What went wrong?

What went wrong?

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people believed Sean Murray's lies.

people were that dumb

>good overall score
>composed of no negative scores

nothing went wrong idiot

>no negative scores
>shit game
This is what went wrong

The worst thing about this game is the complete and utter lack of surprises.

After playing for a while, I realized that every single potential point of interest only leads to a new word, a new technology upgrade (that doesn't change anything at all), or more slots for your suit/gun/ship.

There's literally nothing to look forward to. There's not even any neat anomalies out in space, just asteroid filled travel time between planets.

Entitled much?

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70 is a good score?

LMFAO!!!

Get out of here pleb

its a B/B- score

thats not a bad score

requesting one of those reviews that doesn't have a buzzword or an ebin Sup Forums maymay, pls

What do you think the PC ratings will be?

In what fucked up backwoods state did you grow up in where 70 is a B? It's a borderline D.

A=100-90, B=90-80, C=80-70, D=70-60, F=

>In what fucked up backwoods state did you grow up in where 70 is a B?

The one where I actually research the fucking answer before posting

sean is a numale cuck and i just received confirmation frm my wifes son that he is a bernier supporter.

I have since preordered 20 copies of the game, as much as my profits from my Pokemon Go stock invesment will allow.

i have also arrange for my wifes son to meet me later today where we will conduct negotiations with treehouse of nintendo to quickly get sean on the payroll and develop gamez for bernier supports at nintendo.

this is a greta game i hope you preorder it

Literally nothing to do in the game that you can't do in the first hour. You walk around, you break down shit, you craft shit, you sell shit, you fucking repeat. And the planets I've come across, personally, are all fucking trash. Entire fields with nothing in them, broken as fuck animals, etc

Green = Good

Yellow = bad

Red = Terribad

This is how the metacritic color system works

70 sounds highly generous for that empty walking simulator. People didn't hold their punches that much for Starfox.

yellow is the mixed or average range actually.

70 is what you give a game that gives you some excitement for Star Citizen's 2015 release

In my state it was A=100-93, B=92-86, C=85-76, D=79-70, F=

>F+
I spat out my drink, fuck you.

Regardless of your fake ass scale, letter grades are Literally google "letter grades" and you'll see

It is true that the sun is a sprite in a skybox? The moons orbits the planets? The planets rotates?

Can you visit infinite planets in the same galaxy?

I'm not overly far in to it but

>Sun is a sprite
Hadn't noticed
>Moon orbits
The moons are static
>Planet rotates
No, they're static and the shadows just replicate rotation
>Infinite planets
I'm literally bored shitless 3 planets in

THAT USER SCORE KEEPS DROPPING

WHAT A PILE OF SHIT

Who ever bought this fucking disaster fad deserves to be robbed of their $60.

Fuck, I wish I could have made these piece of shit to take these idiot's money.

So there's no reason to purchase this single player game since you can't interact with anyone anyways?

friendly reminder that Jim is OUR BOI

>your fake ass scale

that is the scale on the site we are actually discussing retard. its literally the only scale that matters in the conversation.

>Legit cuckold

Yeah, nah.

That 90% review from Time magazine,
>"I’ll be grateful and still somewhat awestruck by what a tiny team of developers rejiggering decades-old design ideas managed to pull off."

Holy fuck

70 is fair. Idiots review bombing the user score for overhyped games are nothing new.

>>good overall score
You're not using the correct scales

My dad is a retired school principle and has a lot of spare time and cash. I love NMS for this reason. It brought life back into my father. The look in his eyes when I flew into space from a planet gave me chills. This is the power of NMS. Don't know how long he will be addicted but it seems as though he's in for the long run. He said he's always wanted a game that can make him feel like a space explorer. NMS is more than a game, this is life, inspiration, childhood dreams come to fruition, freedom.

70 is the score for an average game due to retarded game ratings
And the user score was just an epic Sup Forums raid XD

I want this game to burn

Fucking normalfags

says the basement dwelling virgin

>$60
>Too hyped

This game would be an easy 9/10 if it had no hype and cost $20

This is a fake chart, right? 58 is a C+? The fuck?

the excuses keep coming

This is pretty accurate. I still enjoy coming across new planets and occasionally I'll find an animal that is cool looking. But it's mostly just grinding words and tech upgrades and blowing up asshole sentinels.

MCS scale actually resembles your rose tinted version of the old scales. What the picture calls modern reviewing is actually just Sup Forumss shitpost scale

it's bad

Polygon should be happy; the boring procedural generation assures there will be no surprise sexism

oh well, nothing of value was lost.

Video games are rated on a curve. 70 means it's shit. 100 means it's great, 95 means it's good, 90 means it's okay, 80 means it's average, 70 means it's shit. Anything below that means it is beyond shit and needs to be avoided. It might also mean the aggregate scored including minor reviews from people who were trying to rate the game honestly and not on a curve, I don't know

Metacritic reinforces Sup Forums by its coloration of the ratings

most retarded grade scale I've ever seen

Jim Sterling has never been a good writer or reviewer. Nor will he ever become one. He's just shy of Polygon-levels of awful.

