Why are female video game players so unfunny and unentertaining?

Why are female video game players so unfunny and unentertaining?

Because they're female

flamewar and not vidya related
>>/out/

hello redit!

They are typically just attractive/slutty. The ones that are ugly/weird are more entertaining.

Because they don't need to be, losers watch and pay for tits and the illusion of "knowing" a girl who "likes" video games.

Because women would never do anything that doesn't directly pertain to them either being showered with male attention or potentially receiving a fit breeding male's genes. They literally will not do anything that doesn't pertain to these things, other than eating drinking and shitting.

do you mean all females who play video games? or the sell out try hard e-celebs ones?

Because they're women. Have you ever met a funnt or entertaining woman? Neither have I.

my moms pretty funny

why? explain you fag

They only need to be attractive and they'll make a ton of money. Look at every major Twitch streamer with a vagina, they all have had thousands in donations.

I didn't know Sup Forums was filled with this many virgins.

There's only one worth posting about.

The only awesome females in gaming that anyone needs to give a shit about.

Because they're soulless husks devoid of any personality that parade themselves in front of virgins to get money

>haha as a superior non-cis male speaking ill of a gender is wrong and problematic i am le smart intellectual man

How new are you exactly?

ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER!

>I didn't know Sup Forums was filled with this many virgins.


This sounded really clever in your head, right?

do you lose brain cells when you fuck?

She is lost, Sup Forums. After a seed is planted in her, her lost motherly instincts will kick in and she will have a proper calling in life once again.

whore, bitch and "a girl"

>funnt
Now that's funny!

>women
>good for anything other than sucking my dick and cooking

First post best post

I lost my virginity before half this board was probably born. Face it: women aren't funny, and they don't have to be. Men are expected to be the dominant driving force in conversation between the sexes so it's actually disadvantageous for women to develop a sense of humor outside of knowing when to laugh at the guy they want to fuck's jokes.

But did any girl do any of these to you ?

she's pregnant? please tell me this is true.

>projecting this hard

oh wow

who's the fucking mod who deleted the kaceytron thread? fuckers!

Your mom did

>go's om a board where the people are nicknamed Sup Forumsirgins
>is surprised that most people are virgins

what

My eyebrow queen. She was pretty entertaining on twitch

>if you fuck a girl, you suddenly delude yourself into thinking the majority have any personality!

spot le mature gentleman virgin, hating on women is so silly guise x)

damn user, you sure got me good

>go's om
pphhhahaha

in his defense, when I first came here I thought it was just gamefaqs but you were allowed to swear and call people faggots. it wasn't til my third month here that I found out how pathetic people on here really are.

I think he's saying you're pregant or he doesn't know what projecting means.

You can say the same for male streamers.

You're probably just biased/havent seen a good girl stream

I thought he just responded to the wrong post.

samefag

lol stupid girls

Guess again dummy.

welcome

why is this allowed

My ex

instagram.com/Lye.muller/

Attention whore? Of course she is. she act like she's hot but if you get two handjob a week it's a fucking miracle.

a lot of the women that lack any real personality end up with guys of the same caliber

since all of you are so great and interesting, it means you would be able to attract women of the same type, right?

oh wait, you're so beyond delusional, you couldn't even manage one of the basic bitches out there

just because you didn't put an effort in to socializing and nobody fell in your lap or did everything for you doesn't mean all women are shit, grow up a bit

Not as good as your mom got champ

>women aren't funny, and they don't have to be
Same can be said of men

>Men are expected to be the dominant driving force in conversation between the sexes
According to who? Gender roles are a myth

>it's actually disadvantageous for women to develop a sense of humor outside of knowing when to laugh at the guy they want to fuck's jokes
This proves that you're a virgin. Step outside more often.

Unlike male "entertainers"
>my tummy

>Why are female video game players so unfunny and unentertaining?
They don't need to be.
They just need ass or tits.

Are video game players supposed to be funny and entertaining? I'd rather they stop trying to be.

because most females are unfunny and unentertaining.

ca serait con qu'un français lui rappelle
you little fucker gtfo

> >>/out/

Retardicus.

see
He is correct.

haha :)
you're so funny user, I'm sure you must have many friends irl with jokes like these :D

Qu'est-ce que je m'en branle, tafiolle de white knight. Bave dessus si ça te fait plaisir, cette connasse est tout juste bonne à faire du missionnaire.

>dating anyone that identifies as any "clique"

this is literally always a red flag

>havent seen a good girl stream
Because they don't exist. Female streamers never have anything funny or interesting to say. That girl you keep donating money to in desperate hope she reads your name doesn't like you and deep down you know she's boring. Stop watching her stream.

Because you watch attention whores. And because very few streamers and youtubers females or males are good in the first place

I like Anne Munition. She's average looking tho.

>This proves that you're a virgin.
Literally have a son who turns two in 18 days. Women aren't funny, accept it.

Also
>gender roles don't exist
Factually incorrect.

to pander to cucks and reddit

ptdr "white knight"
Juste sac a merde on est pas t'es potes ici, alors si tu veux lui cracher dessus fait le en face ou va te faire foutre. Maintenant casse toi

>implying I watch other people play video games when I could play them myself.

What's next, watching your wife get fucked instead of fucking her yourself?

