What kind of girls would Sup Forums marry?

What kind of girls would Sup Forums marry?
What kind of guys if you're a girl, or if you just prefer guys.

For me, she must be a console gamer.
I don't need her to know too much about PCs because I don't need her to find out about my secret identify.

>Marry

I wouldn't get married because I'm not retarded and this thread is not related to videogames at all

Fuck off

>girls

One that will always love me no matter how useless and selfish I am.

So no one, rofl!

I actually have a list of ideal physical and personality traits saved in a notepad file.

She'll love you, but she's also useless and selfish and her level of health, hygiene, kindness, intelligence, and career prospects and cash are the equal of yours.

Now tell me: would you love her?

I will never marry anybody no matter how bitter and alone I am in this moment, it just a fucking bad idea

I was engaged to marry someone once. She liked to play vidya but also enjoyed outdoor stuff like hiking and camping. She was perfect.

It all ended terribly though so now I just live day by day

>Now tell me: would you love her?
If I can't love myself enough to not be useless, how can I love anyone else

Yeah fuck that give me the waif, I'll try my best

Don't you think she'd be sad that you can't love yourself?

A human being that wouldn't hate me. Girl, boy, penis, no penis, identifies as a girl, identifies as a boy whatever. They just have to be a little sane and have 5/10 or better aesthetics.

>about 5'4-5'5
>brunette
>creative and or musician
>energetic
>deep eyes, bright smile
>sweet voice
>b-cup
>likes to watch movies
i've had time to thing about this

>Don't you think she'd be sad that you can't love yourself?
That's easy, just lie through my teeth about it.

>B-Cup
Why so small?

One that loves me and I'm not sexually repulsed by.

Not vidya, OP.

Not vidya

it just looks better
in my eyes

My mom used to assault me with her DD's and now I have an aversion to large breasts.

I want to marry someone who is as passionate about video games as I am. I get pissed when I hear about some of the terrible things that developers and publishers do, and yet my gfs have all told me that I need to calm down its just video games. But I can't really not get passionate about something that I've been playing almost all my life since I owned a Sega Genesis.

Not that user, but I'd hazard a guess it's because they're large enough to have fun with while still small enough to cup with your hands.

>deep eyes
Explain this one to me.

Also this sounds like my sister. The ethical and proselytizing vegan feminist.

Still doesn't explain it. My mum's an F and my girlfriend's a G.
Neither are fat.

None and neither are you you fucking loser

I'd marry my wife, which I already did. Doesn't make your thread any better, bitch nigga.

I don't like large vulgar breast

the fictional kind

But breast that you can't cup in your hands are great and fun to play with.

You'll have tome to "thing" about it until you die :^)

how do you tome?

I want a guy who is basically asexual to just shit post, argue and play video games with and at the end of the night we can just cuddle up and just enjoy being with each other

To tome, all you have to do is have some incredibly basic reading comprehension and realize a simple typo was made. If I need to spell it out, "tome" was mean to be "time".

How do YOU tome, motherfucker?

i usually thing about it first

How do I sign up?

That's your choice.

you like traps and live in the midwest? you may already be a winner

So far so good. What is the next step?

...

Just like almost every time someone asks how things are

IM FINE STOP ASKING
;_;