AHHH VARIAN HELP

AHHH VARIAN HELP

I CAN'T DEFEAT THESE LEGIONS MOOKS PLEASE HELP

Daily reminder that Thrall, Baine and the others took on way more demons and killed more of them than the Alliance.

actualy...

This is official lore check wowiki

>Vol'jin gets offed by generic legion mook #1375
>Oshit better retreat
>Meanwhile the alliance is facing off against all the renowned demons and Gul'dan

"Victory or death" my ass

>join H HFC
>see bunch of DHs in raid
>both tanks are DH
>leave raid

Nope.

Why do people still care about WoW? It's been doing the same stale item level grind progression for almost a decade now.

Fucking this, Every single important demon expect maybe Sargares himself showed up to face the alliance and the horde got beaten up by the fucking adds that rolled out of a secondary gate? What the actual fuck.

>this meme again

You don't even fight them. They just chill back and watch as a few trash mobs run into you. In the Horde scenario you're getting zerg rushed from all angles.

I cant blame them. There were so many fucking demons my fps dropped off the cliff.

It's all my fault...

>literally all this happens because you let Gul'dan go instead of killing him when he's imprisoned during the Draenor intro scenario

it's so fucking stupid

>>literally all this happens because Blizzard wants to milk this game into the fucking ground

Fixed for you.

> Varian wrynn literally btfo

LOK'TAR OGAR BROTHER

But that measn victory or death and you guys fucking ran

FUCK YOU ALLIANCE FAGGOT WE WERE CIRCLED BY THE DEMONS AND JAINA DIDNT HELP SO WE HAD TO LEAVE OR ELSE WE WOULD HAVE DIED. FOR THE HORDE!

We got this m8

Still didn't live up to the fucking catch phrase you say all the time.

At least our leader stood and fought until his last moments.

Only Orcs say that. Try harder.

YOU FACE JARAXXUS
YOU FACE JARAXXUS

Where's the video?

YEAH LOL HE'S DEAD NOW WHAT A BITCH. LOK' TAR OGAR!

Facing off means this demons did something
In alliance scenarion in the last phase you just kill 2 waves with 10 mobs each
Shit isn't even funny

> you guys ran
> fel reaver grabs airship, on the ship where 4 fucking massive cannons are

Alliance confirmed for fucking retards

>be horde
>run away

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>be alliance
>die

www.pornhub.com/gree_cuckold_crying_like_a_bitch

>be Alliance
>make a last stand and die
>be Horde
>try to run away and still die

This motherfucker is just the smuggest evil guy ever

>loktar something
>oh shit mike got hurt lets run
>noble horde

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Shit was so stupid
Instead of attacking or summoning ship Varrian just stands before him and start his speach
Gul'Dan summons powerful demons, one by one with dialogue after each summon with Varrian doing nothing

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Vol'jin died too, what's your point?

VARIAN HELP THEY KICKED ME IN THE MCZUGGIES

>sargeras the corrupt titan
>portrayed as an eredar

???

Isn't that Kil'jaedan?

>be alliance
>fight smaller numbers and weak trash mobs
>still die
LOL

> King of stormwind
vs
> Who do you Voodoo

I think we both know who suffered a bigger loss here friend.

That's suppose to be KJ I think. He's the one that recruited Gul'dan in the MU

He was the Warchief friendo

At least he killed hundreds of demons before going down
Varion jobbed against 5 trash mobs and kneeled before orc

Not him, Yes it's kil'jaeden the picture was unrelated to my post

That last section of the horde version was nuts

Numbers flooding the screen as everyone tries to aoe as hard as possible to thin the incoming flood

>the warchief was a nobody
At least you recognize how retarded your faction is.

Did you miss the part where he one shot a Fel Reaver?

Fel Reaver was only there because he didn't rush Gul'dan
Garrosh would have rushed Gul'dan

By landing on it's dumbass head and putting his sword straight through it.

From an angle which only required severe damages to his ship and several crew deaths. Yes. What a wonderful victory. They handed it to him on a silver platter.

Fucking this.
>LE GOOD WEED MON dies
>Horde gets an actual bad ass and competent leader.

>Bad ass Varian bites it, nearly as mary sue as Green Jesus.
>Ally gets his cuck son as a leader

Fel Reavers everywhere during invasion, they are literally the trash mobs

> things Vol'jin did as Warchief
> build a boat yard
> tap the brewfest keg twice
> voodoo shuffle

>be horde
>run away
>die anyway

what did they mean by this?

>that scene with thrall

my fucking sides why was he crawling on the ground

I wish I got to experience it but my fps dropped to 5 in that part.

>pick up a fel spreader without even farming it
>people trying to sell it for 900 K on the auction house
>put mine up for 300 K
>gets bought immediately
>check back later
>price is down to 90 K

I bet that guy is really mad if he wasn't able to flip that shit fast enough

man rune of power sucks

>double blinks
>instant casts out the ass
>objective best dps talent in that tier for every spec glues you to the fucking floor

You are straight up retarded if you are comparing real world logic to warcraft's. Simple as that.