I know, man. I wish it could just be us and the guys. No more girls allowed, am I right? Shelve the clams and make some space for the hotdogs.

>criticize women
>pathetic virgin

>defend women
>pathetic virgin

>don't care either way
>pathetic virgin

Hi Inuit

I guess i'm a cuck then, my ex never liked to intimate or do lewd shit, she's still a virgin

HON HON HON HON HON

>effort into socializing
I can be "social", anyone can, but most of the time it just boils down to being inoffensive to the other person.

But everything men do, directly pertains to them being showered by accolades, because women are attracted to success.
Which goes to show how it's men's perception of women that shapes their interest. If men gave a shit about a woman's success, then they would be working harder too.

Hi Sup Forums
OP asked a question and I answered it.

hello female!

Because they're sitting their playing a stupid videogame. They're not bringing anything to the experience just piggybacking off of other people's hard work. It's the same reason why most streamers aren't very entertaining.

>on est pas t'es potes
> t'es
> à la place de "tes"

HAHAHAHAHAHA MACAQUE VA
Putain d'illetré, ça se passe bien la vie sur des chantiers avec tes potes bougnoules, au smic en intérim ?
Hahahahaha le genre de merdeux chez qui on peut baiser la mère tranquille sur le sofa parce que cette grosse pute a besoin d'un peu de blé en complément de son RSA.

Putain de raté va, merci pour la tranche de rire, oublie pas ton rdv Pôle Emploi demain macaque.

Bonne nuit bisou gros tocard, le bonjour à ta mère de ma part, dis lui que c'est ok pour demain 15h dans les chiottes du carrouf. :'D :'D

same reason as female comedians.

All i see is you getting roasted and thanking the nigga for it. Get some comebacks man.

>SSSniperWolf

I actually like her. She's pretty cute. She's really all not that there in her head, and I mean like it seems like she's not self-aware of her beautiful body. A bit of a nerdy ditz desu. But she's super lovable and is honest in a lot of her vids.

It's pretty easy for a male to resort to mental thoughts of, "she's a fake girl gamer" or she's there for attention. But I decided to watch her vids and I've been watching her ever since.

Because men don't respect wit in women, so they never had to develop that skill?
>Make a joke
>Man too distracted by your tits to laugh.

Omelette au fromage!

This is the exact type of person that would fall for the "le girl is special cause shes truly into games XD"

...

Shitpost in English, faggots.

Fils de pute va niquer ta mère gros singe des bois, t'as cru que j'allais me laisser insulter alors que ta mère me suce la bite, et pour pas un rond, elle ?

T'es qu'une merde de plus sur mon chemin, j't'esquive et tu me répugnes. Quand je vois quelqu'un t'écraser, je hurle de rire et je passe mon chemin.

Tu parles beaucoup mais t'es incapable de répondre à ce que je dis. OLOL IL A FAIT UNE FAUTE DE FRANCAIS HIHIHI. Incroyable, t'es pire qu'un nègre au Ramadan. T'as rien à dire donc tu fais du bruit. Si quelqu'un ici est un singe, c'est toi mon pauvre. Retourne dans tes bois et laisse les gens civilisés converser sans que des mecs avec un QI de 75 viennent nous emmerder.

Amicalement, ton futur beau-père

>not self aware of her massive tits
>any woman
>"nerdy ditz"
>believes any twitch streamer is honest

how can someone like this exist

t'es mignon il est 1h du mat j'ai autre chose a foutre que de revoir mon français sur un image board anglais.
Et puis tout de suite des propos raciste et cliché, ca décrédibilise ton personnage, c'est triste. Au passage je suis suisse :^)

Not what I was implying at all.

>Look like a normie
>oh, they're obviously retards and does not understand game mechanics

You fucking special snowflake nerds are retarded.

>Fat or super skinny loser
>Complete knowledge of anything vidya

Play that stereotype you fucking loser.

truly a classic by now, i laugh everytime!

>start waifuing hard on a qt girl online
>find out she has a patreon
>one patron
>from the comments, it would seem that one patron is her mom
>consider giving money to her
>sit in the dark and know I have almost gone over the edge

I didn't do it, because once that happens, there's no going back.

>Because men don't respect wit in women,
I actually don't even particularly like it. Women who try to be the center of conversations tend to be offputting in public and argumentative in private. I prefer them to be good listeners.

They don't understand that a reference does not equal a joke.

Females cannot be funny naturally. It's just impossible.

Why do beta orbiters get so aggressive when called out on their shit?

He deleted the post, but here it is for anyone who cares.

Most people who play video games to entertain are generally unfunny and unentertaining, not to mention stupid. This is mostly because most people are like that, and it doesn't help that video game nerds are also often weird. The problem is also made worse by the fact that many girls get into games for the attention aspect. They know if they are pretty dudes will watch and they can make money. Its bad all around.

There are some examples of entertaining players/streamers of course. its all about finding the right ones.

If you want an entertaining girl specifically, my personal favorite is Elyse from the Funhaus crew. She's cool and they're all pretty funny besides. Anyone else know any entertaining "girl" gamers?

>I like this youtuber
>She's female
>Fans want to fuck her!
Oh, wow. I like her just as much as Pewdiepie or Boogie. Stop being such a stupid fucking judgemental loser.