This is a screen shot of meta critics scale ffs

As much as this is straight up bullshit. In the aspect that he's right, the scaling is totally fucked up.

Ooh, did I hit a nerve Jim?

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>refunding without actually playing it for yourself for even an hour
>being this much of a sheep
Do you take advice from the internet on everything you do?

Because it actually makes use of the entire score range like everyone waxes poetic about?

>THE PEPPERONI IS THERE,YOU JUST CAN'T SEE THEM
>OUR PIZZA OVENS ARE OVERLOADED RIGHT NOW,BUT IT'S THERE

not really, it's more like Jim can read the writing on the wall just like when he shit on Alien: Colonial Marines.

Outside of people who enjoy repetitive grinding for the sake of grinding, most normal people are going to get tired of playing NMS once they've explored a dozen or so worlds.

Unfortunately, pubs will take this as proof that small studios can't work anymore and everything needs to be a 200+ man assembly line job

You're forgetting every reviewer has the education and understanding of a 10 year old with overbearing helicopter parents. 70% means you don't go to college and therefore will become a homeless drug addict.

Alright is the torrent going to be up tonight?

You should have given him Elite: Dangerous so he can meet other dads

Best review of No Man's Sky

youtube.com/watch?v=Mgfxo3CLdNM

Epic food metaphor!

It's a glorified screen saver. It always has been. How can people live in such extreme denial and actually expect something different?

People who bought this game expecting anything more than a lucid fever dream are the kind of people who let "reformed" pedophiles babysit their kids.

analogy*

Why would a marketer for NMS shill for another far superior product?

70 is average, not bad

Found the person that made 70's in school. Fun fact, everyone who made A's was laughing at you.

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My mom's husband is a retired sewage plant operator and he misses dealing with tons of raw shit. I love NMS for this reason. It brought life back into my "father". The looks in his eyes when my ps4 crashed from flying my ship into space gave him the runs. This is the power of NMS.

I always thought it made a lot of sense to think of video game review scores like grades in school.
A 70 is a C.
A 80 is a B, pretty good but not too special.
50 isn't average, it's like getting an F, but at least you tried more than an unfinished mess of code/writing that got a 20%.

The point of the normal grade range is that, yes, it's possible for you to get any score from 0 to 50, but you wouldn't want to because anything low is shameful no matter. It's more of an indicator of just how badly you fucked up, but all of them are equally unacceptable. And it's how games are consistently rated as well, because even heavily flawed and buggy games can repeatedly net scores over 75 if other features or lots of money make up for it.

Lowering the minimum for a C is just a way to let trash feel better about itself

hey sean

I can't believe calling a spade a spade qualifies a person as a bastion of critical integrity in the video game industry.

Is that supposed to be phallic?

This:
>Unlike other similar titles, the magic fades over time, because 18 billion planets (sorry, 18 quintillion) don't matter if it feels like there's only truly 20 unique ones

At least the soundtrackc is GOAT

youtu.be/xFqStIOJEKU

Torrent where?

>Purchased Jul 20th
>Read as: Sup Forums hates it so much, it's gotta be good. Just pre-ordered.

Artist are for hire

>a shit game would have been amazing if it was cheaper
That's not how it works, fag.

The second chart is kind of dumb as well. 'Great, Amazing, Outstanding' and 'Incredible' are all interchangable. Who's to say a 10 isn't Outstanding and an 8 isn't incredible. It's dumb and makes no sense

>Upon encountering a large, dinosaur-like creature, I proceeded to use my shitty jetpack (and boy is it shitty) to ride on its back. I thought that would be fun. Instead, I just fell through its back because it had no solidity, leaving me to sigh and return to yet more mind-numbing resource collection.

G O T Y

What

i hit your mums vaginal nerve last nite

This must be the most epic Sup Forums raid ever, I'm sure your moms are proud of you, bros.

god dammit

Pretty sure the charts were meant to be a bit hyperbolic to emphasize the point it's making

idk the 40 man raid of your mom was pretty good too

lmfao

aw shit user which one were you? I had to go after the guy with the orange cum, it looked bad at first but it wasn't so bad...

You wish, first you preadolescent kids must get how to masturbate.

dam, you got me

I was the one shaking before it started. I wish we could have actually seen each other but it was great that we could all meet

Im not that bearded twat of a guy. Im just someone who thinks that the user who doesnt try to form their own ideas of something is pathetic.

Sean's only contribution to gaming are all these memes

no fucking shit how did you not realize this months ago? how many people had to tell you?

A 70 score doesn't mean the game is bad but it is usually indicative of some serious design flaws

Memes are so valuable!

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keep dreaming dipshit
>hurr durr coordinated Sup Forums effort

Looks like nobody liked it.