Miss me?

miss me?

not really.

the updates still paled in comparison to the mods so it didnt really feel like it mattered.

Is this fat fuck ever going to make another game?

why should he, he's fucking rich

being a billionaire in the USA is the best dream you can ever imagine, you just gotta be careful of getting HIV/AIDs

What does a person do with a billion dollars?

For the love of making games?

fag

Either
1. Burn out
2. Smartly invest for the future

Yeah
Get back to making shitposting gold and spark some nerds on twitter.

>there are people who are now college age who were 11 year olds when this game first dropped

Shit's wack.

I don't think you'd need to invest any money if you had a billion dollars

So what has he been doing since he told his company to microsoft? I honestly haven't heard anything about him since that happened.

You can't just sit on a billion dollars.
taxes, nigga.
Also, what about your family

Actually yeah, I do miss you. The indie boom has been a steady, steep decline. Comparing you to the shitsacks we have today makes you look like a saint.

Indie is dead.

Not even slightly.

I follow him on twitter, and like him more and more as time went on. Bit of a bell curve

...your money doesn't just get taxed every year user. holy shit.

He was based at minecon

doesn't take shit from the little rat autists

Run for president

Speaking of Notch. Has any of the stuff Microsoft's done with Minecraft been worthwhile for PC or is the old Java one still the best?

>You can't just sit on a billion dollars.
As long as you didn't do retarded shit like buying entire islands sure you could

You really think they just handed him 2 bill straight up? No.

>being this underrage

I'd play 1.4 Beta if I could but my gf is autistic as fuck and likes the polar bears

>it's a Sup Forums thinks rich people just sit on their ass all day enjoying themselves episode

Have any of you even heard of the concept "economics"?

I don't even want the answer. Most of you are underage and don't even know about inflation and diversifying your portfolio.

>...your money doesn't just get taxed every year user. holy shit.

But the interest you earn from that money absolutely does get taxed.

It's MUCH better to not have fucking huge lump sums sitting around in an account, you need to invest in revenue streams where you can offset the tax.

>What is opportunity cost

>Sup Forums thinks rich people just sit on their ass all day enjoying themselves

t. poorfag

Notch hates dealing with shit like that so he hired someone someone to do it for him.

That dude's just playing games and sometimes streaming, spamming anti-SJW shit on Twitter, and making random games with his best friend Jeb at the office they have.

Where I come from, your money actually DID get taxed every year if your fortune exceeded $100k. That tax wasn't removed until 2006.

t.socialism

except thats what he literally does

Remember that shitty shooter he tried to push on people?

If there are any aspiring programmers here that want to get rich I have the golden tip.

Learn the programming language COBOL. Specifically COBOL-74.

It's the language behind mainframes used to host the NASDAQ and most investment banking transaction data.

There is a HUGE shortage of people that know COBOL. I used to make a 7 digit salary at Goldman Sachs at age 25. I quit because I got hit by cancer and want to spend my last days enjoying life instead of working my ass off.

But grab it while it lasts. They want the COBOL databases gone before 2030 so it's a time limited career opportunity.

Wasn't he making a FPS years ago? I might be thinking someone else though.

you call him underage but you don't properly understand capitalism.

he literally pulled it away from people
it was going to be dank shit
0x10c

>started to make a game for the hell of it
>even shared it with his bros at Sup Forums
>who liked it
>no, they fucking loved it
>it was rapidly growing outside of its home here
>Notch, for obvious reasons, relocates his nexus of PR to Reddit since a majority of people associate Sup Forums with anarchistic hackers, political incorrectness, etc.
>Sup Forums calls him a lazy fat faggot for not working at the pace they expected, even though it started as just a small pet project for him
>starts a company to placate people and grow the brand
>makes billions
>gold-digger wife marries him, then leaves him
>everything he's tried to make since then has flopped
>he now lives at his mansion, alone with his autism bucks

I think it's a stretch to say he did anything wrong.

He still posts anonymously and could well be in this thread right now

Came here to post your spoiler. He is literally our guy. Any one of us would do the same in his situation.