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see? told you, never trust a game if they don't show full gameplay. we learned this with brink.

no multi, no story, no gameplay, no buy.

>treating games and consoles like they're sports teams

come on m8

They lied about so much that not even their drone fanbase that literally went around reporting leaks was left to save it

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kek I only found out about this game last month because of all the threads and it looks boring as fuck but I won't go out of my way to fill the board with posts praising/dissing it

It's pretty worth it when there was a hivemind of defenders for it up until now and the developer lied and hyperbolized more than even Todd fucking Howard

Just goes to show indie development companies can't make big projects worth shit

They should have gone minecraft with this one. Just release small stuff over time. Then people would not have realized how shit it was so quickly and there would be no scores cause its not finished

It wouldn't work like Minecraft

Minecraft worked because the base mechanic was already there, which was building shit. So even if there wasn't an update for years, people could build more and more shit during that time. There really wasn't a limited number of things you could do.

It would have been fine, people love shitty games in greenlight and other betas that have half the features that NMS has.

> I ENJOY SEEING PEOPLE FAIL
lol, nicely memed friendo.

Is something wrong, Sean?

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>so much

They lied about multiplayer, which deserves calling out, but it's not as if it were ever billed as a large part of the game

I don't think that constitutes calling it "so much"

And you'll probably call me a shill or dev for calling you out

>it will have 9 billion planets!
>there's multiplayer, you just won't ever see anyone!
>this patch will add base building!
>every planet is 100% different!

If you like walking screenshot simulators then go ahead and defend this shit game some more.

>score went up 1 point in 24 hours
>a perfect game in 2 weeks

Can't wait.

Loving the soundtrack though.

youtube.com/watch?v=xFqStIOJEKU

Also

>sand snakes
>certain flora and fauna seen in even recent gameplay demos cut completely
>in-depth underwat exploration

hehe xd

>it will have 9 billion planets!

It has however many planets they said it did

>there's multiplayer, you just won't ever see anyone!

This is the lie they deserve calling out on

>this patch will add base building!

They said in the next content patch they would add this, as well as the freighters

>every planet is 100% different!

They said they were different and they are

>sand snakes

Game hasn't been out that long, we'll have to see if this was a genuine lie or not

>certain flora and fauna seen in even recent gameplay demos cut completely

Can you point me to this, I honestly have no idea

>in-depth underwat exploration

I don't think that was ever promised

Find the guy with buyer's remorse

>Implying I'd buy a game that's coming out on PC too for PS4, a game that's coming with no DRM no less

Nah brah

Does anyone know if it'll require Steam to be running to play? If it doesn't I'll totally drop the money for it, turn off Steam, and play as long as I fucking want then get a refund when I finally get bored.

I didnt buy it. Fuck that.

>I don't think that was ever promised

Don't be uninformed if you're going to discuss. Pic related is an old screenshot.

>It has however many planets they said it did
Yes, and they said it had over a billion or something equally ridiculous, which it does not.

>They said in the next content patch they would add this, as well as the freighters
No, they said in one of the release patches they'd have it. Also there's nothing saying they just won't.

>They said they were different and they are
And that's why I've seen five almost completely identical planets.

>Game hasn't been out that long, we'll have to see if this was a genuine lie or not
Nice denial. It's already been confirmed.

>Can you point me to this, I honestly have no idea

Delete this.

>paying attention to user scores

The user score is weighed down by people giving 0/10s and reviews that make gratuitous use of the word "numale".

whats everything they lied about

>implying that changes the shitty critic scores at all

What's your next strawman for that?

Read the thread, dumbass.

>>They said in the next content patch they would add this, as well as the freighters
>No, they said in one of the release patches they'd have it. Also there's nothing saying they just won't.

no-mans-sky.com/2016/08/update-1-03/
>Next up we’re adding the ability to build bases and own giant space freighters. Temporal AA and my new cloud rendering tech should be coming soon too. It will really change the game again, and enhance it visually
>Next up
>(Not a part of the main patch notes)

I'm glad you didn't even bother trying to argue against all the many other points since it's literally impossible and you know it's true.

