Shantae is such a bad girl

Shantae is such a bad girl.

she just needs a kiss on the tummy

This girl needs to be taught a good lesson.

Why would you tell such lies? Shantae is a good girl.

Her belly button needs to be orally assaulted

Only bad girls know how to shake their hips that good.

i wanna make yogurt inside SHANTAE!

Shantae is a very sexy girl

But I prefer Risky

Me too.

DAMN

Mods for once do your fucking job before it turns into another porn thread.

i really hope there's an update today so that we can have a less shit Shantae thread for once

Yes, so sexy and so bad.

Has anyone ever made a mega milk edit for risky?

I agree.

Specifically the kind of lesson that involves several rough, horny shotas.

no but you can have this

Give me some attention too!

Not that I know of.

>tiny res
Risky demands more than that!

>mfw Risky with her hair down in Pirate's Curse

wud u risky't for that titty

Thanks user, i got a giggle out of that

She can stay bad, I just wish her games were good

...

>you will never be her first mate

post porn faggots.

SPRING BREAK

porn is bad for you

...

As far as modern 2d platformers goes, Shantae's games are among the better ones. Sure, there are better metroidvania games like Aquaria, Ori, Shadow Complex and Axiom Verge, but there are also much worse like Dust, Insanely Twisted Shadow Planet and Guacamelee.

Leoooon! Heelp!

>Guacamelee
>bad

shantae is my favorite platformer because it's fast paced unlike most others

>mememelee
>good

Soon my friend. Soon.

>Baha within single digit minutes of each other in tweetdeck

Is today Chicken day or some shit

Who will you play as first?

Rottytops

rotty is the superior choice

>memes in the background make the good game play non valid!
you are a faggot.

the whole marketing of the kickstarter was horrible, they could have easily reached 1M or more by not having it at the same time of BlunderN9 and releasing it after Pirate's curse

>game has memes in it
>must be shit

maybe you should try playing it?

>copies gameplay mechanics from other games
>copies memes from the internet
>not an ounce of originality in the entire game
>good

They already announced the kicksarter date well in advanced. Comcept I believe came out of nowhere with a kicksarter.

Which Shantae should I start with?

Grasping at straws now?

please tell me what other lucha "metrovania" games are there?

The one on r34. that is what she is good for. most people dont even care about her games.

Says you.

pirate's curse is the best one start there, then RR then the original on gameboy

yes yes mr waifuist. you love your waifu so much you buy all her products and never really finish them. just get them mess around til you get a chubby and then you beat off.

I 100% one of the versions.

Projecting much?

>combat heavily based on combos
muramasa
>two world switching
outland and a billion other indie platformers

>aesthetics make a game good

And it has the most unoriginal Mexican aesthetics to boot.

>we are making a mexican themed game, what should we base it on?
>oh, i know, how about luchadores, because mexico
>don't forget about the land of the dead, because day of the dead and mexico, amirite?
>/play mariachi music

post your stats

Is the the Blue Demon?

>playing games in anything other than the release order
baka desu senpai

guess what?
nothing is 100% original.

it is more original than most "metrovania" games.

the real question is what game did gacumelee outshine that makes you so bitter?

Good luck, not gonna happen.

I'm at the point where I don't even bother discussing Shantae with Sup Forums.

Her games are fucking incredible.

>nothing is 100% original.

Guacamelee isn't even 1% original. It's as generic as a metroidvania or indie platformer goes, which is exaperated by the unoriginal presentation. There are soo many actually good and original metroidvania games on the market.

this is pretty pathetic

I love this series. Shantypants is my favorite vidya character.

but you guys are dicksucking faggots, so i'm hiding the thread. peace

those are some fat nipples

ah i see.
you are just salty it is popular.

where do you think you are?

I want to impregnate Shantae and have our children grant me wishes

When has Senior Cardgage been a meme?

Can a 1/4 genie even grant wishes?

same

Memes aside

who actually wins

Bachelor Frog or Business Cat?

>guacamelee
>popular

pick one

ONE WAY TO FIND OUT

out of metrovania indie games?
it is very popular.

Guess I'll just have 4+ kids with her and see if it works.

i want to consume shantae's bodily fluids!

Are you a vampire?

>26 people playing it on steam
>popular

It was a flavor of the month game and quickly forgotten afterwards.

Ori is many things, but it's not a good Metroidvania. Shantae is better, even if it's not saying much.

Might as well post this if the thread only goes downhill from here.

Why would people play newer Metroidvanias more than once? Now playing data doesn't mean shit. There's 17 people playing Risky's Revenge at the moment.

So? Nobody mentioned that Risky's Revenge is popular.

Why isn't Ori a good metroidvania?

Neither, because Strong Bad burninates both of them.

>a popular game must be continually played by hundreds of people every day, years after its release
Don't be a retard.

Popular doesn't mean everyone is fucking playing it at the moment. The game sold well and people enjoyed it.

Well thanks user. I needed this again. Its too fucking good. I think the creator also did a Rouge titfuck as well.

On the account of her outlandish costume and bad temperament

I don't think that's how maths works...

>Why isn't Ori a good metroidvania?
Honestly, the exploration isn't that great, the path divergence isn't really worth talking about, and the access abilities you unlock are kind of lacklustre. And I hardly remember any proper secrets.
At least Pirate's Curse made you go back and check old areas with new abilities, I hardly remember doing anything like that in Ori.

And as pretty as the game looked, the environments were pretty bland, at the end of the day. I know that doesn't really matter much in terms of it being an Metroidvania, but still.

>popular means that hardly anybody is playing it or even talking about it anymore

hehe

Kyu does pretty good work

Wish he'd deliver more often

excellent point

I had not considered this outcome

It obviously is/wasn't Undertale levels of popular, but it faired better than most indie games.

Severed, on the other hand.

I'd have to disagree. I 100%ed Ori and had a blast going back and using new abilities to get to new powerups, and because the platforming controls were so tight, it was very enjoyable instead of tedious. I guess to each his own.

I have the pirate one on my 3DS.

Are these games good or something?

>hehe

Fuck off.

Lewd wise yes. gameplay wise, its mediocre.

And by that I mean its pretty damn boring how you only have one attack. which is just a directional hair attack in front of you.

The controls were okay, I guess, but Pirate's Curse alone was better for it, in my opinion.
Never mind getting within spitting distance of classic territory, or even the really good indie stuff like La-Mulana or AM2R.

They're enjoyable. SatPC is generally agreed to be the best in the series.

>assmad mememelee fan gets btfo