What went wrong?

what went wrong?

Mostly listening to reviews 40 minutes after the download went up ;)

Sup Forums learned yet again just spamming tortanic 2.0 24/7 doesn't actually make it so?

>steam retards downvoting a game that won't run on their toasters again

That's really shocking

Total biscuit is streaming it, he has 2 1080s and other expensive components. He is barely getting 60FPS wiuth drops

It runs like shit atm, watching TB's stream keeps dropping below 20 fps.

Nothing really, its a pretty accurate simulator for visiting only rocky planets in the universe.

>giving a shit game the proper score it deserves

you tell me

YEah, in space with nothing on screen its only 70-80FPS, with his rig that's crazy

the port is garbage, and the game isnt very good to begin with

I know I only have a 770gtx but the game doesn't look good enough to make it run at 100% and only give me 50fps

how low can we go

>Sean strawmanning again
Wew

I wonder what lie will Sean make about the PC version's poor performance?

Sean pls go.

full speed

Are you retarded? How am I Sean for saying the game is horribly optimized? Elite dangerous runs and looks better than this shit

Cant wait for people to complain about the ratings not being accurate but that people are just down voting the game because they are pissed about it not running the way it should.

>b-b-but its a good gmae without the bugs
Well then why are there bugs

damn. very few games actually get that high on steam.

I'm downvoting the game so it goes on sale more quickly.

>36%
what will happen at 19? Overwhelmingly negative?

>Game is nothing but crashing. £39.99 for a game thats been in development since 2008, delayed multiple times and it still does not work, I want a refund

>Tedious game mechanics.

>Visuals are ok, but not impressive.

>Only made it 20 minutes before losing interest.

TORTANIC 2.0

This is mind boggling, how can it run so poorly? Surely it ought to be CPU-bound with procedural generation up the ass and xbox360-tier graphics.

Pirating it right now, anyone want to meet up on my home planet?

ON A 1080

I really love it when Sup Forums shits on new releases, even if its actually not as bad as they make it out to be. I just enjoy being part of something.

>35%
WAKE ME UP INSIDE

DOA

GG NO RE
SEAN IS A LEGEND

Guys just wait for the Day 1 patch :^)

I'm watching his stream as well, it's absurd how poorly this thing runs. And people bought the "PC is the lead platform" bullshit again. I really can't stand fanboys anymore.

Is that the FPS or the game's score on Steam?

it was called a game when it is more like a chore with no benefit and seems more unfinished than a alpha version..

>Sixty dollarydoos

i bet this game will be a never ending story. loooks like the entire engine is shit or something.

B-b-but reviews scores don't count a-am I right guys?

Someone please post the comic of sean murray.

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>hur dur ur hardware just isnt good enough xD
no, the engine is fucking garbage if the game requires this much power despite looking this poorly. Hence it deserves a negative review.

nu-male cucks in charge of development.

Pic related, how a real game developer looks like.

Bought and refunded the game just so I could leave a bad review

WEW

TWO POINT SIX GIGA BYTES

I don't really understand anything about this game. Why it was supposed to be a big deal. Why people were hyped about generic looking indie survival/exploration game #3425. Why Sup Forums thinks it's satisfying to sit around patting each other on the back for laughing at a failure like it's the Tortanic.

Everything eludes me.

MUH NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA
take this pic as thanks
would post pron but it's illegal on Sup Forums

>just got in from work
>been looking forward to getting this all day
>despite people talking shit about it I just wanted a nice comfy exploration game
>boot up steam
>go to store page
>negative reviews
>it's probably just people who expected a multiplayer action MMO, you know, stuff that was never actually promised
>see it's actually performance gripes
>see 1080's struggling with it
>have a 970

Well fuck.

>another overly-ambitiois sandbox game
>very little is shown and most of the info is just hype
>"Guys preorder this so awesome billion planets lots of shit!"
>Everyone preorders it
>First reviews start rolling out
>Everyone finds out theres nothing to do and the planets suck
>Everything is finite
>People are surprised to find out it's shit
>The Jews win again

It's like nobody learns.

Aren't you guys happy that you bought skyrim remastered instead of this? You guys did buy skyrim remastered right?

It runs poorly on ps4 as well

He's still not dead?

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>Wanting to play the same shallow RPG with the same god-awful combat and lame story

Fuck off Todd.

>no torrents out yet

hurry the fuck up

It doesn't have that ridiculous stuttering while you're simply walking around though. That's worse than low FPS.

>it's okay if game doesn't run properly

Did you play it?

atleast i got that for like 15 bucks and it has good porn mods.
thank you Todd

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Sony decided to market it excessively. There was even talk show appearances promoting the game. People fell for the artificial hype

B L U N D E R
O F
T H E
Y E A R

What are you talking about? There were torrents 10minutes after release.

on the day of release? yea they do

>10.8 million dollars


so this is literally what you have to do to get rich?

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AHAHAH

I respect John Carmack.

But he kinda looks like a cuck. Even though he isn't one.

>download game
>hitches CONSTANTLY on my 1080
>unistalled
Nah. Fuck this.

Ouch

This thread feeds me.

It is all so delicious.

Because they're actually emulating PS4 libraries. They didn't even bother to port it to PC.

Savage

seems to be some sort of bug though, people with lower hardware run it fine.

> He bought a game at launch

What were you expecting?

Shit im retarded apparently the apostrophe makes a big difference

I didn't buy jack shit, you idiot

People are really bent on giving this game negative reviews as fast as they can

Did you get a refund? Don't let these faggots get away with this.

was it made on unity? it has that look.

>make a game
>say it has multiplayer
>it doesnt really

devilish.

Who /celebrating/ here? Literally just opened a bottle of wine and turned up the music

FUCK YOU SHEAN MURRAY

Well when people with 1080s can't run it without constant freezing, hitching, and FPS Drops it's no wonder

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This game is totally fine

Why?

SMASH IT DOWN! DEATH TO NO MAN SKY'S DEVS! LONG LIVE NEPTUNIA!

Initially yes
I'm not sure that they ever dropped it after

>tfw you didn't buy into the hype

Can we hit 20s?

Am I the only one here who thinks the stuttering isn't a big issue and is willing to just play it or wait until it gets resolved?

We reached the 30 mark now

I can't even paly that shit. Stucks as hell, shit graphics. Dies when I minimize it.

GTX970m here

genuinely think this is a ploy to upset reddit as much as possible like suicide squad.

Probably.

because I'm rich now.

Can't say I'm celebrating but I'm pretty /comfy/. Feels good to watch it all burn down.

i want to see what it says at 19%

This is the ugliest looking game I've ever seen.

Assuming you're not Sean, no

NU-MALE'S CIRCUMCISION