Let's be real for a sec, how fucking bad is he shitting his pants right now?

Let's be real for a sec, how fucking bad is he shitting his pants right now?

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He doesnt care

He made the game, its on store shelves

Whether or not it sells he still gets paid

hes making tons of money. so probably not that much. he knows that there are still enough dummies who will buy his game

He seems like the kind of guy who would just be happy that he could create something he envisioned and not let what other people think ruin his accomplishment. I think the game looks boring but I'm happy for him.

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Pretty bad.

Why would you play this game over Elite Dangerous?

Kek I wouldn't care, made my money all I gotta do is turn off the internet and wow none of it exists

NMS is the better wallpaper generator with its instagram filter and shit. Also Carl Sagan.

Why do yo post this knowing it takes 2 seconds to find out it is a lie? Atleast try harder to be a "troll."

You're right, it's even worse than that, the only review is 50.

youtube.com/watch?v=bv1CkZXBROc

What would he be shitting his pants about?

This multiplayer fiasco where he talked nebulously about multiplayer in a game that has a nebulous multiplayer system? Yeah no.

He may be shitting his pants if he really believed he was making something more interesting than what it turned out to be- another open world crafting shit head game

How hard would it be to just add multiplayer to the game? Amateur modders with no budget did it with GTASA and JC2.

JUST

>Let's be real for a sec, how fucking bad is he shitting his pants right now?


Pretty hard considering how much money he already made

TELL

Post actual good space games.

not at all, he created the ultimate meme game taylor made for reddit

Because a cobbled together multiplayer mode that's useful for nothing but fucking around wasn't in the design doc for an ambitious self serious game like this? As much as the game looks profoundly average I'm sure the team had an interesting vision they wanted to stick to and not waste time on some bullshit like that.

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>make your first game
>instantly become as reputable as peter molyneux

not a small feat

I bought the game to first support the developers Hello Games and it's director Sean Murray for their technical feat in creating this great world, but fuck me was I duped. I'm not angry, but sad and confused. I looked up the multiplayer aspect and read about it being like Journey and/or Dark Souls and bought it all up, which prompted me to get the game in the first place, with the hopes of maybe meeting someone or something.
Now, let me tell you this Sean, I make US$800/month, living in a 3rd World country, barely getting by. I bought my copy with savings of 2 years (I literally broke the piggy bank) and now I hope that the multiplayer will be added in a near...REALLY NEAR...future. If not, fuck you.
EDIT: I'll still play the game, for now, but god am I dissapointed.
EDIT2: thanks for the gold stranger :)

mad over the difficulty he will face trying to profit off another game
literally not mad at all over the money he's already made

Literally what the fuck...
Couldn't they program a smooth texture transition between the random body parts? This is a joke, right?

he's laughing all the way to the bank. there are plenty of nu-males out there to sustain this type of dogshit game dev

>fuck you if you don't add what I want REAL soon and by the way I'm a nigger

how do we live in a society where fucking faggots like him can succeed?

and how the fuck did he gain the support and funding to release this dog shit on playstation?
somebody really fucked up, sony just doesn't have standards anymore.
this person was able to fool many people and no one can see how obvious of a shithead this person is?
very poor judgment

The texture between the legs and torso doesnt change, only the colours change

why would he? it'll probably sell millions, which is all he cares about

atleast post the real image

I've never heard the term nu-male until like 3 minutes ago, and now I've seen it twice.

Decided to buy FTL over this game. Wish me luck I'm starting it up for the first time.

Because Elite Dangerous is only on Xbox One, still no confirmed date for PS4.

>how do we live in a society where fucking faggots like him can succeed

think about how stupid the average person is. now think about how half of the population is even more retarded than that

in the end, it doesn't matter what you do or how well you do it. The only thing that determines how well you do in this society of ours, is how many people will be affected but what you do. Simple as that. You can suck dick as long as millions are willing to watch you suck dick you will be successful (Kim Kardashian).

You can be a shitty programmer selling math snake oil to stupid people but as long as there are hundreds of thousands of those stupid people willing to buy your stupid shit, you will be rich.

Cmon guys its not that bad
Im not buying the game but it cant be that bad

Well, "faggot" was getting a bit too unspecific.

shitting his pants all the way to the bank there are retards who actually bought this game

im just glad a certain community ended up with egg on their face again

He's trying to damage control until the PC release so he doesn't lose any sales but after that he's taking the money and running

honestly as a nu-male i got respect for the guy,he finessed the dumb mother fuckers like hes been in the dev game for a decade or something.

not just that but gaming has gone to total shit, in this day and age it's more about having the "correct" opinions rather than any actual talent or drive

>fat weebs shitposting on a website that hasn't been relevant since 2009

Wow, I bet he pooped his pants alright.

