ITT we post poorly written traitorous characters that don't deserve warchief

ITT we post poorly written traitorous characters that don't deserve warchief.

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Yeah, this is the breaking point for me in Warcraft lore. It's been retarded for a while, and I stopped play WoW years ago, but I still followed the lore. This is just so dumb and there's not even a good way out since they're running out of Horde leaders. Orcs don't have a leader, Trolls don't have a leader, the only one that could replace her would be Baine but given how much the writers like to wank over Sylvanas I doubt that's going to happen. Jesus Christ she used to be a decent character but killing Vol'jin was idiotic and making her warchief is even worse.

I'm done.

>crying that the warchief is an evil bitch
Do Hordefags actually want to be 'good guys'?

Horde have been the good guys ever since Thrall was Warchief. The only time they weren't technically good guys is when Garrosh lead them.

>The only time they weren't technically good guys is when Garrosh lead them.
GARROSH DID NOTHING WRONG

>abloo abloo he attacked Jaina who was "neutral" but allowed Alliance to ferry troops into Horde territory

nah, garrosh is a shitcunt.
youtube.com/watch?v=HSC69eLjk28

>killing a stupid panda
>not based
Nah, you are a furry piece of shit

what are your thoughts on pro wrestling storylines

>he didn't watch the other cinematics.

plebs

>follows lore
>doesn't know that Vol'jin will be coming back since he has been deemed the "chosen one" by the voodoo gods.


Why shitpost lad?

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Wait, what? I'm only vaguely aware of lore around WC3, but from memory Sylvanas is an undead night elf right? And warchief is an Orc position. Why the hell would an undead night elf become warchief? How?!

If Vol'jin comes back and shanks a bitch all will be forgiven. I'm not holding my breath.

How many expansions before Gallywix is warchief?

I just want his in-game model to look like his art.

When you do enough cocaine anything is possible.

m8 this is literally what they are setting up for him though.

He is coming back.

>Sylvanas is an undead night elf right?
She's an undead high elf

>And warchief is an Orc position.
there was a troll warchief before her

>don't deserve
>Literally saved everybody's asses
???

Everyone's as baffled as you are. Orcs make sense as Warchief. Trolls and Tauren could be okay, someone like Cairne could certainly command that respect. Undead or Blood Elves is the highest retardation.

You have far more faith in coked-up Blizzard writers than I have. Do you have any evidence? I would bet money on Sylvanas being Warchief until the end of WoW.

Reminder Garrosh was Afrasiabi's character and Metzen ruined him through "miscommunications" because no one should be able to approach Green Jesus' pedestal.

engadget.com/2014/11/11/alex-afrasiabi-on-warlords-garrosh-and-alternate-azeroth/

>people are paying money to faction change just for this

My fucking guild is faction changing because they're all so retarded. And this is on Grizzly Hills, where the ally-horde ratio is like 9:1.

Do server populations really matter anymore?

But trolls are part of the Horde, so even if they aren't Orcs you can at least see how a troll could become warchief. How a high elf though?

What is this even about? WoW? That new movie?

Trolls only joined the Horde because of a blood debt to Thrall, a debt that was arranged by Vol'jin. With Vol'jin dead and Thrall powerless and out of the Horde, the trolls have no reason to stay. They could pack up and move to fucking Moonglade and the Alliance wouldn't give a shit.

The fractions grew. Blood Elf, Undead and Goblins joined the horde. Sylvanas being the leader of the undead just became warchief

>Buying shit at the auction house
>HURR DE DURR UR LE ENEMY NOW XDD
>Get fucking destroyed by like half of stormwind
>Go back to get the stuff I wanted
>It's been bought
>Immediately get flagged again
Who the fuck decided this was a good idea?

Nah, you're just a redditor.

Didn't he say in the cutscene the loa said he's beyond fucked, not even his soul is gonna make it through?

Wait, the whole 6-dimensional Chess tier shit with Dragon Soul wasn't the breaking point for you?

...Undead? Aren't the undead pawns used by basically-Satan or something? What the hell? This is from WoW right? Gotta be, it's not like there's a WC4. I guess they just do random shit because MMOs have to run forever and they can't keep the lore straight?

