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كما تبين سكاي الحرام في عام 2013 في حفل توزيع جوائز لعبة فيديو لأول مرة ، وكانت مفاجأة ليس فقط في عالم اللعبة كبير ، وكان حتى ستيفن سبيلبرغ غريبة : بعد أن ترك فريق صغير من مرحبا ...
59/100 كافية

>test
Nu Man's Sky confirmed a beta test.

Also, does anyone else have "Just fuck my head up, doc" as a button on their keyboards? Seems this keyboard is missing that key.

Forgot pic.

Based pol

Thank you it's much better

My German is shit but I'll give it a go

When no man's sky was in 2013 shown in the video game awards for the first time, the surprise was not only in the game world large, even Steven Spielberg was curious: After all, lies the small team of Hello

And a "heil Merkel" to you too

after all, lies the small team of hello

shit, i dropped my >

They are just mad because America continues to explore space before them.

yeah I don't know what immerhin means

First guess was within

immerhin = At least

It's "at least". Trust me, I'm a certified German.

It's just the beginning of a long review. The text doesn't matter I just want to show the score which only matters.

It actually means 'always to'.

>be game journalist
>write 9 pages worth of text
>people skip to the score immediately and don't even bother reading anything
>score is more important than the text
>text justifies score
>score doesn't sum up text
>his face when

Hey I actually care. But only for games which actually have a potential. It was easy to tell that NMS has none.

just to give some context (as a german). the test was written by jörg luibl, the best (or rather: only good) games "journalist" in the entire country. his tests are usually excellent and almost always on point.

anything sub 76 is considered a failure in the videogame industry

anything below 80 is considered mediocre

anything below 90 is considered 'okay'

"good" games go between 90~99

100 means fully bribed / paid for reviews / shity indie game being "elevated" and not rated by default standards.

Germany's highest selling genre are farm/tractor/train simulators. I wouldn't take their opinion for this game.

Meddl Loide. Mangalord hier.

ikr
I'm so adverse to wanting to even give scores because they tell you so fucking little and I'd honestly give different recommendations/scores to different readers just based on a couple thinks they might like or mind/not mind. Text really is the only real way to do it. Especially when you have shit like "This is a remake, do I rate it as an independent title or do I rate it in how much it lives up to the predecessor?" You can't really handle it all with a single score.

When No Man's Sky was first shown during the Video Game Awards in 2013, the amazement wasn't only large in the game community, but even Steven Spielberg became curious:
At least let the small team of Hello...

this is a "space sim" kind of game

so germans actually competent in knowing if it's shit or not

woa
4theplayers

>I'll give it a go
that's an obvious google translation, you unbelievable cretin
you're probably a worse liar than murray

...

You are completely retarded and ignoring my point. This game is fucking boring. There is nothing to do/accomplish. A perfect fit for germans. No one else.

Shoutouts to X: Beyond the Frontier.

Alright. Explain pic related then.

>4players
Only their bad reviews are really honest.

But Germans are very efficient at accomplishing a lot in a very short time. They will be bored even sooner.

Ich schmeiß dir gleich die Brügel raus du Wiggskruebbel!

was macht reiner so die tage, die mods lassen einen kein spass mehr, man wird grad gesägt

For a second I thought that's Hanna in the cover.

That's not the point you were making.

The point you were making is that because Germrans enjoy those shitty games, we should disregard their opinions.

You literally told us to disregard them saying that the game is mediocre, you illiterate subhuman trash.

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Germans are only interested in playing games that's like a second job. Because we never stop.

Source: am German.

A score also suggests quantifiability and objectivity when there really is none.

I take my vidya news from Sup Forums these days. Apart from that, I read Eurogamer occasionally.

Holy fuck

Sup Forums is still a lot of effort to actually extract useful and especially reliable information from. I find watching (muted) gameplay footage from youtubers like shill18 or some twitchfags helps until you get the odd fact-posting user on Sup Forums to hook you up.

BTFO

If the Nazis had won we'd have had this game in the 70s

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The 4players reviewer Luibl is an overrated hack who is mostly accurate on anything BUT big AAA titles.

He has an exceptional boner for all Bethesda games.

>Fallout 3 and 4 are better than New Vegas

You're lying.
t. german neet

He also jumps at anything remotely artsy or cinematic.

What's the life of a German neet like anyway?

Except NMS apparently cause thats about the only things that game's got.

I'll give it a go.

ALLAHU AKBAR! SHUT IT DOWN THE GOYIM KNOW ALLAHU AKBAR FUCK MUHAMMAD WITH A CROSS USED TO NAIL JESUS G-D WILLS IT ALLHAUA AKBAR!

