One Man's Sky

This....


This is some advanced Stockholme syndrome shit


I'm actually lost for words

>This....

Hello GAF.

This game is the most hilarious shit of the current year.

Thank You!

NU MALE SKY

Wow this is liking reading the Bioware forums after TORtanic.
Is No Man's Sky the next TORtanic?

Anyone wanna meet up in pokemon red? I'm at brocks gym right now come here niggas

The sex was great! I mean I never put the tip in but.... the fact that we met is absolutely amazing!

kek
I didn't believe this nu male sky meme until leddit started shilling for this blunder of a game.

>around 2014 or 2015
>there are so many good space games on the horizon - elite: dangerous, no man's sky, limit theory, star citizen
>it's going to be the golden age of space games

>2016
>E:D is ok I guess but paper-thin
>NMS is kek
>LT is legitimately ded
>SC is SC

what went wrong

man I loved it in Ocarina of Time when I met up with 300 other people in the water temple

>SC is SC
I haven't been following it that much
What do you mean?

Playing Skyrim and clearing out dungeons with other players is so f*cking awesome!

>everyone knows game will be shit months before it releases
>game is shit
>flood of shitposting about how shit it is

This isn't the new tortanic because no one who's opinion is worth anything had any expectations going in. If anything destiny was the new tortanic

.____________.

Devs have mistaken the amazing capabilities of modern computers for their own capabilities of making good games.

Anyone wanna meet up in Ass Creed? I'm chilling in Acre at the moment near all the fucking beggars.

It'll never be finished

hell yeah hold on let me grab my thinking cap first

Bragging about the potential of the games they're making so western video game bloggers can hype their games up instead of making something good and reasonable.

>>everyone knows game will be shit months before it releases
Most people everywhere else was hyped. It was really just Sup Forums giving it nothing but shit, like we always do with every game.

>we never actually saw each other
>We Never Actually Saw Each Other
>WE NEVER ACTUALLY SAW EACH OTHER
He actually tried to convince himself that he had a actual meetup with someone...Was has gaming turned into?

You actually thought no mans sky was going to be good?

Omw in 5' Im in cerulean doing the mew
Glitch to get porygon

I will admit I don't go anywhere else but how could anyone actually have been hyped? The warning signs were there; guarded faggot dev who answered everything crypticly, >muh 5 trillion which is an instant red flag for extremely shallow and repetitive soul less content, no actual content besides walking and no evidence to the contrary

Again, I don't think it's the new tortanic because I never expected anything but shit and no one else should have expected anything either

it was hyped by casuals because it had all the right buzzwords

>18 bazillion planets
>unending
>open world
>you can play it forever
>"""""""""""""multiplayer""""""""""""""
>survival
>crafting
>exploration

You know, save for the 18 bazillion planets thing
I'mma keep this list and see how many games of E3 2017 are advertised /described with 2 or more of these.

you know you can play pokemon online right?

I had no way of knowing back then, but the original idea sounded interesting. like it was taking the space stage of spore, limiting its scope to focus on detail, and actually making the planets believable and interesting. sounds like only the first 2 of those 3 happened though

well
we do live on an era where people convince themselves that theyre something else

Hey, it's so nice to meet each other in this thread! Sup Forums is amazing!

...

>SC is SC
BACKER DETECTED

*sigh*....
okay..
*takes deep breath*

Can I be FUCKING real for a second?

This community is fucking atrocious right now. You're all acting like a bunch of whiny, entitled little babies.

A tiny team of people made an entire universe for you to explore. They made it for YOU, and they're going to wake up tomorrow morning and see that instead of enjoying it, this community of "fans" picked out the 3 or 4 things that weren't perfect and are using that to fucking riot.

Guess what? The game was never going to be perfect. It was never going to live up to your hype. It was never going to be everything you'd ever want in a game.

What it WAS going to be was an impossibly big universe filled with mysteries and weird shit. I just played it for 2 hours and it was exactly that. What more do you want?

Is it buggy? Sure. Is it repetitive? Maybe. Is the inventory system imperfect and the multiplayer feature questionable and the structure unclear? Sure, fine.

But holy shit what do these people OWE YOU?

How fucking entitled do you have to be to explore an infinite universe in a spaceship and then say "yeah but..."

We should all be fucking weeping in our chairs right now at the sheer size and scale of the achievement. We should be showering the people behind this thing with the praise they deserve for pulling off one of the most inspiring games in recent memory.

Hello Games doesn't owe you the world. Yet they gave you 18 QUINTILLION of them.