I 1 shot fel reavers all the time lmao

>shitty ass gnomes literally no-scoping fel guard with zero issue
>the motherfucking acting earth-binder jobs out to his shame and nothing

None of this would have happened if Saurfang were there.
>Donnae let da horde doi diss day
>Yes Warchief,
>LOK'TAR OGAR CHILDREN OF THE HORDE, AND WE SHALL NOT DIE THIS DAY

The elements are leaving him

aka Metzen is no longer writing WoW so Green Jesus has lost his night invulnerable plot armor

>All these hordecuck apologists

Nigga my imp could kill Fel Reavers

What is this from? Why did Thrall fall and can't get up?

How is Varian anyway? heard he was in bits.

Horde salt mines working at maximum efficiency.

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>Highlord Saurfang yells: Come and show this monstrosity the price for trespassing on OUR world

What did he mean by this?

Shut up and post more Goblin qts

TOO MUCH NIPPLE
CHRISTIAN IMAGEBOARD

lets use this moment to remember the great warchief voljin and his achievements
>appears in a cutscene of ur garrison
>gets stabbed and dies
;_;7

It's not even "real world logic" it's literally what happens. ON SCREEN. In the cutscene.

The dipshit lets go on the ladder, lands on it's head and stabs it with his sword. Something he could only do because of the situation he was in, and which actually did break part of his ship and kill several crew members who slid off into the weird demon inferno. Rest in piece Soldier-Who-Comically-Banged-Himself-Against-The-Fel-Reaver

>undead bitch with the most retarded lore and character choices
>actual bad ass and competent leader.

>be varian
>take out a fel reaver, a bunch of demons and get face to face with the most powerful warlock in the universe
>die a hero's death

>be vol'jin
>get pricked with a toothpick
>keel over immediately
>have to be saved by a woman
>all your friends run away
>get home
>die anyway

Where was saurfang anyways? He could've just cleaved the entire zone.

>Varian killed by 3 felguards
>One shot them all during level 101 questing

Anyone who is still playing this game after the shitshow that was Cataclysm deserve everything they get.

> everyone fighting about Horde vs Alliance.
> no one even mentioned the fact that if DH were apart of this war, this shit would of never of happened.

>victory and retreat
>lok'tar and run away

im dying lads

>Screaming in agony and blown up because the champion of the arena and legendary fighter couldn't wade through a couple of demons

That's still better than Vol'jin but it's literally a shit vs shit scenerio. They were the cheapest most forced deaths ever. Tirion, who I never liked but still, died like such a bitch he didn't even get a fucking cutscene. Fuck Blizzard.

>greenjesus no longer jesus
>horde lacking any good leaders

jesus christ what terrible writing

>a bunch of demons
3 demons
3 fucking trash tier demons is now bunch
> face to face
Not sure it's right word to use in this situation
>die a hero's death
Kneeling before orc is now a heroic death for the leader of Alliance?

Alot of dudes were off doing different things because the whole plan was stupid as shit to begin with.
Everybody else was still rallying forces and resources to begin a guerrilla war to pick apart the portal bit by bit when the Job-o-meter didn't tick high enough and forced the plot to move stupidly.

>Horde scenario
>Shitfuckload of demons zerging you on all sides.
>Actually feels like an epic battle
>Ally scenario
>Just a few demons running straight at you
>Feels lame

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If it were an orc who heard Vol'jin's words then they would have stayed to fight and win, but since it was an elf they ran like pansies.

>Thinking vol'jin is dead

He's a fucking troll, the loa are probably gonna reincarnate him or some shit

Reminder that it literally took 3 (THREE) Legion airships blasting Baine with lasers to bring him down.

I like that you intentionally left out the fact that he took down some kind of giga-reaver that came out of the sky like the fist of Sargeras himself.

i don't believe you the dialogue is too good

>Lok'tar Ogar
>Victory or Death
>Can only be victorious when committing war crimes against civvies and runs away once the combat gets too heated

>Feels lame
So much this
I actually hated horde after Alliance scenario, but after playing horde version Alliance last phase feels so cheap
Obvious horde bias because Blizzard were too lazy to come with something good for the Alliance

>im dying lads
I can tell you're not from the horde.

Not to mention Vol'jin is personally best buddies with the troll grim reaper

He's probably just going to be smoking some dank shit in the afterlife for a while

Quality meme.

Garrosh would have ran there and fought with Varian, both of them kicking ass until Gul'dan's plot armor teleports him to the first tier of Legion raiding.

They are everywhere now, literally a trash tier mob
and

His body was literally burned to ashes. Good luck regenerating this

>Abandon his duty and responsibility as Warchief
>Gets ball and chain
>Has babbies
>Shaves his once glorious mane of hair
He deserves everything bad that happens to him and I hope he dies horribly.

Am I the only one that feels a little bad for thrall there? I don't like green Jesus at all. But there's something sad about someone who was once Azeroth's salvation being reduced to this. It's almost too much. It's like watching the alpha wolf that got its leg caught in a trap cower and whine, knowing full well that it'll never fully recover.