That score

that score....

ouch.

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>"I’ve seen so many planets, met so many aliens, and mined so much goddamn carbon and not once have I been surprised. Not once has the game thrown me a curveball. Every new location is just a different colored home for the same old routine, and the procedural generation means that things feel far less diverse than they could be – when randomized pools replace handcrafted designs, the lego bricks piecing everything together are far too obvious."

I mean the game looks like it might be neat for a little while. But probably as something I get used/massively on sale.

Just doesn't look like it does much new to be worth all the hype.

Every alien have a tablet, it's ridiculous.

There're no trees in this game.
youtube.com/watch?v=nLtmEjqzg7M

I can't believe people are freaking out about this game. If you didn't know it was going to be Minecraft in space, you are a fucking idiot.

minecraft actually has multiplayer

>devs lie about the game
>HURRR YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THEY WOULD LIE
fuck off nu-male cuck.

Minecraft has multiplayer though, fampai

His website has been down all day.

>still getting a 403 error on the review
Why is this fat piece of fat shit so fucking stupid?

>Minecraft lets you interact with other players in the same world
>NMS can't even have you in the same time of day

>A large portion of Sup Forums expresses disdain for Jim Sterling every time he's mentioned on the board
>He's suddenly worth of talking about because he validates Sup Forums's opinion on a game

For fucks sake

Just say the game sucks ass like the rest of us

Oh look, a fat sjw obnoxious cunt says something that fits neo/v/'s agenda so he's god tier again.
After there's been 100's of threads saying he's the worst fat a sack on earth

>Jim "End my life and fuck my wife" Sterling

>autistic shitfit over what you THINK is happening
Literally nothing positive has been said about Sterling in this thread.

Yeah, I absolutely hate witcher! Can't believe you can't meet other players even if you stand in the same spot

Actually it's literally butthurt reddit users DDOSing the site.

Where the fuck are the rest of the reviews?

This embargo shit is cancer incarnate

I honestly don't mind him sometimes. The SJW shit is obnoxious as fuck and when he bitched about Americans and guns I wanted to drive down to buttfuck Mississippi and Fedex his fat ass back to the communist nanny state he comes from but other than that we generally have similar taste is games. Outside of the FO4 incident that is.

Nobody's praising him, he's the only scored review on metacritic so far so it makes sense that it's worth talking about at least even if you don't like the guy

worse than minecraft, honestly...

How? He has cloudflare and that wouldn't be a 403 error even if he didn't.

I think that's just tryhard reddit with their usual faggotry.

>Jim's 50 is the only visible review

This.
From what I know, the only other site who published a score was jeuxvideo.com (biggest french website about vidya) and they gave 16/20.

Are there any other reviews?

Wow sure love how all these threads are made about all first scores on metacritic on all games with words BTFO in title.

Oh wait, it's only NMS which neo/v/ autists have an unjustifiable hate against because they have a day 1 patch

Witcher was not advertised as multiplayer

No one cares about reviews in a dead language.

wtf i hate jim sterling now

Jims a fat lardcake and will always be, quit sperging

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>Less than 11 posts into thread
>Everyone agreeing with him

oi fuck off

minecraft has multiplayer and crafting

There was already a thread about this

I actually don't mind the guy for his constant pressing against bullshit in the industry like microtransactions, greenlight garbage and Youtube content ownership, but I know I'm in the minority on Sup Forums. He does have some shit taste in games though

I miss the brown M&Ms. I feel like they got a raw deal.

This game, man.
I barely thought it would live up to the hype, let alone exceed it. I've been playing for four hours straight across only two systems and about five planets/moons, and it has been absolutely and utterly humbling. My breath is being taken away at every turn.
I just drowned trying desperately to make my way out of a dark underwater cave on a cold, lonely, massive planet, with ominous growling startling me from far across some rocky, eroded mountains against the backdrop of a massive dark blue system. Earlier I was marveling at a herd of grazing antelope-like creatures on a little yellow paradise of a moon with a pink sky. Creatures were screeching in the distance and tinkling piano chords played in the background.
I very much appreciate the technical and leveling aspects such as mining and trading, but most of all, this game has been an extremely emotional experience for me so far. I could barely pull myself away from my first system once I acquired the warp cell. No matter what I'm looking at, I have this excitement and this wonder and frustration that I am inevitably missing so much. I have never, EVER felt this lost. Space just beckons, wordlessly. What a beautiful, beautiful, titanic game. I have no words.
Enjoy, everyone. And thank you, Sean and Hello Games. Jeez Louise.

