I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss...

I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.

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i work here with my old mam

and my soss

big soss

Do you have Battletoads?

you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.

Kevin Costner in Dances with slools

dances with swolves

dances with saddles

dances with dancers

I have the metroid prime trilogy edition in the tin case for the wii. What can i get for it?

Give me a sec

I'm gonna bring an expert

It could be worth money, I mean...

Money money

That's not my tattoo set.

I can only give you $0.05.

It's worth $100

Fuck, anyone got a link to this one? I forgot what it's called.

I'll give you 10$, no more no less.

I'm curious, would Rick and the shop take something like a copy of Earthbound, or something like that seriously, or say something like. "I can give you ten bucks for it."?

and this gun is gaaayyy

but I mean, it's a nice gun
but I mean it's a nice gun
butimeanitsanicegunbutimeanitsanicegunbutimeanitsanicegunbutimean

Im going to have to call my buddy in on this one. Hes an expert at this kind of thing, and he will totally validate my offensive offer

>nobody mentions battletoads
newfags all of you

EVERYBODY DOWN, THIS IS A ROBBERY!

>thinking Rick isn't just ripping everyone off since most of his customers are idiots and just want to be on camera so they'll usually take shitty deals
Seriously, I haven't seen that many episodes but the one that ticked me off the most was the woman selling the royal Russian family brooch. I am still miffed at that bullshit. It didn't even go for that much, but why the fuck did she sell it in the first place? You don't just come upon royal family jewels and go "I know, I'll go pawn it!"

>can't fucking read
>calls other people newfags

What, you mean this shit isn't scripted?

What, sauce?

Big Sauce

Hey Chum, stop doing lines of coke on the jewelry case for a minute and look at this

k actually thats the maam
they made an 18 they made 18 at they made an AT they made an at-at woow

Eh never thought about customers being scripted since I know people can be extremely stupid a lot. The store itself, yeah that shit obviously is otherwise Chum is too dumb to live.

I specialise in western alalia.

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found it in 5 seconds user,

And that's why we always check to see if they're loaded.

LUUL

Thanks for spoonfeeding me.

How much can I get for this?

I can give you about $10.

I gotta make a profit, too!

I thought Chum was 100% scripted, but when he was arrested I realized he really is that much stupid.

bout tree fiddy

best I can offer

wait he got arrested? for what?

Being black.

what's with all these Sup Forums threads

Put your powder and your ball
Your power in your ball

Do I want this gun?

YYYYEEEEESSSSS.

>I gotta make a profit
This line always fucking triggered me. Because yeah Rick youre really hurting for cash. Its not like you ask for triple the worth and dumbfucks buy your bullshit

Everybody knows I'm into tattoos around here.
I mean, I have no brain.

I wanted to be a tattoo, but then something

Lemme bring in my buddy user to take a look at these. He's an expert on this kind of stuff.

Drug possession IIRC

He has a rape room in his pad

This is an all new The Price is Rice!

What are you going to be playing for? What is he going to be playing for?
A noose!

I'M JESSE VENTURA
AND THIS IS YOUR MOM
AND THIS IS YOUR DED
AND THIS IS YOU

What you got Rick?

>Because yeah Rick youre really hurting for cash

He isn't hurting for cash because of the fact that he only buys items he can make a profit on. The business model for a pawn shop is that it's a place you can sell something to if you're desperate for immediate cash. If you aren't desperate and you want to get retail value for it, you sell it privately, and not to a fucking pawn shop.

People only think their store is different because it's famous and on TV, but at the end of the day, it's still a motherfucking pawn shop.

dude I know videogames! I own a playtendo 64.

holy fuck I need a source. I can't remember this one for the life of me.

Jesse Ventura Confronts a Serial Rapist and is shot by mentally unstable security guards.

Meet Marcel Toing
Owner of Rat Balls

thank you so much. time to spend the next 20 minutes in a laughing fit.

Excuse me, gentlemen. But I'm going to RAPE you RIGHT NOW.

Do you have Battletoads?

Is this show still on the air?