You have 10 seconds to say something mean about your favorite game or you're gonna get your teeth polished

You have 10 seconds to say something mean about your favorite game or you're gonna get your teeth polished.

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I haven't been to the dentist in over 10 years do I probably need it.

All I gotta do is wait 10 seconds for a free dental checkup?

A Link to the Past's graphics are ugly as shit.

With insurance all checkups are free

I suppose maybe a better 100% reward than the sunglasses?

>if it's paid for it's free
Land of the free!

>by paying an amount of money every month all checkups are free
just like PSN is free when you have a PSPlus subscription right?

This. I pay $30 a month and they literally give me two FREE cleanings a year. Power to the people.

Seems nice
The feeling honestly isn't that bad.
I could image it feeling horrible if my roots was worse attached

free cleaning, noice

I recently went after 15 years of not being to a dentist.

I had TONS of plaque so much that my back teeth didn't even resemble teeth anymore but I thought thats how the back of lower teeth should look like. Removing that with a tool felt incredibly good.

I also have a rotten back tooth but thats about the extent of the damage overall. I hardly ever brush teeth.

Went better than expected

DotA 2 is more flashy than your average DBZ episode.

>dental hygienist pushes her breasts against you even though it doesn't seem like she needs to do it to reach your teeth

>implying you don't pay for single payer
You do play taxes, don't you user?

dentistry is a scam alongside taxidermy

>Get filling
>"Try to keep your mouth wide open"
>In tremendous pain
>"Little wider please"

>dentist leans in as he cleans
>feel his erection pressed on your shoulder

Witcher 3 has bad movement, landscape sucks dick at times.

I've had a quadruple root canal without anesthesia, try me.

>dentist pushes his crotch against your shoulder even though it doesn't seem like he needs to do it to reach your teeth
>it feels warm, moist, and stiff

The PSI abilities in System Shock 2 were kinda shit.

almost forgot this thread was supposed to be about games

>waiting for it to be over
>realize I've been looking into her eyes this entire time

What's so bad about that? I love it, and my teeth taste amazing for the next hour or so.

The innovative part about Starhawk, the Build n' Battle system, is actually the biggest flaw because having base building elements in a shooter will naturally lead to basecamping/baseraping situations pretty much 100% of the time. It's like the devs forgot that online players don't give a shit about fair play and just go with the scummiest, most effective tactics

dentists are my fetish i have to wear three pair of trousers when i go for my checkups

DMD here.
What the fuck is wrong with you people?

KH2FM has one of the slowest intros of any game I've played.

They also removed exploration of the worlds, something that made the original Kingdom Hearts full of surprises.

>tfw i clench my eyes and hold onto the dentist chair out of habit even though it doesnt hurt
>mfw the female dentist says its ok and everythings gonna be fine as her breasts are pressed against my chest

>its a woman

>without anesthesia
Venezuela pls go

Is that the chick from game of thrones?

I just stare at the middle of the big light thing where it's not bright

>this happens some years ago
>feel that soft warm press against me
>just play it off
>exam is finished, teeth are fine
>swear to your mum her nips were popping out of her white coat

Was she some sexual deviant?

>mum is a dental hygienist
>that stuff in the news about flossing not working comes out
>her and all her coworkers go ape shit mad
>now every time they tell people with cavities to start flossing their teeth they're going to be like "the tv said it doesn't work ;^)"

They are used to it. People often don't know where to look, or more accurately, they don't even actively look anywhere. Eyes are meant to be looked at, that's their whole point, socio-evolutionarily speaking, and when the dental hygienist gets close to your face, you can't be expected to look everywhere but there.

Source on the floss thing?

She wanted to examine that dick, my dude

Your dentist doesnt have a tv you can look at during the operation?

I went a month ago for the first time in about six years.

The dentist and hygeinist both complemented me on having strong, well looked-after teeth and I didn't need any work doing except a standard scale and polish to get rid of a little staining

It's not hard to brush twice a day and not eat a pound of sugar a day.

My dentist is this short blond woman who is really bossy.

I love it.

>Was she some sexual deviant?
Either they are, or they aren't.
Their behavior is clear, unless they can't really reach you.

>Dentist says "close" then "open"
>That feel when you close and open your eyes even though they're trying to listen for clicking of your jaw

Every single time.

>they're trying to listen for clicking of your jaw
What?

I dont even know dude, I just walk in, wait for my name, sit down at the chair and look out the window or up at the light.

Most relaxing shit ever. I dont pay attention to anything while the hygenist or doctor is doing their work.

>Implying checkups aren't comfortable

It's actually quite enjoyable. And your theeth feels cleaner than ever.

>Americans

>dental hygienist starts making small talk and asking questions while she has her tools in my mouth
Every time. I mean, does she expect me to reply? Am I being trolled?

Your dentist doesn't listen for clicking in your jaws?

You're getting gypped out of proper treatment son.

Too bad I'm autistic and the office had an open concept with no private rooms. Pretty cute Asian lady.

Nani?

