few nods at least, I think

I've only played a few of the Windows 2hus, are there any references to tank girl at all in the later titles?

She got replaced by a jewish kappa

She wouldn't.

Marisa B ending faggot.

>Implying Mima isn't a pushover at this point in the series.

>Marisa B ending
What game
also
>Implying I play marisa
Reimu4life

Leave it to Reimu

If you don't know then you're probably a secondary desu.
Also
>Not getting every good ending with every character.
I knew Reimufags were awful shitposters but I didn't know that they were casuals too. Actually I did kind of know that.

Sounds like the perfect excuse to bring back Youmu and Yuyu as PCs again while making Mima and Marisa into bosses or as a reluctant team in a new IN-style game.

>hurr durr u must play every single shottype or ur secondary
Kill yourself

Well, I mean

yeah

You should see everything the game has to offer if you actually want to call yourself a fan of the series.
If you're not going out of your way to get all the story you can divulge from each of the paths, then you're just a casual player and you can get the fuck out of here because clearly you don't actually care about this series that much.

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I thought you went to sleep autismo-kun.

>thinking mima isn't dead and buried
The law is more likely to become playable.

Make a real plot with actual conflict

Rape, lots of it.

Mima has appeared in more games than Shakey Achey.

Make a grimdark Isekai Tensei anime adaptation

Mima appears in the WaHH manga and the rest of it is just Mima and Kasen fucking with each other till Reimu finds out Kasen is a fucking liar and punishes her.
Now the manga actually did something

What if it was giant spaceships piloted by cute girls?

Okay

No, wait

Kasen is the 3rd PC of a danmaku game where Mima is a boss

Oh and of course Mima is dead nigga she's an evil spirit

>implying mima has any evil left in her

Personally I like her because she's one of the few regular humans from the outside world who managed to make it through to Gensoukyo, who doesn't immediately die, forget about the entire thing, get lost forever or casually mentioned as a thing that happens.

I dunno, I guess people wish they could visit Gensoukyo like she could?

Well, I think she's cool. She has ESP powers, which is amazing considering she's from the outside world and not in the little pocket microcosms where magic still exists. I hope she appears again, she'd make a great audience surrogate since she's a foreigner and all.

Well her last appearance did call her a literal evil spirit.
I'm pretty sure what she is has slight differences from vengeful spirits.

good idea, japanese version of The Zone starring touhou characters

Actually this is true though. You should clear the games with each shot-type in order to see all of the endings. That's just obvious. Heck, even ZUN makes that obvious in the later games by adding a Clear icon.

To me, you could be a vengeful spirit without being evil. Like, if someone murdered you and you haunted them that's not really evil. I mean it's not pure lawful good or whatever, but it sure as hell ain't EVIL.

Meanwhile I'd expect an evil spirit to one that's... you know, actually evil. Like the soul of a serial killer that was executed but haunts a place, killing anyone that enters to satiate his bloodlust.

Needs more Mystia.

You think Kasen would want to rip Mima out of the reincarnation cycle? That'd be pretty brutal.

I wonder if someone will make a fighting game with every single character or something. Maybe not mooks and meme characters, but the full proper cast.

I would probably buy that, and then buy the DLC that comes out every year for the latest batch of girls.

>a fucking stage 2 bird

Evil is pretty subjective when you think about it user.
I mean the literal evil dragon was a bro to Marisa, I don't think they need to be edgy my man

Speaking of which, Marisa in that chapter made me crack up pretty hard
>Woah shit holy crackers an evil dragon god
>Hey can I just go ahead and pledge myself to you for power?
OIR HERO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

I wanna give that bird a pinecone covered in peanut butter.