HOLY SHIT THQ IS BACK

HOLY SHIT THQ IS BACK
AND THEY HAVE 23 GAMES IN DEVELOPMENT RIGHT NOW

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What does THQ stands for anyways?

that hot qt

THIQ.

Because the only person missing is the player, I.

Tony Hates Queers.

self explanatory.

Yeah. Nobody actually cared about the name ''Nordic Games'' so it makes kinda sense for them to adapt a name that is more known.

They also bought a lot of Jowood IPs but going there is no option for sure.

>Darksiders 3 announced

Post webms of that hentai, OP you faggot.

The last episode just got released. We'll never know if Hannah got smarter over the summer.

Nah, they gotta re-release the first two games a dozen more times before they even think of Darksiders 3.

>AND THEY HAVE 23 GAMES IN DEVELOPMENT RIGHT NOW

It's either mobile shovelware, plain fucking lies or they just consider anything that is at least "I had this idea of a game while I was taking a dump" as sufficent for be considered in development. You can't manage 23 games at once.

>not NOISE making a new Custom Robo
who gives a shit?

I think it's Toronto headquarters

Fucking please.

Real answer: Toy Head-Quarters

It was a toy company before becoming vidya.

One of them is a new Destroy all Humans.

what the FUCK

my nigga

FUCK YES.

i know this hentai
it's about turbo retarded chick that thinks her brother dick produce milk

the milk makes her smart, remember?

>rebrand as THQ Nordic
>Remastered Darksiders II and now Darksiders for current gen

Darksiders III when?

Got a rare Harry here just for you my man

Here a (you) good sir.

I hope they make a BFBB sequel. THQ made most of the licensed games based off cartoons.

>Nordic

Literally the new JoWood, prepare for buggy messes all over.

was darksiders 2 that good? i got only to the second map, then my saves got removed, is it worth to play again?

Nordic Games are a shovelware developer. Why is this good news?

At least The Guild 3 might see the light of day now...

Give me the name, my man.

What are all the IP's they have? I hope spingebab is one of them. Maybe they can get Heavy Iron to make a battle for bikini bottom sequel.

baka imouto or something like that

>Never ever

Baka na Imouto o Rikou ni Suru no wa Ore no XX Dake na Ken ni Tsuite

Baka na imouto you begging faggot

>Eats his sister out
>Notices she's about to cum
>"You seem about to come"
>Sister responds with "Eh? Where are we going? Shopping?"
That scene killed my boner and my sides

It starts falling apart after the land of the dead dye to it being rushed to try and save THQ but there's still a couple neat spots

Darksiders 3 by the same devs please
DS2 was so fucking underappreciated.

phone nigger

balloonshop game when

I found it the second I ask. I expected just incest hentai. Instead I got a older brother abusing his downy baby sister.

so i played the best part of it, thats all i wanted to hear

>23 games
spreading a newly formed/reformed studio that thin will kill them on opening night

They don't actually have 23 games in production. 1 or 2 are actually being made the rest are just ideas on a whiteboard.

A shame that space marine 2 will never be a thing

>You will never get a proper sequel to destroy all humans

I'm glad there is someone else who shares the pain. Mercenaries never got the sequel it deserved.

Pandemic died too soon, RIP in peace little dev.

What are some good games that might come out of this?

>He added, “With this rebrand we are entering the next phase in our company’s evolution. As of now we have 23 game projects in development, 13 thereof have not yet been publicly announced, but are sure to be in the next months. Needless to say, the majority of these projects are based on former THQ owned IPs and franchises.”

>THQ Nordic brands include Darksiders, MX vs. ATV, Red Faction and Titan Quest.

Destroy all Humans. The only thing THQ had that was original and good.

>tfw the first game even came with an old ass b-movie on the disc

>Rushed
Wait what, I felt like it was needlessly padded to make it longer than it needed to be.

another hot wheels game hopefully

>Red Faction

pls

Well they have a team working on Titan Quest, of all things. Hopefully that means there's a Titan Quest 2 or maybe another expansion on the way.

>Red Faction

Either make RF:Guerilla 2 or go fucking bankrupt again.

>Red Faction
The game stopped being good after the first one.

FUCKING BATTLE FOR BIKINI BOTTOM 2. GET YOUR ASS ON IT THQ

Never forget what EA did

>shovelware company developing IPs from one of the three shovelware pillars of the industry
Pottery

Titanic Homoerotic Queefs

Fuck. I couldnt even stand watching this just because she so god dam retarded. My mistake was actually listening to the shit plot it has for once.

That CEO looks legit as fuck.

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Willing to be 15 of those are hd remasters

Why would it bother you because she's retarded?

I fucking hate THQ though. Year after year of shitty fucking wrestling games.

2K does those now and they're even worse than the THQYukes games.

But OP, THQ almost exclusively made low tier games. Especially during the 8bit and 16bit eras.

Are they gonna get back Saints Row? The rich man's GTA?

They did make some great licensed games in the early 2000's.

Can someone explain the premise of this series? Is it worth looking up?

The hate continues, I hate both.

saints row 2 was the best one though.

easily the best hentai of '16

>Mentally retarded little sister gets sexually abused by older bother

The sister is so stupid she can't even write her name. The brother fucks her stupid telling her she will get smart.

Oh look at that they acquired a bunch of dead brands nobody wants. All the good ones were actually acquired by bigger companies.

Oh well let's watch them rape what they got by releasing games that are nothing like the old ones.

Out of all the current big publishers, THQ was probably the best. They failed because they tried to follow shitty industry trends and jumped on the wii and modern military fps bandwagons by pumping millions into these things.

Hopefully they learn to avoid doing that again. no more clones or uninspired bandwagons please.

>They failed because they tried to follow shitty industry trends
Actually a big reason they failed is the uDraw fiasco/scam. It hit them HARD. It started a domino effect of trying to make "good" games fast in order to stay afloat.

what was uDraw? I never heard about that

great, another shit game

which was the wii bandwagon I was talking about. basically the gimmick peripheral thing.

>23 games
literally bad news. With such huge numbers being developed it will be a shovelware rain.

>red faction

qt but retarded

BRING BACK STALKER 2 PLEASE!

It actually sold super well on the Wii. Their mistake wasn't the gimmick, it was trying to over extend the market for it. Making the PS3 and 360 ports lost them tons of cash, I think they had over 1 million unsold units.
Basically uDraw was a drawing tablet/game for the Wii. It got them tons of cash. They thought The PS360 demographic would like the uDraw, made an HD version, and then it bombed. Hard. Supposedly some of the higher ups really pushed for it and a fuckton of units were left to rot on the shelves.

They don't own Stalker

BRING MONSTER HUNTER TO VITA

Sounds good. Maybe we'll see Space Marine 2.

Too bad Sega and other companies took their assets when they were under.

Space Marine IP isnt with nordic
Actually I dont think its with relic either

A shame.

Proper sequel to Red Faction 1 when?

>making games for a dead platform
What did he mean by this?

Gearbox i think.

Though GW might throw them a bone and let them make a new one.

You and me both, brother.

this. Guerrilla wasn't a proper RF game, RF2 was shit, RFA was mediocre. RF1 was a damn good game, only issue is that the destruction felt useless. They put all that time into designing and programming that for basically nothing.

I liked Darksiders 2 but that game is really fucking long for no good reason.

NEW DESTROY ALL HUMANS YES

CRYPTO LIVES ON

destruction was pretty fun in multiplayer
digging a tunnel with rockets from flag to flag, opening up secret areas


fuck the multi was fun in RF1

Thats nice and all but do we have a deal?

>no hmg rules on PC
fuck off already