Last time i went i watched a documentary on deep sea creatures.

>dont know what is more stressing and the operation just goes by without me noticing

>Europoors
>having to wait hours for mediocre treatment
>"a-atleast it's free guys!"

I don't think that's ever happened anywhere my whole life.

>be bongistani
>This thread

>TMJ NAD

I wasn't talking about the treatment.

I was talking about

>With insurance all checkups are free

>polishing

That shit barely tickles.

Try ultrasonic teeth cleaning for a fun ride.

>that Michael Jackson's not a dentist

>Every time. I mean, does she expect me to reply? Am I being trolled?
You'd be surprised at how much they can infer from appropriate-sounding grunts, user
>tfw qt blonde teasing hygienist moved away

>have teeth removed
>get shot with novocaine and get to breath in laughing gas
Felt amazing

My former dentist was this busty woman who would flirt around when she pushed her breasts on me. Good times.
Now I have this woman who spends her time looking away from my teeth while still using the fucking machines on me. Busted my lip on two occasions.
I really need to change dentists again.

>Actually believing the lies your media feeds to you

I bet you also frequently hear about people dying while on waiting lists and shit, right?

None of that happens. Our waiting times are shorter than they are in the US but you've all been brainwashed into thinking free healthcare is bad and can never work and your media is feeding lies to you.

My dentist has a fuckhueg Where's Wally? poster on the ceiling and he's kind enough to change it every few months.

Dwarf Fortress could be more newb-friendly

Based

>wally

If you can't sit still and look directly into the cute hygienist's eyes without flinching while undergoing a ultrasonic cleaning then you have no pain tolerance and should man up.

That's great.

I've been looking at the same puppies and dolphins for like a decade.

That's a lot of assumptions there.

I was pretty surprised when I was told "Don't rinse you fucking mong" at my last checkup. Apparently Dr Rabbit was a lying shit, and rinsing immediately after brushing stops your teeth from absorbing the fluoride, the entire point of buying good toothpaste.

I like getting my teeth polished, though.
>tfw I brush like twice a week and floss twice a month at best
>the dentist always says I have great teeth and to keep doing whatever I'm doing

But it's true.

>this mouth jams! nearly a dentist.

I think I'll never understand why people hate those machines. Is it the noise it makes? Or maybe the absurd idea that the machine will break your teeth, then it will move towards your tongue, wrap and tear it apart while you are drinking your own blood?
Could someone please explain it to me?

>teeth polished
Is this how civilized people deal with plaque? When they remove mine they call in captain hook and he scrapes it off with a giant metal hook, it feels terrifying having it scrape the surface of your teeth. Polishing them instead sounds like a dream come true.

I just went a few weeks ago.

>not going to the dentist twice a year

>tfw drank a shitload of coca cola when I was 15 to 17
>my teeth are fucking permanently yellow
>no amount of brushing will ever change that

N++
There's no online co op which makes doing multiplayer levels really hard because it's an extremely niche game and there are a shitload of really tough levels

The development team is severely understaffed ans sucks at communicating with the playerbase.

But he's right, user. You just don't see because you're American.

Polishing is what comes after the scraping.

>implying
lad
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wheres_Waldo

I love that shit, especially when I have a qt do it.

There's just something weirdly soothing with having hard shit scraped off your teeth.

There's fluoride in your saliva anyway, the toothpaste isn't really significant. It doesn't stick like fluoride varnish does and will just get washed away with your saliva in a few moments regardless of you rinsing.

>too much juice nigga acid deeth

>the dentist always says I have great teeth and to keep doing whatever I'm doing

That's because this shit is like 90% genetic.

Some people like myself got fucked over with pockets in my gums, something that's natural when you're like 60.

>brush teeth once a day during mornings
>teeth are just fine
Sucks for you faggots that brush religiously and still get cavities

>Tight, manly jeans. Nice and discreet.

Where are the facts though?
Why does the US have the best medical centers in the world?

>have some really weird sensation of pleasure when I can "feel" my gums, like from having them irritated or bleeding
I think I have some form of mouth masochism

I have an extreme gag reflex so I can't get that x ray plaque in my mouth. The hygienist gets really frustrated and I had wisdom tooth pain.

Hahahaha no. The US has some shit tier healthcare. Last I checked you guys were around 40th in the world, behind some literal 3rd world countries.

Why so complicated?
Flip him up and fixate him with a bandaid, or tape will work too. Up is the erect dick's natural direction.

>brush teeth twice a month
>dentist always tells me i have perfect teeth

It's not perfect, no game was made to be perfect yet

>bandaid

>Getting cleaned by a dental hygienist
>She moves all around to get better angles on my teeth
>I have to avoid her eyes and stare at a wall or something

Feels awkward.

That's ironic then, because my mom had to get tons of oral surgeries by the time she was my age, my dad probably has a filling or crown on every tooth, and my grandpa has zero fucking teeth left and has had dentures since he was in his early 60s.
I'm that way too, when I floss after not having done it in a long time I really drag it hard across my gums because it feels good in a way.