Watch out guys, there's a Witch ahead

Watch out guys, there's a Witch ahead.
Be very careful not to disturb her.

MORE LIKE A BITCH AHEAD

Ey bish, you wan sum fuk?

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all she really wanted was a boyfriend

>you will never tame the witch and have consensual sex wit her.

WAKE UP BITCH

YOU NOT THE BOSS OF ME!

>wipes out dick

>All that porn of her and zoey

>francis get away from her!!!

but shes SO COOOL

>Join game
>Hear the sound of a vote starting
>You have been kicked from the server

JUST

*rapidly flicks flashlight on and off and jumps up and down, just outside of the witch's aggro radius, in order to make you anxious* xD

>wipes out dick
I'm sorry for your loss.

That feel when u horny but u cant masturbate since ur hands are claws.

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Witch us cute!
CUTE!

PILLZ HERE

FRANCIS

you fucked up. hand in your shitpost card

I'll disturb her alright *unzips penis*

AAAAAAH IM COVERED IN BURNING GOO

Oh fugg

>teammates running past molotovs and first aid kits
>trying to draw their attention
>they just rush on ahead
>get votekicked for idling

>that bride witch in the passing
the game does little touches like these so well

ITT; Characters nobody likes.

>shopping

you don't need health if you're not injured. you're just slowing them down

l4d2 characters felt so boring. The original cast was the greatest

>Talking shit about Coach and Nick

Were you playing versus?

>play Rochelle
>constantly use laugh

This happened

>host game
>anyone can play friends, don't be shy
>hear the sound of a vote starting
>you have been kicked from the server

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

She fine af. After butting a bullet in her brain, I'd put a missle somewhere else, if you know what I mean.

Nope

You mean just Rochelle?

>used to go on a mass effect forum started after ME3 where everyone hated the ending
>good shit i guess, wrote some ME shitfic
>it turns out the head admin wrote some cringeworthy L4D fic where zoey adopts a witch

why

Why is she so cute, brehs?

>When I was forced to play Rochelle

More than one of them had already used their first aid and had no molotovs/pipes. Important to keep stocked up whenever possible.

Are you serious??? Coach > any LFD1 character

>Anybody better than Bill

I miss playing L4D with my friends. Especially when all the custom campaigns came out. Shit was golden

yo nick

>L4D
Louis
>L4D2
Coach/Nick

Follow these steps and u r doing it right

Shut the fuck up Bill was based

Should of killed Francis the dumb cunt

Got all the way to the top of no mercy Louis dies and Francis says I'll miss you...NOT. Even after they'd saved each others lives countless times fucking cunt

I kicked every fuckface that did this.
>Countless times
> No Mercy
M8

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>it should have been louis

Yeah francis is the biggest dickbag around which is saying much considering we have nick.

>none of your friends play L4D anymore.

>a white power biker mourning a pill popping negro desk jockey

Louis please.

>forced to play Rochelle
>spams her laugh all game

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>20 shells and two downed survivors later

>only friend who plays left 4 dead 2 hasnt been online in a month and probably killed himself

I actually laughed out loud.

Honestly, it's hard to say but they didn't all meet each other at the same time, there's two week between Louis noticing he's infected and them all being together for No Mercy. Louis might've met up with Francis and they both helped each other survive through this thing until they met Zoey and Bill.

>Left 4 Dead 1 is nearly eight years old

>that LoZ campaign with the shitty dragon
>12 year old me used to host sv_cheats servers, kill myself, then fly around spamming molotvs
>used to create props everywhere to block players from progressing
>discovered a way to play survival versus (which had it's own special hud / stats screen, oddly enough) through a bunch of console commands

good shit

>play Zoey
>bind the death scream sound to every key

>"I GOT THIS GUYS"

>":< 60% OF THE TIME IT WORKS EVERYTIME"

PILLS HERE!

>Get a Mt.Moon custom map
>Start with nothing but a pistol
>If you walk near trainers (strung up zombies) it would call a horde
>Items were scattered in the same places that they were in the game
>When you eventually got to the finale, you basically had no ammo, no health and were all on depleting health/bw
>Used to attempt that campaign constantly
>When I finally got good and got passed the second tank, nothing happened
>noclip through the door that was meant to open
>nothing happens
>Turned out that the campaign wasn't finished and you couldn't even complete it

At least City 17 was fun.

Hitler with Benny Hill theme is the best replacement for the witch

Nah. I think it's fair to say that the L4D2 cast just doesn't mesh that well together, overall. You don't really feel any closeness between them, which wasn't the case for the L4D1 cast, and it hampers all of them. I think individually, characters like Nick, Ellis, Coach and yes, even Rochelle could have worked. But overall the effect is lost.

They also suffer quite a bit from shoddier writing and their traits being exaggerated. Francis for example was tsundere, whereas Nick is just a douche who acts cold to the others for the course of 5 campaigns. Louis was an optimist, whereas Ellis is a childish autist.

>Louis was an optimist

I always got the feeling that Louis was a junkie strung out on opiates, like a Miles Davis type of character the way he would always get so excited over pill bottles.

francis was fucking awful, holy shit

Was Hard Rain amazing or terrible

I like the old concept characters better.

Wow these designs are fucking great

At least the ones we got were suitable for funny Gmod vids

>that guy who tries to solo the witch when we could easily go around her
>he goes down

Oh come on. Coachs' "hey i'm fat" dialogues are fun. Also, The tunnel of love!

Sweet Lincoln's Blarg!

Man the game changed so much, if I remember right early in development it was designed to be more of a survival game. You'd have a homebase (The example they used was a shack in the middle of a jungle) and you had to go and gather supplies until you were ready to head to the next destination and then fight your way there. Sounded dope as fuck.

>Crowning 20 witches in one campaign.
Its good if you are.

Haha epic valve humor m'brony!!

I still remember the fun and hopeful days when we were playing the first beta. Where has the time fucking gone.

Wandering witches was the dumbest inclusion to L4D2.

They don't get startled by proximity. The only way to do so is to bump into them or shoot them and even when you do that they stand still and act surprised for a moment before rushing you.