Alright Sup Forums. Use all your video game knowledge to tell me how you would catch the road runner

Alright Sup Forums. Use all your video game knowledge to tell me how you would catch the road runner.

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>implying vidya knowledge can trump Looney Tunes logic

>be sonic

I'd paint a tunnel into the side of a mountain
but I'd paint a furnace underneath the painted tunnel

IT ALL STARTS WITH THIS

>be sonic
>down + jump
>spin like a motherfucker
>ez

*Teleports in front of him

Have fun when you miss and the bullet ricochets off a rock and hits you in the chest so the next time you drink water for the desert heat the water leaks out.

with a homing missle, RR may be fast but it has 0 manuver capabilities, just running, no jumping, no drifting, no Sonic The Hedgehog trickery.

You can't. It has toonforce.

nigger he would just run back towards you and make the missile home in on your fat ass instead

Trick question. There isn't a way.

Build up my de facto speed for 12 hours

ZA WARUDO

*pull out kanata*

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You spin and zoom past him into a cliff

>gotta go fast ey

Nah AWP works

full space marine squad vs roadrunner
who wins?

>0 manuver capabilities
How does it traverse zigzag roads then

The madman

RR would just run in between them and they'd all accidentally shoot each other

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Literally impossible. Road Runner cannot be caught because it will use toonforce to avoid whatever you throw at it.

>All these numales getting cucked by OP

Idiots

I hire pic related

I'd give up on catching him, and just leave him bird seed and move on.

Pick your battles.

I use all the money I wasted buying questionable ACME products to order some food.

Pretty much this. Unless you're Bugs Bunny himself, good fucking luck, doc.

turn on noclip and continuously melee until I got him

/thread

HI THERE, I'M T.T.
NOW TRY TO BEAT MY TIME

IT WAS A DUST CLOUD

I apply rubberbanding mechanics to him

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>being a tripfag

Coyote actually caught him one episode though.

Blue Shell.

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>road runner stops and gets behind you to put you in first

OK ok, how about poison bird seed?

Wasn't that only because RR turned inot a giant

>Road Runner cannot be caught
BTFO by Chuck himself.

Actually, Wile ran through a series of shrinking pipes and came out tiny.

>Okay smart guys, I caught him. NOW what do I do?

>hitscan

>implying you can catch that motherfucker at all

getting caught was part of his plan.

>mfw I do this whenever I see someone has a blue shell in MKDS don't know if the other newer mariokarts show everyone's items

could be fun

I think it does but if the shell had been released already it's permanentlylocked onto you no matter your position

7 and 8 do.
>tfw 4+ people start driving in reverse
Too bad 200cc and IRC faggotry ruined the threads.
It's not permanently locked.

Wait for him to hit an invisible wall

Oh guess I'm shit at reversing then

>if the shell had been released already it's permanentlylocked onto you no matter your position
but that's wrong

Who would win in a race?
>Road runner trying to not get caught
>Mario with 12 hours of prep time

Check the wiki

Summon the moonlord

>no matter how far a player is the moonlord will teleport to them

Pfft, I'd use the physics gun from gmod, nothing can override that.

Do I win?

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Could a blue shell catch the running man?

I don't recall Road runner ever travelling so quickly that he can hit parallel worlds, so Mario I guess.
Unless it's a hurdle race in which Mario cannot jump since he's already half pressing A.

Just wait 3 days.

He'd already be at the finish line and the shell would change its target to whoever's in the lead but hasn't finished.

Roadrunner BTFO by parallel universe travel

Depends if there's a limit on A presses or not youtube.com/watch?v=0NA_Nq7oZZU

Not vidya but couldn't the flash easily beat him? He's outran death

A hunter must be patient and precise

What if Wil E. Coyote caught the Road Runner, only to find out that it was the wrong person?

Who would win?
>Roadrunner trying not to get caught
>Trip who has just heard the word melon

how much did you laugh while posting this fucking 100$ epic meme

TIME TO LEAVE THEM ALL BEHIND

Trip for sure

Act like the road runner

It's possible to evade him indefinitely if you clip out of where you're meant to be.

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Can road runner travel between QPUs?

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yes.
>build enough speed
>run right through a 'tunnel' that's just been painted onto a solid wall

Fast-Travel + VATS

>stuffs finger in barrel
>AWP explodes in your face

The Mario Kart 7 Sup Forumseekends were something beautiful due to the item system. Item abuse was insane, 150cc meant that things were fast but managable, and braking to avoid blue shells was a legitimate tactic. Mario Kart 8s new item system threw all that out the window, and 200cc was the nail in the coffin.

>mfw in MK7 I get a blue shell, and everyone hit the brakes until I ended up in 1st, still holding the blue shell
>just held first the rest of the race

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Smartest man in the world right here

Now this is the real impossible task, time and space are nothing to him.
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The Dover Boy are on the job
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was gonna post this. you literally can't escape it.

make a road runner version of pic related

WEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL

Soldiers nowadays are trained NOT to shoot at each other. If you know your battle buddy's on the other side of someone, you shift fire or reposition yourself. There's no way in Hell space marines are going to be so undisciplined as to shoot at their battle bros.

The "Road Runner", huh?

>implying
Road Runner will just run through it and user will poke at the furnace painting only to have the Road Runner come back around, MEEP MEEP, and scare his ass into the furnace.

He is way to fast for you, Snake! Regular CQC techniques will not work on him.
You best chance at defeating him would be grabbing his attention with something, and lure him into a trap!
Maybe you could use those paint buckets in the corner of the room...

Fight toon force with toon force.

Too easy