>raped by a Pokémon
>she found a huge Pokémon laying in her bed
What did she mean by this?
did she get pregnant?
this is the world anita sarkeesian created
So which Pokemon was it? My bets are on Onix
I'm sure it was a gengar, that fucker wants to put his ghost dick inside everything
>Shocking_case_of_Poké_love.jpg
>not lickitung
>Falls asleep
>Pokemon rapes her
It was obviously a Hypno, I saw a drawing of a trainer being hypnotized by him and then anally fucked, I'm sure that's what happened
I don't have the pic anymore, sadly
Damn right.
those crazy russians and their gypsies.
Don't try to create excuse for stupid people. They have been morons since ever.
Naah Hypno seems like one of the Pedo Pokemon desu.
Not all women are that privileged, she should not complain
Classic symptoms of sleep paralysis. She wouldn't be crazy if it weren't for the fact that she was unable to identify it as a hallucination after the fact. I've had something similar happen to me, obviously not with pokemon. Apparently it is very common.
I suppose the only thing she caught were STDs amirite ?
was it one of these?
e621.net
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>you will never be ass raped by a massive Nidoking
life's suffering
>i see no reason not to believe her as these 3D films can be life like
Yeah this is fake. If this actually happened, an Iraq vet would have killed her, the kid and then himself.
It was this beefy ass motherfucker
I've seen fanart of a guy using a Hypno to hypnotize and rape Eureka. It was hot.
>get sleep paralysis frequently
>never hallucinate
People treat it like it's the scariest shit that will happen to you, but it's just a mild annoyance for me.
pokiman go i used to like u but after bernie sanders lost the democratic vote I decided to buy nintendo stocks and after loosing $20,000 of life savingts y I immediately called my my wifes son and confirmed that pickachu was not nuemale cuck at all, just a standard liar
Pikachu u were a poser who was actually a trump supporter all along. i just texted my wifes son to give me permission to cum and beat u and u better hope he doesnt allow it or i'm cumming for you and i will bash u n my wifes son will record it.
Dont u ever call mii or my family cucks n Nintendo pookeyman go's ever again.
pixiv.net
They are used to rape little girls in the anime.
>tfw you ask for a succubus and get raped by an incubus
Yes
that wasn't a hypno though, it was some other psychic from that gen. some kind of penguin kraken thing.
exhentai.org
See
Is this really newsworthy? Some random woman had a bad dream? Holy shit stop the presses, my 7 year old niece had a nightmare where she went to school without her homework and everyone was really mean to her! Front page news!
>everyone was mean to her.
dude, spoiler that shit.
I get it quite often but the hallucinations are much more subtle than they once were. It started out like a nightmare where I would find myself on an operating table with my stomach/chest cut open.
These days I 'wake up' to see a spider or centipede crawling near my face and just try to stay calm until I can finally jolt my arms and legs up out of bed.
The lady is a fucking paranoid schizophrenic to actually think this is rape.
It's another clickbait link.
>my 7 year old niece had a nightmare where she went to school without her homework and everyone was really mean to her!
poor girl
>some kind of penguin kraken thing.
Malamar, they are some truly evil fucks.
Pokémon are real but still in testing phase and not out to the public, as you can see they have rape tendencies only furfags would like and that's bad.
Also that woman is going to get beheaded by yakuza anytime soon for leaking info about the irl pokémon project.
>Tentacles
>Dark/psychic type
They had that in mind
i know man
it's so obvious it was consesual
I've only hallucinated once and I thought it was my cat peeking over my shoulder trying to look at me. I got really excited and woke up. But he was still an asshole and sleeping under the bed.
Only a white bitch would be this deluded
There's plenty of tard youngsters among Iraq soldiers. Not everyone is your dreamy punished Snake.
not that user.
I usually see spiders, sometimes they're fucking huge.
Once i got raped too, it felt so real.
>russian
>white
My bets on missingno
I know, right. Putting Russians down to that level.
Did you cum?
Punished Snake was an Afghan vet :^)
This sounds like classic Meowth to me.
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imbecile cunt who pulled a rape story out of her ass just to sue to have money in her pocket
typical sensitive prude
this
everytime i get SP i think im awake but can't move, i never see shit
lol
>Look up what a malamar is
>It evolves when you hold the 3DS upside down at level 30
What the fuck? How the hell were you supposed to figure that out?
>my 7 year old niece had a nightmare where she went to school without her homework and everyone was really mean to her!
;_;
Was it legitimate rape?
If he was a shemale I'd get off to it.
That happened to me with a ReDead one time though I knew what it was immediately. Still spoopy
PAS to sleep paralysis bros: when it happens, just hold your breath. Your body automatically wakes up pretty quick when you aren't breathing.
>A white American with the technology of couple had a today everything is black baby, and possible, said Erik, who the woman registered the baby as claimed she had his. Jennifer said that become pregnant she had gone to a watching a 3D porno cinema in New porno film. The York with her girl child's father Erik friends.
Because everyone was officially told well before release and, as a result, all the information is online.
>Police dismiss her claim and tell her to see a fucking psychologist
Faith in humanity restored.
>Rape Ape
>and everyone was really mean to her
Did anyone touch her no-no parts?
Just yelled at her a lot, but it was a dream. Jeez though, it made me realise that I lucked out. I'm Korean but my mother is the youngest out of four children and was the most spoiled of them so maybe she's not as hard on me as other Korean mothers might be? Like, I can't imagine being so scared that you'll get into trouble for not doing your homework it gives you nightmares. At least it was just a one time thing, so hopefully it was just a fluke or something.
>Police dismissed her claims and told her to seek psychiatric help
BASED POLICE
If I knew this sooner I would have continued taking my pills. Had a ton of fucking scary moments and literally cried everytime I got out of it.
It was Charizard.
>Being this wrong
It was a fucking ditto, fucker was still around
Its that fucking hearth pillow
>the only time I had sleep paralysis I only heard scary sounds which were increasing in volume over time
>manage to suppress them by remembering some piece of music really hard
I could really hear it during that time.
That is some freaky shit. Good thing it's never happened to me.
Happened to me once when I was a kid. I had no idea what was going on wanted to scream, but I couldn't even do so much as move my lips or anything else for that matter. It was a terrifying experience.
>everyone was really mean to her
hot
OMG YOUR RAPING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LITERALLY! YOUR POST RAPED ME!
ouch fuck my keyboard literally raped me because I had to type keys on the keyboard. fuck my finger hurts from typing. I AM LITERALLY RAPED MYSELF
I'm sure you know exactly what you're talking about