If you have the fucking audacity to complain about it then you don't deserve it and you were never fans in the first place.

here's your (you)

I know this gets passed around a lot, but I'm seeing this everywhere and people shitting on it, so I gotta ask, is this actually the next TORtanic this time? Not another mediocre false alarm?

Sean's most recent tweets are contradicting again

They were on the same planet, but never actually saw each other

Is this some pasta?

wew, no. I've checked my post a couple times and I'm pretty sure I didn't write
>SC is literally going to save gaming, buy a ship now

I mean it does look pretty good, but the cash shop shit is a huge turn-off, and like the other user said, who fucking knows when it's going to be finished. sometime around when dwarf fortress hits v1.0 I imagine

I got scared when my first google search didn't bring up a source.

but is the game good?

If I buy No Man's Sky on steam, can I preload it? I really don't want to download it on launch day with the shit iternet I've got.

Stop making threads about this shit.
There are dozens of procedurally generated crap on Steam, this is just another iteration of the genre but well marketed.

Nobody cares.
Nobody cared ever.
And nobody will remember it.

(1/2)

Dear Sean and Friends,

Let me first state, on behalf of all of us gamers who love your game, I apologize for all the gamers who are being unnecissarily critical about your game at the moment. There are infact those of us who freaking love this game and haven't contributed, either positively or negatively, to all the commotion lately only because we're doing exactly what we promised when we pre-ordered your game; we're playing the game. And if I may say, I'm having a goddamn blast!

This game was everything I expected it to be! I didn't jump on the hype trains, it's true. I've had expectations and disappointments. I learned that lesson from Destiny. And you know what, I still love and play Destiny for what it is. That said, I went in this game expecting a sandbox. I wasn't expecting the next great MMO. I was expecting Minecraft in space for Scifi-Nerds. And I feel that's exactly what I got.

I want to thank you and your team at Hello Games for making such an awesome indie game! And I want to remind you guys that there are those of us who still love and play your game. So let me just tell you guys, while all the haters really burn me up and make me personally very angry because I feel they're being very unfair, what they're unwittingly doing is absolutely wonderful for your game! It is said that no publicity is the only bad publicity. I say this because the only thing I felt was lacking in your game was a good marketing campaign. All the chatter we're getting now is putting the game infront of alot of gamers who wouldn't have otherwise noticed. Hopefully, nay almost certainly, it'll attract more of that audience of Sci-Fi and math nerds you were shooting for.

No, even though all newfags want it to be.
Proven by the amount of threads on Sup Forums right now, newfags want a new tortanic out of any game

Well so far the only non opinionated complaint is that they lied about the multiplayer. I didn't buy into the hype train but I definitely don't support that kinda shit.

Now wondering if I should actually buy the GOG version or pirate it. But I never pirate stuff because reasons.

Where would one go to pirate something like this?

(2/2)

I say all this because... well because it's true but also because I don't want all the haters to get to you guys and make you guys feel bad about making a truly spectacular game. The short and simple of it is that the hype was so high, disappointment was almost certain for some. Any child who thinks he's getting everything on his Christmas list knows this feeling all to well Christmas morning. But even some of the detractors will come around again, as we saw with Fallout 4. I say all this because, despite what's being said right now, it's not the fault of the developers but the gamers themselves for letting their imaginations run away with them. There will be no doubt some continuing debate, even in the comments here, about how one thing was promised and another delivered and yet someone else will say that's not the case. But my point is it will all pass.

All that said, it is my hope that you, the developers, and the gamers alike realize that the proof is in the pudding, as it were. This game's true fanbase will be defined by the gamers who stay and not the gamers who leave. Please bear with us as we learn and understand your game over more than just a few days.

(tl;dr) And finally, thank you so much for making such an awesome game and being so patient with a player/fan base that has been the very definition of hot and cold.

Sincearely,

A Gamer

>please buy our game, but dont look at reviews or gameplay and spoil yourself on our experience we have crafted for you ;)

I keep thinking I'm gonna wake up any minute now.

Any minute now...

this is an awesome post buddy! :)

Why did he lie though? I'd have been perfectly fine if it was a single player but no he had to freaking lie.
Why is this shit allowed.

It's literally sarcasm

how can you guys not detect that

Because he's a nu male cuck

You're just now learning how fucking extreme fanboyism is. People will defend companies who do bad things and so they keep doing worse and worse things because they know there's an army of thousands ready to fight to defend them.

