Which team do you join, Sup Forums?

Which team do you join, Sup Forums?

Blue team any day

Blue, John Smith and x will carry

Blue in a heartbeat, I will take a weeb and some meme lords over a furfag and gamer girl anyday

I join another server
If I'm not allowed to I uninstall

Red just so I can kill only the friendly until he quits

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Blue, girl gamer probably has ~friendly teammates~ on her doing jackshit

Well red team has a professional videogamer that sounds kinda legit.

Red easily

Rainbow
Fuck friendlies

Blue.

Red has some russian fuck, a furfag, and a gamer gurl. Blue has a weeb and a memester. It's three strikes versus two.

I feel real bad for pidor, he's probably an okay guy.

Red for sure

red just so i can hear the russian rage at the girl gamer and furfag. also, i dont have to worry about communication because i know my team will be dumb as a brick. it'll be fun.

Red, blue has two liabilities in the friendly and at least one underaged shitter (definitely John, possibly the doofus with the minecraft name)

Fuck it, join the Russian's team.

>gopnik babushka
obviously this team, дypaк

Never willingly play a game with a Russian. Blue all the way.

Red. I have high hopes in the Russian and pidor

Blue
I'll ERP with the weeb afterwards

Blue is full of ironic memesters, I'd be right at home there.

>implying john isn't some oldfag who couldn't be assed to make something up

team yellow

Always random/auto, saves me the regret of making the wrong choice.

I choose disconnect from server

Name's do not determine skill level, so it doesn't matter what team you pick. However in this case, blu has a friendly on it, so red would be the better choice

>John.smith
>X
>spiderskeletonsniper

It's no contest

IM COMING HOME

>john.smith.2007
>2007

Dude's 9 years-old and hasn't renamed himself because he doesn't know how. His username is his email and it's pattern of name followed by (presumably) birth year is exactly the kind of email address a parent would set up for their kid.

Red

The Russian and pidor will carry the entire team and then some. The only real challenge will be john.smith.2007 but they have a friendly on their team, so it'll be 7v5

Red because I wouldn't really believe it was an actual furry, an actual girl gamer or an actual Russian for that matter until after I joined the team. Blue team are harmless dorks, I know that for sure. You can always switch teams once you know

Judging off just their profile pictures, which team do you join Sup Forums?

Not every retard uses their birth year for stuff like that, but I follow your logic.

Blue, no contest

No russian player would call himself "gopnik babushka"

~
disconnect

Left

Right has what appears to be a Sup Forums griefer who will probably sabotage the team

But I want to be on the team with based Madden on it.

I will follow Galmbro till the end.

MOONMAN MOONMAN, CAN'T YOU SEE?

My mail has a 07 in it because I made it in 2007.

red
weebs are either trash(and/or throwing) or hacking, and are all around insufferable. i'll take my chances.

>one has a furfag
>one has a weeb

Jesus fucking christ put them both on the same team or something.

Where's yellow team that's me and my faggot friends?

B L U E . T E A M, e z

Pidor is faggot in russian you fucking faggot

>moonman
Yes, please.

blue team all day every day baby

john smith and x are certified cool guys, I can't say the same for any in red team

The only proper choice.

Autoselect team, disable voice chat in the menu, ignore chatlog.

Get on my level.

Well?

Then Red has TWO russian fucks on it. Let me update the tally, that's four strikes to Blue's two.

Right.
Onee-Chan is hacking.

E for kills, D overall.

E.

She has a perfect view of the entire scene and two guns. D may have cover but she only has one gun.

Blue again.

E.

You join another server and see these 2 teams. Which do you pick?

E no questions about it.
Two pistols, and bitch at A isn't even aiming at her.

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B, as the only male I can tell he is the MC and has thickest plot armor.

red then

Red Team.
Start talking to

Mr. Mime will fuck shit up like a stone cold killer, I'm going Red.

I go blue so I can duel gregor

Red this time

you ALWAYS pick the gaybro

Red
Gregor sounds cool

Red. There won't be a friendly, so I know my entire team will at least be playing even if they suck.

Left is more likely to win because weebs with anime avatars are tryhards and the Nuke Op is a master mind. The space marine and moonman are probably decent.

Red team is probably the more enjoyable team to play with. ACfags are bros and WWEfags are always fun.

Overall red team should have more teamwork well blue team has more skilled players. Not that it matters when John Madden is always gonna be your opponent.

Frank, probably the smartest choice for me. None of his cons or triggers apply.

Blue. "gregor" is obviously a shitter trying to ride a meme.

You can only waifu one.

Red.
Get a market gardener, try to have fun, be friendly with heavy.
Russians will obviously focus pootisman as most threatening person on field.
Rage at mememan, because he's obviously a dick, pull out direct hit and ruin everyone's day.

Ali easily.

If I can't change the server, spectator.

only a nu-male cuck would choose left

Frank. Ali in Second.

How is this fair? I'd kill for left.

Frank, easily. His pros outweigh the cons by an incredible amount. I don't do drugs, and the other two cons aren't really anything I care about.

Is this supposed to be difficult? Left sounds like a burden and has nothing to offer compared to right.

>Ace Combat and Hulkster on the same team
It's a no-brainer, red.

Doesn't matter. Mute anyone annoying and carry the team.

ANYTHING ELSE BUT RED IS UN-AMERICAN BROTHER

>red is cuter
>red isn't a lazy shit
How is this even a contest

left is cute, but... in the long run you always go for right, whom is cute as well

Right.

Get the fuck back to R.eddit you autist.

probs Frank the GOAT

you need to learn your left from your right

easily red. gonna bet on the russian, the professional video gamer and the wildcard "pidor"

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Blue
Red
Red

Either Frank or Ali

Frank's only real problem is the politics stuff, but I never discuss politics so he'll never know. If he pushes his shit on me I'll just casually agree and ignore.

Ali doesn't really have a problem. I kind of enjoy talking to proud/pretentious women that I'm not in a relationship.

OH SHIT NIGGAS

PIXAR HAS HIRED YOU TO MAKE A NEW TOY STORY WITH ONLY NEW CHARACTERS

WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE?