THE SECOND SCORE FOR NO MAN'S SKY

IT'S FUCKING OVER

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No one cares about Deutschcucks.

NU-MALES ON SUICIDE WATCH

this 2bh
>muslim eu

I can't read this nazispeak.

WE DID IT

probably got butthurt when they found some alien that some other player had named something related to nazis

Who?

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I love it when video games like this crash and burn, I love shitposting about it on Sup Forums more though

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Lol why do they hire illiterate dyslectics as journalists in Germany.

I don't speak german, I just went on google chrome and used the built-in google translate.

Just the language.

joshandjayshow.com/no-mans-sky-beta/

woah that looks autismal

And I didn't even have to spend 60 bucks. Nice.

>Germany

Fuck off and stop ruining shit

I've seen that fucking hobo face holding the disk so many times that now I hate him.

My fucking sides

MEANWHILE IN REDDIT

>this in depth review

we need more of this

>man constantly annoyed by the too little inventory
when did skepta start writing game reviews?

Beautiful

wut? Is this Stockholm Syndrome?

>although we never atually saw eachother
>the fact that we met
>never saw
>met

does not compute

the multiplayer is there in your imagination

>We never actually saw each other
>But we totally met

The denial is real. They drank Sean's kool-aid.

Can I be real for a second?

This community is fucking atrocious right now. You're all acting like a bunch of whiny, entitled little babies. A tiny team of people made an entire universe for you to explore. They made it for YOU, and they're going to wake up tomorrow morning and see that instead of enjoying it, this community of "fans" picked out the 3 or 4 things that weren't perfect and are using that to fucking riot. Guess what? The game was never going to be perfect. It was never going to live up to your hype. It was never going to be everything you'd ever want in a game. What it WAS going to be was an impossibly big universe filled with mysteries and weird shit. I just played it for 2 hours and it was exactly that. What more do you want? Is it buggy? Sure. Is it repetitive? Maybe. Is the inventory system imperfect and the multiplayer feature questionable and the structure unclear? Sure, fine. But holy shit what do these people OWE YOU? How fucking entitled do you have to be to explore an infinite universe in a spaceship and then say "yeah but..." We should all be fucking weeping in our chairs right now at the sheer size and scale of the achievement. We should be showering the people behind this thing with the praise they deserve for pulling off one of the most inspiring games in recent memory. Hello Games doesn't owe you the world. Yet they gave you 18 QUINTILLION of them. If you have the fucking audacity to complain about it then you don't deserve it and you were never fans in the first place.

>innapropriate rousing music

>It was real in my mind

No Man's Sky Multiplayer is the Holocaust of video games.

I heard some of you people haven't bought No Mans Sky but I didnt believe it. haha, then i read some of those 0 reviews on meta critic. most of these people haven't even played it. I myself only just stopped playing No Mans Sky after 32 hrs of playing this digital chef d'oeuvre and sure enough it looks like some of you slept through the fucking freight train of success passing outside, rattling your windows. "Somebody" mistakenly actually thinks they can stop the hype. Sorry somebdy couldn't scrounge up a measly $70 to buy a golden ticket to The Game of the fucking moment? somebody wasted all their money on designer pc games like goat simulator and Dear Esther? Could you be more bitter? guess where that 500 MILLION fucking dollars goes? Sony already built hyp train 2.0 it's called COD: Inf Warfarer dad's heart attack. fuck me the gunplay and tight controls in this game gives me flshbacks to Fallujah 2. Soon you won't have to pay for these AAA digital gold titles because it will automatically come out of your fuckign taxes.A mandatory fee to the greater good because these GOAT games bring joy and fun to millions of real gamers all over the fuckign world.800 years from then there will be random strangers flocking to a fucking shrine to touch the exposed toe of a man that may-or-may not have playe No Mans Sky on the night release on PS$. SO hop aboard scrub or get out the way because you will be run the over by the hype trains because they have the momentum of half a billion dollars in cold hard cash in their storage cars and they stop for NO man. And no im not mad, im actually crying alitte because im so happy that i am young and have lots of time left to play games liek destiny and tlou and watch dogs and whatever is on my lifetime subscription d/l tray for origin and uplay and activision to instanly d/l to my pc painlessly in seconds within moments of release to my hardrive.

its kinda sad

>somewhat lengthy entry
what, so does it have an anti-refund mechanism?

how dumb are you?
no living person translated that.

User scores are the only ones that matter anyway.

Fucking kek'd, I needed that

So it's still fucked?

they hire zombies in germany???

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user, we had the history lesson in that one cod game for gods sakes. Pay attention

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It's like the elite dads all over again.

I got the game because I liked the idea of having a custom ship and zipping about raiding others and generally being a little space bandit.

But that's not it at all, you can't customise a single thing you don't even choose a name for your ship or choose what kind you have, you can buy others ships for ridiculous amounts of money but frankly most look like garbage, you just fly around from planet to planet collection minerals to upgrade things, that's literally it, there's hardly any combat, there's almost no interaction with anybody or anything else,mother only interesting thing here is the weather dynamics on each planet, but even that plays out the same, if it's cold, go in a cave, too hot? Go in a cave.

Overall, yes there's lots of room and that sounds great on paper and in adverts but who the fucks gonna explore all that, you literally don't have enough time and will die of boredom within days as there isn't anything to fucking do in the game anyway.

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ITS JUST A BETA

I had this feeling when i saw the adverts. As a rule i think you should stay clear of games with crafting or any shit that requires you to trek for hours to make shit. Rust turned out to be just as shit.

Then why release it?

What's with developers releasing games in alpha and beta, why don't they just finish the game properly and release it rather than release a half-completed game then tell anybody who rips into it that it's just a beta, I don't give a fuck what stage it's at I paid £49.99 for this.

>Mediokre Technik
>ressourcen-sammeln wird schnell repetitiv
>Bald wirkt ein Sonnensystem wie das andere, nur mit anderen Farben
>Wirtschaftssystem dubios bis abwesend
>Es kann passieren, dass man zu Beginn kaum Plutonium findet oder es "falsch" verwendet, und lieber neustartet als weiterzusuchen

Mein sides. I don't even need to read or speak Nazi to know what's being said. Truly, this is a game so bad it transcends not only probability ('muh quintillions' of planets, all of them boring) but language as well.

Germans are notoriously autistic with the highest concentration camps of furries and farming simulators of all yurotrash peoples. If even they don't like this chore-filled repetitive schlock you just KNOW it's irredeemable.

No Man's Buy blown the fuck out from now until the end of time. If Molyneux is the father of lies and Todd Howard is the son, then Sean Murray is the holy ghost.

And speaking of GerMoney, daily reminder that the Enderal translation is coming out at the same time as this.