Hi there people pray term, short for the first time.

Are the two really?

Now this place, my sick. You, as a bunch of whiny babies topics.

A small group of people, all has to think. They are the eyes in the morning you wake up, if you do, you will not really be the "land tax" three partial use of the disturbance or four, we are facing.

Can you guess how? The game will never be perfect. You will never live to draw upon. All of you have the game he wanted to do.

Only two hours out of the grand universe in the same way an unusually strange full of secrets mother. What do you want more than that?

Could you koloeaneng? Obviously. Want to repeat the device? Perhaps. The program is completed, the blood comes from the reputation of high-quality multimedia questionable character? Of course, it is good.

However, the holy dog shit that people owe you?

If sex is a challenge, so you have that the universe is infinite space vehicles, said: "Yes, but ..."

Our need to have sex in the office no more than the size of the width of the access. We, you, the poor people, to take a shower requires that 1 glory the most exciting games in recent times.

Hi game you land. However, you have 18 M3.

If you have the courage to complain, but then, you never deserve special fan.

joshandjayshow.com/no-mans-sky-beta/

this pasta is already stale

Yeah I like that too.

If he could just shut the fuck up about taking away my rights and SJW shit I would only really dislike him for being a fat fuck.

>There was already a thread about this
So go ghost-post in the archive, autismo.

Mine craft was free on release, then $20. This is $60

>Team made casual game
>overhyped to the fucking max
>Play game casually while still feeling like a space explorer.

I do feel bad for the dev team, They are going to be taking huge piles of shit thrown at them for their entire audience that overhyped this game.

But man do i love it for the fact that i'll probably be playing it for a hour or so when i get home from work to unwind.
That shit is the best, Which is probably why i like this game so much.

What probably would have saved them is if they would have handled their PR right and just came out and said-
"This is not going to be as big as everyone is making it out to be"

Probably would have saved their asses.

There are no reviews because most reviewers only started playing the game on Monday when the patch went live, and are taking a review-in-progress approach to the game. I'd bet we'll have some finalized reviews with actual scores by Friday

digitalspy.com/gaming/review/a785351/no-mans-sky-preview-review-ps4-pc/

that score....

ouch.

Should be illegal to release a tps without online anytime after 1998, it deserved that score if only for that very reason.

>Like Dark Souls
>And here's where things get a lot more Dark Souls-y
>a la Dark Souls
Christ.

Wow that's generous. I would have given it a three.

You should probably kill yourself

>Like skyrim but with guns!
>Like dark souls but fun!

So what would you have us do?
Say we love the game just because sterling disliked it?

1000 hours in movie maker. Youtube muted the soundtrack
vid.me/4I8A

>One of the game's main features is a time slowing mechanic
>Online game

Nah it would have been terrible

Neither is this. It has online features not a full blown multiplayer. Devs have been making it clear and news sites have been making it clear to everyone who hasn't gotten the point yet.

Some online interaction does not mean full blown cod MP

>Devs have been making it clear
>literally a day before launch
thats what happens when you think being vague is cool

youtu.be/AE0nuW-mQ8A

>Devs have been making it clear
>They're still lying about online features existing but not working because of "servers"

Does this game have a chance at NOT being flavor of the month?
Personally i kind of like the game but, Obviously it might not stand strong when September arrives unless they have some pretty amazing updates.

>Devs have been making it clear
Funny, I just see the devs patting themselves on the back for people playing the game period, while occasionally backpedaling on past interviews and blaming servers being down for all the features not being implemented.

>bored already
people seen this coming a mile away. insert picture with different colors

HE SEAMED LIKE SUCH A COOL GUY

WHY DID HE HAVE TO LIE

it hurts sean

I'd say it depends on how often the devs update the game with new shit (such as the building and frieghters they're putting in whenever). If they can keep people coming back like Minecraft I think it could have a strong and fairly long-lasting life

>Devs have been making it clear and news sites have been making it clear to everyone
A little late.

The funny thing about that tweet was literally 12 hours ago he said it would be almost 0% chance you would run into anyone..

KEK his site is getting ddosed cause of the bad review. Wonder who could it be ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

How convenient that happens after the PC launch.