>horde territory
horde territory is some villages on draenor

troll confirmed. theres no way you "follow the lore" and dont know the basic plot of forsaken joining the horde

Troll culture overlaps with orc and Tauren in it's natural spirit worship, savagery and social customs, there isn't a reason to leave.

The other horde races would NEVER accept the forsaken being the leading force for the faction, no one trusts them. Even if Vol'jinn was the one to suggest her you'd have civil war from everyone but trolls.

No, because I could just pretend that didn't happen and it didn't fuck up the lore too much after it was over. Deathwing died, no surprise. Dragon aspects get depowered, I'm personally fine with that. Same thing with WoD; time travel fuckery is retarded but at the end of the day the only real result was that Gul'dan got brought back which I can live with.

This is not some one-off event that I can basically ignore after it's over.

Forsaken have been members of the horde for 12 years.

Forsaken existed in The Frozen Throne user

what class should i play?

>Oh no, there's nothing to do, srsly Blizz?
>we need stuff to do, there's nothing but idling going on, booring!
>why does Legion still take so long?
>Whaat? Some unique event where you get corrupted by the Legion is affecting my idling in the capital?
>come on Blizz, leave us alone with that shit, I don't want to deal with this!
>yawn, oh, a stack of fur just got sold, yaay!

Either get out of the capital or stop complaining, people like you ruined the WotLk pre events too.

I was only there to buy some stuff on the AH you fucking spastic, I'd been doing BGs and invasions in a group all day.
The only 10 minutes I spent in the capital i got bumrushed twice by some RNG bullshit

>when a demon hunter tries to pick a fight with you

I'm only aware of the lore around WC3. Like, specifically WC3 and not the Frozen Throne expansion, I never had it as a kid.

>It didn't fuck up the lore

user it opened up a massive can of retard on the franchise.

>Green Jesus is made "Not-Earth Warden"
>You have to go back in time to find a magic disc deathwing made himself to shoot a big fucking laser at him
>The Titans empowered Dragons for the core purpose of stopping the hour of twilight which could only come to pass if Deathwing started it, which Nozdomuru knew, because the existence of the Dragon Flights was to stop it, hence their lose of power.

user it's the worst thing in WoW lore.

>tfw mythic geared destro lock.
>tfw 2 shotting them with shadow burns

They gutted my class in favor of your gay shit.
now, pay the price, you fucking elf faggots.

>an undead elf who is the queen of (undead) lordaeron will become warchief of the horde
I wonder how someone who only ever played warcraft 2 would react to this

>you will never cuddle with Sylvanas

>the horde will now be a profit oriented cartel

Yes please

This was suspension of disbelief

No one but the Forsaken would actually cheer if she became Warchief

>Green Jesus is made "Not-Earth Warden"
definitely dumb but like I said just a one-off event, Thrall is basically retired now

>You have to go back in time to find a magic disc deathwing made himself to shoot a big fucking laser at him
retarded, but doesn't really affect anything afterwards

>The Titans empowered Dragons for the core purpose of stopping the hour of twilight which could only come to pass if Deathwing started it, which Nozdomuru knew, because the existence of the Dragon Flights was to stop it, hence their lose of power.
retarded, but once again the only real lasting effect is the dragons getting depowered which is not inherently awful.

Don't get me wrong I'm not defending Blizzard writing at all, it's all fanfiction-tier, but my point was that most of these events are contained to their own expansion with limited lasting effects. Vol'jin is dead and Sylvanas is going to be the Warchief for years and that will still be ruining the lore for me long after Legion is over.

I know how you feel.
Not with Sylvannas, but i wanted to cuddle with someone else.

>implying horde story has really mattered since cata
Horde was one dimensional antagonists for the lawful good overdrive in mists and warlords and legion are mostly mirrored with a slight alliance slant

He'll just look at the cinematic. Horde got half a cinematic

user it is inherently awful though.

Dragons in WoW have always been shit, because their lore was designed by a shitty DND paper-back writer.