Thanks friend! See you in the Verse! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Remember the Law of Big Numbers in gaming. For sufficiently large amounts of content the quality of a game starts to suffer

This game was fucked from the moment numbers exceeding a million started to appear in marketing

Yo im playin resident evil 4 anyone wanna meet up?

wouldn't be surprised if the publisher had a hand in that
>studies show that games with tacked-on multiplayer sell 12% more copies, so we need you to insert something gimmicky that looks like multiplayer
it is sony after all

That is some Orwellian doublethink right there.

For the first hour or so.

Then it gets repititve fast.

Can anyone redpill me on MNS, memes aside? Why is it such a big deal? Sony shilling, long awaited genre? What?

Daily reminder that this board's going apeshit over nothing, there are so many players playing the multiplayer is just not working right now.

I think the game is only like 6 gigs

I thought they didn't see each other because of server issues, which is true?

>I had no way of knowing back then
Pretty sure they said it was a massive, procedurally generated universe/galaxy from the start

>stuck at boring work all fucking day
>Sup Forums is the shittiest its ever been before

what am i even supposed to do for 8 fucking hours

Modified pasta

You know at first i thought nu male was just a play on words and Sup Forums being autistic about the devs being neckbeards but this game is really appealing to all the nu males.

You really have some self hatred to think
"not really meeting someone" is amazing.

Thats some pathetic beta shit.

This

You guys are shilling your hate so hard and it notices. is fucking pathetic.

>._.

Roastie detected.

I feel like I talk to people like that almost everyday on the WoW forums. Can't get one legitimate criticism in without someone asking you to think of the developers and the hard work they put in.

>SeanGATE

Is that the word people who back a fucking blatant liar up came up with, so that it reminds of the hivemind of another scandal and dismiss us as crazy?

Nice, I used it for a Gengar. Can't touch me!

I dont even give a fuck if the game has multiplayer.. am i the only one? Who cares? Are you people so alone in daily life you need to feel a part of something communal?

Put in that work boy

holy fuck these people are fucking delusional lmao.

I don't know why people are shocked about this. It says right on the store age "one player." Read the fine print before using mommy's credit card you children.

You know he specified the pokemon game, right?

I don't give a fuck about the game, I give a fuck about lying devs, regardless on how I feel about their product.

Has Sean responded yet or is he busy writing his suicide note

Just a glitch bro, the devs are fucking amazing!

>NewMail-GATE

...

"I cant believe this happened! xD"

INCREASINGLY
NERVOUS
MAN

>false advertising.
>empty and repetitive worlds.
>AAA marketing and price.

Thats mainly it.

Sean murray looking a neckbeard SJW was also a red flag.

Thanks Cactus

Was he about to meet another player??

There is only ever one fixed amount of threads on the board. Up to fifteen pages

I really hope this is convoluted bait. If not, please leave.

>8 hours ago
>Not showing the recently edited post
This is some advanced memery.

Yes, they're nu-males. Yes they DID get circumcised. But at least they're now restoring their foreskins (pic, see update 3)

Nothing, it's still doing fine. Sup Forums just can't comprehend the concept of a game not being released more than three months after announcement. This shit happened with Cyberpunk 2077 too.

Question for those of you who already own it, can I play it in a ps4 without internet? There´s no internet in the house I want to play it, and I know that ps+ is not required, but is internet required?

Quit skipping the treasures nigger, we have to go the same speed.

>Its a glitch everybody go home

>didn't see anything out of the ordinary
>was barely able to function
Why does this game attract autists?

Well yeah its a single player but you have to be online to play it.

xD nice goalpost moving meme

I think what saddens me the most about all of this is the realisation that even if competent devs wanted to try and actually surprise the fuck out of players by including *some* mp element in what was otherwise perceived as a sp style game, modern marketing, previews and distribution pretty much makes that fucking impossible.

And devs being lying sacks of incompetent shit make it even harder.

Hey guys I'm stuck on the sewer level of jet set radio future, anyone want to meet up in game and help me out?

NMS is basically an indie game made by a small team where you fly around and see procedurally generated planets, and really shouldn't have ever been considered anything different than the other gorillion procedural generation indie game you see on steam at any given time. If this were one of those, you'd buy it on sale for $10 and think it was a neat little indie game.

Instead, for the past 2-3 years Sony decided to shill HARD for this at E3. Journalists picked it up and started advertising that IT WAS THE FUTURE OF VIDEO GAMES WITH 500 GAZILLION PLANETS AND YOU CAN NEVER SEE THEM ALL AND IT'S AN INFINITE UNIVERSE AND THE CREATOR IS A VISIONARY HOLY SHIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's come out, and it's another procedurally generated indie game that's worth about $10 on a steam sale.

>are you working on a game, aren't you?