Here's a question for you, Sup Forums - if Pokemon existed in the real world, what would you use them for?

Here's a question for you, Sup Forums - if Pokemon existed in the real world, what would you use them for?

Battling and catching other Pokemon.

Sex

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>travel
>as a boat
>companionship
>house chores

Stealing/Rape via mind control/Change the weather for the lulz/Blow up shit for the lulz

You know the usual stuff humans do they have power in their hands.
>But what about pokemon battles?
Fuck that if I encounter a woman Ill have my psychic type brainwash her into being my cumdump then erase her memories when I get bored.

These.

But mostly sex.

>5'7"

seriously, what the fuck, a dragon that size isn't menacing

Crime and world dominance.

Id catch a Lapras and chill with it on the shore all day

I just want a pet slowpoke

>5' 7"
>trainer in the picture is about 4 feet tall

Holy shit im taller than charizard? What a manlet!

Yh sure user a theropod as tall as a human man is not terrifying at all.

I'd beseech Arceus to purge the earth of you degenerates.

i live in aus so i wouldnt, so you would probaly need a license if you wanted one and even then you would only be able to get like a pidgy or a rattata.
fuck and i you evolved them without going through the proper legalitys you would probaly go to jail

animals don't actively engage things bigger than they are user

Sex

insects do and some reptiles that wy they are boss as fuck

Barbecue

Food.

Wait, that guy's posture makes him look fully grown, but that Charizard is 5'7"?

There will be gardevoir, lopunny, that fox from that one game breeding ranches

this will cause a rise in feminism to kill off all pokemon worldwide as most people prefer to have sex with the humanoid ones and a world wide civil war

wow that guy is short

I'd like to eat some of those Pokemon if you get what I'm saying

Catch Gardevoir and fuck her every other hour.

user a fucking cassoway thats half your height would kill your ass if you ticked it off, an actual theropod doesnt have the reasoning skills of cassowary so if it is at the same height as you well you are lunch for theropod. I mean dude fucking lions attacked us and they were much shorter than us.

a friend.
so then I could have 1 friend, and make other pokemon my friends whether they like it or not.
;_;

Marriage and impregnation

What Pokemon would you marry and impregnate?

get a dog user, he will always be your friend

at least for 15 or so years ;_;

>tfw when no Gardevoir fetish
>Make my Gardevoir give me one
>Make my Gardevoir screw with my brain to make me horny all the time
>Infinite Gardevoir sex that I will never get tired off.

Flying around so I don't have to spend another fucking penny on gas or repairs.

user just make your psychic type turn ANY HUMAN you want into your friend, mind control makes things so much easier.

This.

no more to discuss. time to go home bois

Zoroark

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Electric types would be enslaved for power generation.

Why is there so much emphasis on the word "own"? Like, is it more socially acceptable to fuck other trainers' Pokemon?

Rape

i'd have an ice type, probably glaceon, cool me and my pc down constantly
it's fucking hot dude

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I'd train them to kill niggers

I'd just use a bunch of pikachus to provide electricity for the entire planet, and blastoises to water crops.

fuck yeah

Do I really gotta say it?

Knowing that Pokemons actually have higher intelligent than real life animals...
I would want to open a moo moo milk farm.
And every time i squeeze their breast for milk, they will blush at my fully erected penis

>Infinite energy
>Infinite water
>Infinite food

Most probably NEET

>user why are all of your pokemon girls?

I'd have Scyther be my other in Sudoku

Go away furries

What would they do with all the male Gardevoirs? The demand for them would probably be much lower than for females.

Will it be legal in texas?

Really good plan there user. I'm thinking about doing that but with children.

>Male Gardevoir
>lower demand
user, pls....

togepi won't let you commit sudoku

Any really good porn of girls with pokemon? Like May with Blaziken? Male of female pokemon.

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Fuck Wild Pokemos.

Which one is infinite food?
To avoid getting cuck

Either fuck them or be terrorised by them
Or both

What is the name of those pokemon?

If you say so, trips.

Snake harem.

I know that they aren't all snakes.

Braixen on the right, Delphox on the left

>tfw you realize girls enjoy having sex with pokemon more than human male
How do we compete with Rapidash?

>tfw when can rape because will feel bad
>Use psychic type to remove this bad feeling
>Can now rape with no shits given to my cumdumpster at the moment.

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Who cares, we have Lopunny.

To meet pokegirls

>all these autists saying sex
ME AND RESHIRAM LUBBYCHUDDA LUBBYCHUDDA LUBBYCHUDDA

You mean Gardevoir.

Clearly

>Not going low maintenance
>Not getting free power at the same time
laffin out loud
Nah but what do you think Magnezone would eat? Could I shove cake in its face like you would in Amie?

you mean all of them

wolves?

>being this mad

Just plug it into the mains

That's a funny way to spell Deoxys
Seriously, imagine fucking an alien pokemon.

>getting fucked by a ghost

A dog that size is menacing. A dog that breathes fire is even worse.

The magnemite family is said to fuck up sensitive electronics so you might want to use some other electric type for something like that.

>Food
Probably some sort of energy or magnet or metal

Crocodiles can and will kill animals larger than they are. Zebras, wildebeests, giraffes. Doesn't matter, as long as they can sneak up on it at the water's edge.

A crocodile that can fly and breathe fire would actively hunt fucking elephants.

I would live innawoods with pic related. If things got bad he'd help me steal things

post your party of 6 you would fuck

Milotic
Lopunny
Glaceon
Kirlia
Vulpix
Roselia

You ever seen a goose go after a human?

Cats. House Cats, user

Tropius.

any female

Stun Spore Rape

>get porygon
>hack Internet
>become Sup Forums

i want a talking meowth buddy
he'd be a sassy cunt
we'd go around being assholes

Even Jynx?

put a bag on it's head

Lucario
Zangoose
Buizel
Raichu
Sylveon
Poochyena

>Charizard is 5'7"
>That manlet

rate and hate
>Braixen
>Glaceon
>Luxray
>Poppolio final evo if it's real
>Lunatris
>Ninetails

Getting whatever i want. Also its a shame but Pokemon would probably be turned into weapons for the military