But in this no mans sky,what can we do?

But in this no mans sky,what can we do?

HEY GREAT QUESTION
WELL ITS UP TO YOU
IN THIS SHITTY SCAM GAME
THERE'S LITERALLY NOTHING TO DO

Wow look Iron.

DIGITAL SHITPOSTING

WOW THIS IS FUN!

DIGITAL MINING

Digital singleplayer! Hey, this is fun!

DIGITAL FLYING?
HEY THIS IS FUN!

Wow look a plutonium!

DIGITAL MINING

DIGITAL PROCEDURALLY
GENERATED CONTENT!

DO A DIGITAL FLYING, HEY THIS IS FUN

Wow look, nothing!

DIGITAL LYING, HEY THIS IS FUN!

WOW LOOK NOTHING!

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Oh, I guess it's my turn to choose a card. Let's see...

What are some fun features in No Man's Sky?

What's that? Actual content?
Too much content will make your teeth go gray.

>I POSTED IT AGAIN REDDIT XD

I can't help but get the feeling that you guys don't actually like this game?

That's a tricky one

Wow look a shelter!

A mountains.
A sky.
A creature.

Shilling's not a creative feature.

NO!

No!

What's the biggest lie in the no man's sky?

I AM A GAME DEV
I AM A TRUSTWORTHY GUY

DON'T LET THEM TELL YOU THAT IT'S ALL HYPE AND LIES

I'D LIKE TO SHOW YOU
INSIDE MY DIGITAL RIDE
INSIDE MY RIDE THERE MIGHT BE PLAYERS TO FIND

Oh, maybe you can help us answer this question: Will you be able to encounter other players in No Man-

AWESOME!
I THINK YOU'RE AWESOME, YOU GUYS!
IT MIGHT TAKE-A FIFTY YEARS BEFORE YOU CAN FIND
ANOTHER PLAYER, BUT MEANWHILE YOU CAN JUST MINE

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Wow, look, a monster!
Digital skies!
Do digital takeoff, hey this is fun!

10/10 perfection right here

RUDE

good stuff

wtf I hate stalker now

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look out. there it is!

Indie games make your teeth go gray.

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11/10

Mine?!
THERE IS NO MULTIPLAYER - THAT WAS A LIE!
NOW IT'S EASY TO BE, A SNEAKY NU DEV LIKE ME, IF YOU CAN FUCK UP LAUNCH DIGITALLYYYYYYYY!

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EVERYONE HAS THEIR TEETH GO GRAY
JUST PLAY TRIPLE A AND IT WILL GO AWAY

Wow, I wish I could lie as well as you

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Oh boy, I can finally post my OC again!

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>0,02 units have been credited to your account

But we already have a fun exploration ga-

A DOOBA DOO BOP I TEACH HOW TO BUY THAT ABZUUUUUU

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that'll teach you to cross us again

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MINE! NAME! LET'S EXPLORE! SHODDY PORT! GAME CRASH!

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THAT'S NO MULTIPLAYER GAME
YOU SHOULDN'T BUY GAMES FROM A STRANGER'S PLATE

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This is the story of Sean, the least trustworthy game dev in town

He lied through his teeth and angered all neets so he lives in a hole underground

The fact they found each other so quick is amazing wow

Beautiful

ONLINE PLAY MAKES YOUR TEETH TURN GRAY

Bane, I'm a very big guy

for you

Crashing the plane so that no one survives

This has been the greatest NMS thread I've seen yet. Thanks everyone.

This thread needs a screencap

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when the meme is just spicy enough

NOW ZONE OUT TO THE LOADING SCREEN

SHUT UP

DONT TRUST MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DELETE THIS!!!!

No idea what the fuck this thread is but I'll add some classic claymation

Holy shit.

>INSIDE MY RIDE THERE MIGHT BE PLAYERS TO FIND

S-source?

What are these memes, I like them

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This fucking thread.

Quality shitposting

Nicely done

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

>not JUST TRUST MEEEEEEE

Blew it

a comprehensible lack of good features

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That sounds really boring

Godspeed user, godspeed

Hey, um... wouldn't it be fun if our galactic exploration game had multiplayer? You know...

I am a player, and there's a second player with me... A doo doo doo, two players...

no
that sounds really boring

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>it is now frowned upon to make OC
Sup Forums is dead

Fuck off faggot

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Hey, this is fun!

Hey, this is fun!

2=4>1>3>6>5

Hey, good question, well it's up to you! In the randomized world there's over three things to do,

Hey look a tiger-slug!
Randomized flying!
Do a randomized digging, hey this is fun!
Hey look a tiger-duck!
Randomized flying!
Do a randomized digging, hey this is fun!
Hey look a goblin thing!
Randomized flying!
Do a randomized digging, hey this is fun!
Hey look, a thing.
Randomized flying!
Do a randomized digging, hey this is fun!
A thing.
Randomized flying!
Do a randomized digging, hey this is fun!

meant to reply to

No I didn't, kill yourself

4>6>5>1>2>3

the only reason people don't like 3 is because it has the disgusting parts, which is what they should have