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What is 70% by today's standards? a 50%?

Just imagine how furious reddit is right now.

>tfw you preordered NMS

>70 is bad
Sorry what?

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this isn't the 90's anymore. Anything less than an 80 is trash

70 is a 40 in some peoples' eyes.

>same score as Mirrors Edge: Justalist

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>hype this game up so much, act like its the game of the generation, game of the decade, the most innovative game of all time, the second coming of christ, a safe 10/10
>gets a 70 critic score and a 5/10 user score
>w-w-well a 70 is not bad ...

>3/10 was mediocre

What idiot made this trash up?

Sup Forums btfo

bruh...look at dis dood...

I like how the score keeps going up everytime I see this thread.

Who is that?

Isn't it kinda of weird that all these reviews came out within hours of each other despite the game being out for a couple of days?

70% is barely a C user. Didn't asian dad beat the shit out of you and verbally abuse you for not making a 105% user-kun?

yeah it's almost like they were all reviewing the game at the same time or something.

it's almost as if there are only a certain number of working hours in a day

Yeah, it's almost as if they have to play the game before they review it.

it was rumored that no review copies had been given, and looks true

those reviewers probably bought the game themselves -- and likely mad about the whole thing, thus you get no "paid" reviews out of it

>it's almost as if-mind

>reminder that Journey got 92

what's wrong with that? Journey is great.

>Fallout 4 got an 87

Just checked out of curiosity, they are mindlessly eating the game up
Idiots

70 isn't that bad

It just means it's average.

Journey is awesome user

Journey didn't promise shit at all like nu males sky and is amazing

Journey succeeded in what it tried to be

>Reminder, Metacritic only counts when it gives a game I hate a low score

You guys are fucking hilarious. Bless this board

Nothing wrong with that

I believe you meant to say that Gone Home got an 86

"average" when the game was hyped to be the next 10/10 game of the generation/game changer

Why would this man lie?

>people review games the way women review men

wew lad

20%

50% on a normal rating scale is like a 0/10, while anything below it is negative and should be immediately disregarded.

Wow, it's like spore but somehow even more boring and pointless

user, you are using too much logic. A game about nothing should always beat another game about nothing.

>it was rumored that no review copies had been given, and looks true

Review copies were given out, it's just that most reviewers waited until the patch that went live on Monday and then took a review-in-progress approach to the game. That's why you're seeing so many reviews pop up around now

Cut my life into pieces, I'm trying so hard to meme
Desperation, respond to me,
Don't give a fuck as long as I'm memeing.

>Star Fox Zero gets a 69
"HAHAHA NINTENDRONES BTFO CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY NINTENDO GAMES ON MY PS5!"

>NMS gets a 70
"C-c-come on guys, a-a 70 isn't a b-bad score."


And thus NMS will continue to get not even a third of the shit SFZ got despite having endless more amounts of hype and marketing put behind it.

NO MAN'S SKY MORE LIKE NO MAN'S LIE AM I RIGHT GUYS
MORE LIKE NO MAN'S BUY HAHA HAHA
OH MY GOD FUCK MY SHIT UP DID IT SEE THE BAD LOOKING RANDOM GENERATION

HAHA OH MY GOD GUYS

G...GUYS HAHA

It's the Order 1886/Driveclub/Knack/Street Fighter V/Every Sony exclusive not Uncharted or Bloodborne all over again

I NEVER CONQUERED RARELY CAME

>maybe if I post this people will not shitpost or realize what a dud NMS is

Keep trying sonygger

Are you saying there's something wrong with the new Jetpac reboot?