Not him but pretty comfy. The medical issues allowing me the lifestyle suck, and the complete lack of future prospects due to fucked up education & student debt waiting to be paid if I stop being NEET suck, but other than that it's fairly okay. Saving for new PC takes forever though and I had to abandon console/handheld entirely. Piracy pretty much a must.

from the pro and contra section of the review

+
big universe
procedural generation provides surprises and makes you curious
cool visual style
cool soundtrack
some cool moments in space
something concerning alien speech
small quests, puzzles and decisions
exploration, crafting, combat, trading
scanning lifeforms gives you gold
library with animated animals and plants
something about Atlas
good German localization
good save system except for 'warps'

-
too many crashes
too many pointless technologies
only few hard puzzles
too much of space combat
flying around is not particularly satisfying
no physics, no planetary gravitation
scanning of lifeforms gets old
random rewards aren't inspiring
something about role playing
the system of milestones isn't good
no building of space ships or bases
fps and graphix issues
only one difficulty mode, no hardcore mode

>+
>procedural generation provides surprises and makes you curious

Luibl is hit and miss, atleast he gave DA:I a 54

Yeah.. the procedural generation was actually utilized in the worst way possible for NMS.

By creating a single, fixed, shared world for every player. Instead, everyone could have had their own unique world with unique encounters.... but nope, gotta grab the shared one from the servers so you can not-meet people but chuckle at the twentieth planet named Harambe's balls. Also enjoy tons of completely randomly generated content of incredibly questionable quality.

Having actually played it, that's honestly too low, and his gripes seem to be mostly about how graphics look on consoles, which is a non-argument.

its not "too much space combat" its "far too easy space combat" and the "flight feeling" (??) is "way too simple"

Luibl is accurate on anything that isn't

-Made by Bethesda
-Artsy
-A movie

>gives the Risen games bad scores because they are outdated on the graphic and gameplay side
>his Bethesda reviews all say ''Yes the games are shit but i enjoy them a lot so here is the 90/100

The PC version has 59

Inquisition wasn't that bad.

Yeah, the game's not actually bad, and it's not corrupted by SJW shit through and through as Sup Forums might make you think.

There are like 3-4 dialogues/moments that are clearly SJW inspired and make absolutely no sense in the world theyre in or completely violate/ruin lore, but the overall game is still pretty good, if shit choices were made. It's honestly in the 75ish range.

>far too easy space combat
oh yeah, my mistake

>"flight feeling" (??) is "way too simple"
didn't read the review so I'm not sure what he means

>Dragon Age Inquisition is shit because it has shit graphics
>Dragon Origin wasn't pretty at launch as well but it got a 90/100 from him

But okay. I remember him shitting on Inquisition for being a single player MMO as well.

Germany are the masters of simulators so this score is solid.

my german isnt that good but i think he means that the flight mechanics are too simple

What's the score? 88?

>needing any review to know that the game is shit

>start on planet
>mine shit to upgrade your ship so you can move to the next planet
>move to the next planet
>mine again to upgrade your ship even more
>you can now visit 100.000 new planets all with similar aliens and ressources
>do that x10 times till you find something that isn't related to flying and drilling or an easter egg
>''Wow, this game blows my mind''

A solid 14 out of 88.

>flight mechanics are too simple
makes sense

I'm not sure you know what Germany is.

ok guys, i translated his conclusion for non-german anons. i tried to do it as close to the german original as possible which leads to (probably) some confusing translations but there is lots of interesting stuff in there (especially the crashes?). i have no idea about the game, so some game specific words might be off. all my comments about the translation are in brackets:


"After lots of systems, dozens planets and hundreds of scans, I stopped feeling like Captain Future in this adventure through No Man's Sky. Not like at the start. I rather feel like Haviland Tuf from the book "Tuf Voyaging" by George R.R. Martin. Haviland is not a fighter or conqueror but an explorer and eco-engineer who collected the genetic material from thousands of plants and animals on from lots of worlds. Why am I telling you this although you can neither influence the ecosystem nor the planetary politics in No Man's Sky but only scan and archive it? Because this game, despite its deficits, has the ability to give rise to the comparison.

There are clear roleplay situations in which you can (at least on text-adventure level) solve conflicts. The fact that you can even after dozens of hours let yourself drift [?] is due to the powerful futuristic aesthetics with its magical moments in a interstellar terra incognita. And everybody who reaches the Atlas Interface [?] gets to experience fresh impulses, both narratively and playfully [no idea how to translate that, he means gameplay].... CONT

i said almost always. not always.

