Alright, how are they going to fuck it up this time? see if the predictions are as spot on as the 'dragons' short

alright, how are they going to fuck it up this time? see if the predictions are as spot on as the 'dragons' short.

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What was wrong with Dragons?

Dragons was the best short of all of them. This one sounds pretty promising. Why is OP always acting like a big faggot?

i like all the shorts
especially tracers

It was predictable as fuck.
youtube.com/watch?v=RnNOa1cQgBc
This was uploaded before the short was and the audio is from even longer before.

My money's on a bambi reference.
Screencap this post.

Some guy managed to assume that it would be about Genji and Hanzo fighting at the previous Shimada Clan home (aka Hanamura, the map). It was and idiots parrot it as being a reason Blizzard can't write and not just basic fucking sense that of course a short about Genji and Hanzo would involve them fighting and be at their previous home which also happens to be a map in the game.

Still shilling this meme?

We already knew Genji and Hanzo are brothers and that they were part of the Nip Mafia/Family Yakuza

It's not that hard to guess what is going to happen from there

>le robot interacting with nature lmao
every time

I hope it's like the first thirty minutes of Wall-E. No lines just robot noises and music

There will be a scene of many humans lined up in front of a ditch before Bastion mows them all down.

lets hope its just 5 minutes of bastion running around in a forest
no voices
no action
no butts

I would very much like that. Though Up did that trope perfectly during the notebook scene.

I swear to god you guys take 15 seconds to read a post, then either reiterate what the post just said in a different format or just ignore the point completely

Try taking an extra 30 fucking seconds to understand the point and then make a response

pretty easy, bastion is in the forest happy living with nature and animals. then some bad dudes start doing bad things to the forest, bastion try to stop them, but he ends destroying the forest too, and it makes you think anout the nature of bastion, he i a machine for war but he just wants to leave in peace

It will be like Wall-E, but with a bird and an omnic robot

5 minutes of Bastion getting potg, since every single match where there's a Bastion it's 50/50 if he gets it or the Torb does.

Scoop up my salt.

>see if the predictions are as spot on as the 'dragons' short.
They weren't predictions, though. None of the predictions were right. The only correct parts where the parts shown in the teaser Coca Cola released.

>t. less than 40 rank shitter

More like wants to leaf in peace
amiright?

>literally the only parts that were right were the parts he copied from known lore or the trailer
Stop shilling your own terrible video.

>premiers at my birthday
t-thanks blizzard

Its going to start off with the omnic crisis fucking shit up, then it will show the great last battle where Bastion gets fucked up and shuts down, then there will be a time lapse where rust and bird shit will cover his body. Once he has his "pre-order DLC skin" he will wake up and look around his wasted environment. Then he will walk around looking at shit, then "Not-Archimedes" will appear and fly around his head, sort of like the taunt he has. Bambi reference, hunters attack animal friends, he goes ape shit, realizes he cant trust himself around people, walks off into the woods.

Cap this shit.

Forgot to add Iron Giant "poke the dead thing" scene.

OK, let's hit some major plotpoints and refine it from there.

Starts with Bastion being a mall cop or something. Basic security robot.
War begins. Bastion is doing a good job, but then starts shaking and buzzing. His eye light or whatever turns red.
Vague shots of the Omnic war. Maybe silhouette or another animation style. Bastion shoots some innocent humans at some point.
Bastion become disabled in a forest. Any ideas on how this occurs?
Years pass. More exposition of how Overwatch gets shut down.
Not sure how Bastion wakes up. I want to say Ganymede somehow wakes him, but I'm more leaning towards Bastion waking up in a different way and finding Ganymede injured and helping him.

I've never seen a Bastion get potg

Except for me

so the new map is a forest map?

hopefully it's not the only one

happy birthday

>Bastion become disabled in a forest. Any ideas on how this occurs?
It doesn't. Bastion willingly isolated himself because he's still in full killbot mode and will murder people on sight.

This
Even with an animated short for what is essentially a family version of quake you pitiful fucks try to feel superior over

>Like playing Bastion because he's fun and still works well in quick play
>Enjoy what he has, and believe that he just needs some revisions on what he has going for him to make him more viable
>This short means that it's very likely he's getting updated
>This short also probably means that those changes are going to be very big
I really hope they don't change how Bastion plays fundamentally. If Blizzard doesn't just forget they stripped away necessary features which is what's gimping him so much, he could actually be half decent again without just making him a different character.

>Basic security robot.
This is a minor detail, but i believe that with that gun bastion units are supposed to guard high profile locations and whatnot

GIVE ME MEI SHORT FEATURING HER WITHOUT JACKET REEEEEEEEEEE

>Forgot to add Iron Giant "poke the dead thing" scene.

fuck im actually hype for this blizz marketing shit

This

these are all fucking awful

none of these characters are remotely memorable