Would you?

Would you?

Would I what?

well she is a woman and I am a man, it would be so wrong in so many levels I wouldn't.

Hey, why did you edit my hand out of the picture?

I would tuck her in and read her a bedtime storywhile holding her hand

>holding her hand

but how would you turn the pages,

also that's creepy.

what am I supposed to do with this thing?

Goodnight, Ashley-chan.

Beat me to it

WOULD I?

well I can't say no or else i'm toast

I have two hands dummy

That's the point

Read it in his voice
Honestly didn't expect to remember this cartoon today.

Disgusting

I want to cuddle and head pat Ashley

Tuck her in? Yes.

You hold the hand in one and the book in another

???????

>Not having a book stand
>Not being able to hold the book and turn the pages with one hand

Step it UP

>Tucking her in
>Reading her a bedtime story

What the fuck are you guys smoking? She's obviously at least 10 years old.

I'd tell her that it's way past her bedtime and to go to sleep. Then I'd turn off the light and leave

Oh goddamnit kek

That's unnecessarilly uncomfortable, unless you have skeleton fingers.

Also reading from a book stand, assuming you're sitting on the side of a bed leaves you neck in a very weird position if you're supposedly reading to someone, since you have to look at them every now and then for emphasis.


You're really bad at this user :(

Pull up teh blanket so she doesn't get cold while sleeping?

You bet.

>sit on bed
>book in lap
>use free hand to turn pages

It's like you've never had kids or something.

You forget the part when you drop the book because you can't let go oh her hand.

or the part when you take 70% of the bed space because you just NEED TO HOLD HER HAND.

Stay away from the child, you're scaring her.

>70% of the bed space

Are you obese? Just curious, here

absolutely

congratulations retardes
your all on the JIDF islamic watchlist
enjoy your allahu akbar

You sick bastard.

>JIDF Islamic watchlist
>Jewish Islamic Defense Force Islamic watchlist

Tuck her in? Sure faggit.

you hear me

The solution is lying on the bed with her and putting one arm around her while she rests her head on the side of your chest as well as the pillow. You then have both hands free to hold the book and turn pages. The only tricky part is getting your arm out from under her without waking her up, but it's not too difficult if you're slow and gentle. Honestly, it's almost like you people don't actually have daughters you read to IRL.

Where is Ashley most ticklish?

The obvious answer

>obvious
I've known many people who weren't ticklish at all on their feet but were extremely ticklish on their belly or armpits.

The answer is yes, I would suck on her feet.