XD

But the fascination ceases noticeably after that: the survival aspect is toothless, too many technologies are superfluous, the space fights [or air fights?] are child's play and both the puzzles and the tasks from the start repeat without getting more difficult. Furthermore, the procedural synthesis demonstrates in the few narrative situations what a miserable director it is: after 20 hours of troublesome work and search you finally get only a level 1 technology. Until that point No Man's Sky definitely had the potencial for a a satisfying [that means 60-74% in 4players language] valuation - I definitely enjoyed many situations. But, but: Even more fatal are the many crashes that break records on the PS4 - never has a game crashed that much for me and my colleagues. And that's despite the patch, no matter if online or offline. At some point I did not only lose the wish for dozens warps without save points: I did not even want to reach the center of the galaxy anymore. The miserable technology [of the game] ensures this disentchantment."

hope the translation is decent enough to get the gist of it.

i haven't followed no man's sky at all so i don't know if the (apparently very frequent) crashes are already known. thought it was interesting.

Criticizing it for instability really misses the point of how mediocre even a functioning version of that game is.

He seems to be falling for the artsy/cinematic shit way too hard like everyone claimed. And if he actually wanted to talk about the games technology he should focus on how wasted many of the things they included are.

The best you can do is play a game without knowing the scores online, always.

Jedi Power Battles was an amazing game on the ps1 and entertaining af, but it has like a 3 on every website you go.
The same goes for Hammerin' Hero on the PSP. Great 2.5D side-scroller that reminds me of the snes era... 1.5 on metacritic.

The more oblivious you are to a new game, the better. I didn't know jack shit about Danganronpa (other than it is a VN) and it was a rollercoaster of emotions and surprises from beginning to end.

I'm only interested in this game as a comfy space exploration game. The tedious survival and resource gathering really put me off.

Am I better off going for Elite:Dangerous? I heard you end up just hauling shit across long expanses most of the time...

reread it, he writes a large part of the technologies are useless and survival is a joke, quests repeat themself without even advancing in difficulty. Then he goes on writing how procedural sucks for game design. -If that isn't a gameplay smackdown i don't know what is.

His stance is basically, here are some issues that make it borderline, on top of that it's buggy as fuck so fuck all off it.

>Criticizing it for instability really misses the point of how mediocre even a functioning version of that game is.

i think it's a pretty valid point to bring up if never a game has crashed more on the ps4. also he says that even without the crashing it would have only reached a (probably) ~60 rating. that's pretty fucking mediocre to me.

>And if he actually wanted to talk about the games technology he should focus on how wasted many of the things they included are.

>"too many technologies are superfluous"

by the way, it's just the one-page conclusion of 10 pages long test, so it's just a short summary.

Save the money and don't get Elite:Dangerous.
It's just another grind, maybe a bit better than NMS, but that still doesn't mean it's anywhere near good. There is just too much wrong with it. You will regret your purchase.
Just pirate NMS and look for yourself.

Not talking about the ingame technologies that are part of gameplay, but the technologies used in the making of the game. The procedural generation was utilized in the worst way, so was the reliance on servers only so you can not-meet and have planets named penis. Stuff like that.

Your English is under all pig.

Damn, thanks user. I see where he's coming from but I have yet to lose the fire that keeps me playing. Discovering shit is fun, I enjoy exploring and you always have an objective that keeps you moving forward: mine+explore for money, get what you need to warp, warp, repeat. Basically sure I can see the whole oh you keep going to planets and finding the same thing, but I enjoy the discovery about this game one thing that keeps me interested. Id like to make it to the end just because, then after that we'll see how I feel and if NG+ is worth my time.

Again I enjoy the gameplay and discovery so it probably will keep me playing until something new comes out.

Isn't Dangerous at this point the shitty abandoned half-baked version that they replaced by starting on a new, slightly differently named one that you should buy at full price to still get the benefit of their work but also nothing worth playing has actually been added in ages or in general?

It wasn't though

What did you just say?? I think my pig whistles.

Sow. There's a word for female pigs, fampai.

Wouldn't you find this whole discovery stuff MORE interesting if there was a universe procedurally generated FOR YOU that is unique FOR YOU to explore and contains stuff that other peoples universe doesn't and has unique sites and weird things you might find on your individual journey? Would you rather have that, or player-named planets?

You're not fooling anyone.

The batch right up there says 4players isn't satisfied. The 'ausreichend' is a mark equals a D.

fucking kill yourself you overmemed redneck piece of shit

ah, i see what you mean now.

i actually haven't read the full test so i don't know if he talks about it in there but probably not i guess.

>Damn, thanks user

you're welcome, user.

Oh no it's my last chance to super-sellout-buy this game before I can just regular buy it!

Then again if I spent 5 seconds looking at reviews for the PS4 version or had half a brain to process everything that's been known and said about this game for the preceeding months, I probably shouldn't buy it at all!

Based Germany.

I translated immerhin and that was it

believe what you want

Do germans even have time to play vidya now that they have to serve their muzzie overlords?

Calm down Abdul. Go rape some more german white girls and chill.

My wife's boyfriend allows me to play a few hours every week.

t. wife's getting blacked by dindu while your child dies at yet another school shooting