HOW FUCKING CONVENIENT

which is a lie
it's not a chance, the functionality isn't there, period
also they shipped the fucking boxes with multiplayer adverts, and they mentioned again and again you could see each other and stuff in interviews
how do you flannel cucks live in such delusion

Dawg I'm just giving a guess

Clearly we've already had a review of the game come out. Plus why does it matter when refunds are a thing?

Minecraft lets you build and change the world in any way you like

>No Man's Sky isn't quite the game we expected it to be. But maybe that was Hello Games' grand plan.

Fucking damage control holy shit

>IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE SHIT!

>DRM free
review it yourself

it's nothing like minecraft. i have literally no idea why people keep saying this, in a negative or positive sense.

wtf I love jim sterling now

Can you link to an example of this?

>how do you flannel cucks live in such delusion
I was saying what the tweet said of course he is a liar. don't sperg out on me

BASED KEK

i can never understand what the fuck he is saying because his accent is so thick.

To be fair to the devs somewhat, they are a busy tiny team. The hype train wasn't REALLY their fault (e.g. when IGN did the "first" thing or Colbert called, what would you have done as an Indie Dev coming from a tiny rhytim game? Say No?) and they never truly claimed it was multiplayer in any way. People just assumed it was. What they said was "you might meet your friend but it is insanely unlikely".

That can still be true. One case of it not working due to server overload of a megahyped game doesn't disprove it. Should it work 100% at launch? Yep. But maybe the tiny team was just underestimating the hype for it. Also the flood probably sucked...

I think what I've seen so far looks great. It's a game I will play like a crazy person. If it's not for you, that's utterly fine. There's plenty of games I won't play because they aren't for me. That doesn't mean everyone is a liar, that the game is utterly worthless or that anyone playing it is a hypetrain buying idiot.

>The hype train wasn't REALLY their fault
>only game history is two cartoony clones of Trials
>we're going to make a game "with over 18 quintillion planets" where players can meet up

>they never truly claimed it was multiplayer in any way.

youtube.com/watch?v=AE0nuW-mQ8A

Kill yourself you fucking shill piece of shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=bv1CkZXBROc

>Can you run into other people, other players in the game?
>Yes, but the chances of that are very rare just because of the size of what we're building

>Will you be able to play with your friends?
>Yes

well, there are that many planets.... Even in the "lying about multiplayer video" up there he says each time "It's really unlikely", "you probably won't".... I don't really see the lying part. Again, after the Servers work (which, again, should be working at start, I get that), it can still happen.

I would call the Joe Games more rhythm game than trials clone... but whatever. Tiny indie game was my point.

Sean LITERALLY said you could play with your friends. You can't.

Maybe that was in the plans at one time. Now it's randos... plans change... that's an old clip... doesn't prove lying... Never assume malice when stupidity will suffice.

Jesus, user. It's like you're attempting to convince yourself more than Sup Forums.

Something about his wife's son.

>Now it's randos
user-kun, you can't meet randos either.

>Like dark souls but fun

>cloudflare
>ddos
No

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It was at the end of the Jimquisition video he did immediately after the Orlando gay bar shooting.

>Open world game feels aimless and boring

Surprise, they almost all are

Seriously, why the fuck didn't he just outright say "No you can't" in any interview?

>like dark souls but fun
>like dark souls
wut? That's like saying justin beiber is like slipnot

Once again, we don't know that. It's day one of a massive launch of a hyped game. Wait a while before you assume it's utter balls. It might be. I doubt it, I think it's server overload at this point. That's the most likely reason.

Jim is right when he said: But that doesn't change the fact that he's usually an attention seeking spaz who just puts on a contrarian show to get clicks. Usually he gives things like CoD and Dynasty Warriors good reviews then turns around and blasts things like Mario Kart for "not doing anything new". While that doesn't make sense on the surface, it's easy to understand when you realise CoD and Dynasty Warriors are both basically jokes in the gaming community and Mario Kart is still well received by gamers and critics. He likes being an alternative voice because he knows that attracts attention, especially with his calling out of Konami and other big names other critics are terrified to confront.
He is also known for defending otherwise indefensible people if they are his friends, even when they indisputably act like raging autists and make scenes. See Phil Fish.

I don't like Jim at all these days, but he actually told the truth about No Man's Sky. Even sleazy shits like him have to speak the truth eventually, statistically speaking.

It's a mystery

even readjusted the target demographic from teenagers to children.