But placing their true purpose as being a fail safe against something their existence caused is retarded because the crisis would be avoided if they simply didn't exist.

This was suspension of disbelief

No one but the Austrians would actually cheer if he became Führer

I see no undead in that crowd.

>but
>but

There's like a single one in the cutscene.
>Your player character is forced to swear loyalty to her
Fuck off Blizzard.

I guess we can agree to disagree. I absolutely agree that it's retarded, I'm just saying that I am able to more easily ignore it in my head because it didn't have much of a lasting effect beyond Cataclysm.

I'm not sure what point you're trying to make. I was acknowledging that all of what happened was retarded while also stating my reasons that it didn't have much of a lasting effect and as such was easier to pretend didn't happen.

>goblin priests

At this point i want Gul'dan to get immortality, tell the legion , alliance and horde to fuck off and create a Third faction where all races are allowed and with the main focus in world pvp.

this will never happen, but it would be cool.

Tired of this fairy tale shit.

Gnome hunters introduce mechanical tameable pets, right?
I want to go full retard on a hunter sith engineering shit and bladewolf would be perfect

Not even a little

>gutted
fuck off, they gutted everyone and you edgy faggots got some fucking impenetrable perma shield and another shield on top of that

>playing an undead
>have to re-swear allegiance to Sylvanas for some reason
is there at least different dialog for undead PCs or was blizz too lazy for even that

quick

strongest good guy
strongest bad guy

go

sargeras is the strongest bad guy, right?

yes
the strongest good guy is probably aggramar

>Sargeras
>Bad guy

>Sargeras is just trying to save the universe from a void dominated one
>the only reason hes a bad guy is because Aman'Thul claims "Azeroth" can defeat the void lords

Honestly I just preferred no explanation and Sargeras just went insane and wanted to destroy all life. At this point even if the burning legion is completely destroyed along with sargeras, Azeroth gets destroyed when the world soul is born from what I understand because the planet is just some kind of cocoon.
So you're basically fighting for the chance that your planet gets destroyed so a Titan that may or may not destroy the void lords survives.

I'm tired of PvP shitters too

i'm a pve player, smashing arena tryhards with mythic gear feels amazing.

All their shit talking and cc spamming wont save them from being obliterated by overgeared people.

it's what im doing on the pre patch.
smashing those 710 shitters since their welfare gear doesnt scale outside arenas anymore.

retard

>OP Doesn't slut around with BELF cuties
Pic related, me and my waif.

yeah dude own those noobs!

>it's another belf eyepatch episode

belves on horde was a mistake

>DH do absolutely shit damage but are impossible to kill due to their retarded movement
What an annoying class

>Wearing an eyepatch over a blindfold

Are you stupid? They cannot do shit about roots.

Hell yes my dude, every day.

Seriously, it feels good to overpower the big mouth pillarhumpers / kickbotters

I'm a paladin so I may as well kill myself

>grandmatakesaselfieatherhalloweenparty.jpg

Oh shit, my condolences.

freaking epic, kick those shitters down a notch!

Oh god. Warcraft is not nothing but a fuckfest of Corruption, Redemption and Chosen Ones. Can't they make characters be great by their own merit?

So much wasted potential. If only Metzen died of cancer then Garrosh would have been the leader the horde needed.

>Keep changing warchiefs so everyone gets a turn

Can't wait until a pandaren assumes the role of warchief.

Peon warchief.

Your stupid ass fault you didn't just remove the buff, idiot. And I got the buff and didn't get attacked until I started using the abilities, stay buttblasted faggot

We're going to build a wall, and we're gonna make the Forsaken pay for it

The only good non-Human, is a DEAD non-Human.

>voljin named warchief at end of MoP
>literally does fucking nothing but congratulate you for upgrading your garrison to level 3

why the FUCK even give him the position then?
They even gave sylvanas an undead boyfriend
except he doesn't even use an undead model, its literally a gray skinned human with red eyes.
just what the fuck is going on

It's weird how they advertise that model but they went with a much grayer and older looking one.

The forsaken are all dead actually
Hasnt it been like 3 wow years of fighting since cata?

No

niggas old now