He knows the gaming demographic is filled with retards and fanboys and his game is hyped to all hell. He making a massive cash grab on a lackluster title and is set for early retirement.

>bare foot in an interview

Are you fucking kidding me?
This guy represents Nu Males Sky? Why did Sony even support this new age faggots? The industry is at its low point?

because look around, the kuks and fags have taken over and are a huge demographic to pander to and milk for jew gold

It means anyone with a beard

The reason is that it's 2016 and beards aren't cool.

Man, guys like you really will never understand.

There is probably nothing in the world Sean Murray cares about more than the reception to this game.

Most retail doesn't work that way. Wholesale is almost always expected to repurchase inventory.

You mean my super-villain esque persona I made up for him isn't real?

He has though, he worked on Burnout 3.

>taken over
I don't think the far right was ever a target demographic of gaming

Probably not, no.

Good decision, user. I have countless hours in FTL.

Probably not at all. His defense force is full power at the moment. Maybe in a month after people stop convincing themselves that it's great it will but I doubt it. At that point it will already be on their books as a success.

>this site is fuck irrelevant
>thats why im here defending some game

youre not fooling anyone faggot

>people cant use the "keep playing, it gets better" excuse for this game

did any of you actually buy the game?

I bought it. Kind of enjoy it. Could've spent $60 better elsewhere, however.

Yeah.
I'm playing Animal Crossing right now.
After I finish my dailies I'll pop in No Man's Sky and try to get off the rock I ran out of gas on.
I'm only on my 2nd planet.

no, I can tell it's a shit game from streams and videos

the average isn't the median

He's probably feeling like having his ego scuffed a bit and disappointment (or rather ruined pride) for his team, but his team is swimming in cash most likely.

Nope, the second I found out it was a full price game I lost interest immediately.

How big are the planets, and how long does it take to get to a new one?

Seemed pretty big.
I had a beacon off some planet so I flew to it and came into the atmosphere.
So I flew in the sky looking at the planet til I found the beacon.
Shit's kinda set up retarded, if I go too fast the marker to the beacon says I'm almost there but it's not cuz it's still loading shit so I had to slow down to get an idea of how far it was.
So I kept flying my ship for a good 10mins or so boosting and finding the stupid beacon.
When I finally got there I ran out of juice to make my ship fly.
Landed at the fucking beacon and it was just a save station.
So now I gotta wander the planet looking for the shit that makes my ship fly while trying to survive.

I used the ship from the DLC the store clerk gave me which has some hyperdrive feature that the default ship doesn't have.
Made it pretty quick to fly to the next planet.

Yeah. I'm enjoying it well enough because it delivers exactly what I expected. Shallow crafting and planetary exploration with the ability to transition between planets in real. If the devastating ever promised more I wasn'the listening.

Probably would have had a better reception if he didn't mislead all of the people interested.

I'm honestly wondering at this point if he's under contract with Sony and can't say anything specific about problems with the game until the PC version is out

Is it just me, or does Sean always seem like he stoned out of his mind?

Like his Game Informer interview. He's constantly laughing at every question like he's high.

It's used by spastics, so you'll see it quite a lot round here.

weedtards confirmed for being shit devs

So, to summarise this whole situation:

>Single player exploration game gets kickstarted
>Picks up steam, gets industry backing
>Multiplayer aspect gets mentioned about occasionally bumping into people
>People hype the shit out of things thinking it'll be some kind of Outlaw Star style MMO race to the centre of the universe
>Creator is shit at communication, just restates stuff over and over in interviews instead of saying "it's more just this neat side gimmick"
>Sup Forums shits its absolute pants for some reason and goes maximum hate machine

Because it describes these dumbass redditards 100% accurately. I still remember that fucking maximum faggotry "6000 upboats" picture being spammed here by egotistical reddshit crossovers.

Eat shit and die, faggots. You deserved this shit.

SONY IS PAYING HIM TO MAKE A NEO REMASTER VERSION

Again, why did you choose this game to fuck it even before the release? I don't get it. Is like all of you wanted to make all the impossible to make the game fail.

Neo Sup Forums is full of retarded kiddos, this is not how this works.