I don't like NMS but when I see threads like this I cringe. Since when do we support gaming journalism ever? Oh, when it aligns with shitposting? Piss off.

You're right, that's why I didn't

There's nothing in this about gaming journalism, you sperglord.

Video games indeed

Sup Forums will drop any commonly held belief at the drop of a hat

See: Sup Forums's insistence that game mechanics are important, and then have a huge thread about some bland TPS because it's got T&A

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its more like if even critics hate it then it's fucked. they love skyrim and pretentious indie shit but it's p bad if NMS doesn't match such a low bar.

The only thing left to see is the sales.

The thing about NMS is that it causes some controversy among gamers.

We did it, GamerGate!

Critics were pretty down on Vanquish if I recall

I feel a little bad for the dev team. I mean, they worked hard and they had to put of with some real shit. It's not all of their faults though, they just had an overly-excited spokesperson that happened to get way too much attention before we even really knew what the game would be like.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number so call me maybe

>71
>shitty
I don't even have any interest in playing this game and can accept that 50+/100 is a positive score.
This "anything below 90/100 is terrible" meme is pretty dumb.

>metacritic
>not gaming journalism
are you stupid?

You must not have gotten anything higher than Cs in school.

Anything lower than 80 is pushing it.

>video game scores obtained from critics AND users is gaming journalism

Goobergate please go

>metacritic user reviews
>reliable
its literally 0 or 10
>video game journalism
>reliable
>MUH GOOBERGATE IS BAD MEME
fuck off Tumblr trash.

Cs and Ds are still positive scores though.

>Sup Forumsaggets flooding the site with negs
What a surprise.

>muh Goobergate is liked here meme

For losers

>MUH GOOBERGATE IS BAD MEME

Fuck you for ruining Sup Forums at a rate faster than the norm

So every game you've played and enjoyed has an 80+ on metacritic, right user?

holy fuck the revisionists are here. Let me guess, we were just supposed to ignore the SJWs right Tumblr? They won't do anything!
Kill yourselves. You're the ones not welcome.

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and? the point is to see the success or not like you would with movies regardless if the masses or select few critics are right or not.

>we were just supposed to ignore the SJWs right Tumblr?

Yes

Nobody in real life takes them seriously

atechan please take your medicine and go to bed

>Nobody in real life takes them seriously
this is a fucking riot.

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HAHAAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH you guys are SOOOOOO DUMB!!!!!!!! anyone who every thought this game would be good or bought it is literally a retard! AHAHAHAH WHAT KIND OF RETARD WOULD BUY THIS RETARD GAME????????????? im glad this game came out because now i get to see how dumb and retarded Sup Forums actually is. like seriously, what kind of idiot would actually buy into the hype and lies made from this game????? im so smart and glad that i didnt buy this agme. from the very first video, i knew that it would be literal trash. I KNEW IT FROM THE BEGINNING. NOW LOOK AT YOU!!!! im glad this game failed so hard, because i really knew it would. a game of this scope could never be possible, EVER. just look at the other space games before it. im not being cynical, im just telling the truth. i was actually hoping that this game would flop and people would realize that making purchases for $60 BEFORE IT EVEN COMES OUT IS LITERALLY RETARDED. THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR PREPURCHASING GAMES!!!!! hopefully now, people will think before they buy. i honestly feel bad for the people that threw their money into the trash. PSYCH! NO I DONT FEEL BAD, THOSE RETARDS DESERVE ALL THEIR SUFFERING! i was also hoping this game would crash and burn because i want a reform of the video games industry as a whole. if a game that has so much insane hype sells poorly, publishers might actually have to start supporting real games for once. NOT THESE WALKING SIMULATOR SURVIVAL HORROR OPEN WORLD CRAFTING TRASH """GAMES""" THAT ACTUALLY NO ONE WANTS, BUT APPARENTLY EVERY BUYS CAUSE GAME DEVS KEEP MAKING THEM. GODDAMMIT I HATE THIS NEW GENERATION, THEY ARE SO DUMB ACTUALLY BUYING INTO THE LIES OF THE PUBLISHERS. when will you idiots learn to put your money where your mouth is? i was able to wait all this time without purchasing the game because i am a smart consumer, unlike you IDIOTS. FUCKING IDIOTS HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH. now i get to save my money to support actually good games. GOOD RIDDANCE.

