Wario is sad cheer him up Sup Forums!

Wario is sad cheer him up Sup Forums!

at least you're not waluigi

You had a hand drawn made game motherfucker

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I think you're a cool character

or luigi

At least you're not Samus right now

At least you're going to have a launch game for the NX.


If not, Nintendo is fucking dead to me.

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You might get a new game.

Someday

best microgames in the world. no need to be sad.

YOUR FACE WHEN YOU WILL NEVER EVER BE THE FOLLOWING:

Anthony Burch
Anybody who worked on the TORtanic
Anybody who works at Bioware
Somebody who purchased No Mans Sky

CHEER UP, IT COULD BE WORSE.

at least youre not samus

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Hey Wario! Remember when you scored a confirmed kill on another publisher's character? Good times!

cheer up wario

Could be 'wah'orse...
At least you are not in any of Nintendo's dead franchise like Metroid, F-Zero, Mother, Punch-Out, etc

I honestly don't see why people fap to machine fucking

>there will never be an actual platformer starring Wario
>only retarded minigame shovelware

Now I'm sad too, cheer me up Sup Forums.

Were you just completely blind to Shake It

the idea is just that you want something to drive the woman into a frenzy. machines don't get tired and can go supersanic speeds

You won at the cost of other people.

Oh I'm sorry, is it 2008?

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