>caring what other people think

ohohohohohohohohoho

Oh you.

keked hard

>metacritic

You're retarded op.

Why does Sup Forums revel in the failure of others?

Fuck off

ITT Sup Forums throws a baby fit again

WE DID IT REDDIT HAHAHAHAHAH

GET #KEKD BERNIE BROS WE #MAGA IN HERE

DAE HATE SJWS AND NMS?!?!?!?!?!? GOD I FUCKING HATE BLACK PEOPLE THEY BULLIED ME ALL THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL

>They lied about one thing that was never actually confirmed
>NO they lied about so many things! They are the biggest liar ever I swear!

If any more evidence that Sup Forums average age was 12 was even needed. Here we are

Why do sjw's always make shitty comics?

They could have released this as an early access indie title for 25 bucks and I might, might have considered it. 60 dollars for a "finished" indie game with less content and variety than 15 dollar ones? Glad to see it get shit reviews. Even people on Reddit are literally already selling their copies for cheap because of how bad it is.

>A developer was mad enough to make this

More like he ordered chicken and was given chicken bones.

Sean said the game would be fun. So that is at least 2 lies.

Actually in an interview when asked if the game would be fun he said no.

Which makes it even funnier.

It is fun

stop posting your shit comic noone thinks its good

No one thinks this one is good either.

not going to go to the other threads to cap and disprove you because we both know thats not true lmao enjoy your $60 walking sim

that was an edit

Multiplayer; size; procedural gen (its been found that there are only 22K planets total): large creatures: Any gameplay more advanced than point and click

I do yours was piss poor though

If you think No Man's Sky is a bad value though, think again.

It's $60. Assuming you work a minimum wage job of $8 an hour, that's 7.5 hours. 7 hours and 30 minutes of flipping burgers to buy a copy of No Man's Sky. In this game, you can easily spend at least ten hours exploring the planets. Once you get bored, it won't matter because the game already met the price-entertainment ratio and therefore you are satisfied.

I'm not defending No Man's Sky i'm just saying it would be worth the $60 price tag.

I came here just to quote Hendrickspost.

It was 65 the last time I checked.

I don't get it. Why would you be autistic enough to want a game to be bad?
Isn't more great games a good thing?

torrent when?

DANHALD THE DELEGATES

I could spend 15 dollars on a shitty WoW sub and literally have infinite more fun than nms. Literally, LITERALLY, not even redditors are enjoying it.

Now imagine if there were ANY women on that team.
There would have been 500 articles about online trolls HARASSING the team for having women making the game and blaming them.
Too bad no one gives a fuck about WHITE MALES!
I'm sure there's a faggot in there somewhere and one who is doing HRT, but is too early to fully transition-either way; they cannot whine to the press about it.
It's fucking delicious.

I was tired of seeing shitty no mans sky threads before it even came out. Can we have another game to bitch about daily?

You were close

This person is a f to m trans

>4.9
literally half 0 and half 10

This is not my type of game, but these critics are not to be taken seriously anyway. A lot of them are paid or really biased. The best approach is to either pirate it and buy it if you end up liking, or watching some youtube videos of it before spending your money.

>paid to give the game negative reviews

That's not how it works

Any idea if PC mods can fix this game?

>22k planets total
Is this genuinely true? Source?

So xhe's a white male? Exactly