Todd, you claim to be the man of 1,000 lies, but I counted, and you know about 60, but I know 1,004...

Todd, you claim to be the man of 1,000 lies, but I counted, and you know about 60, but I know 1,004, and I wrote 'em all down. Here we go:

1) No Man's Sky has multiplayer

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2. ARMBAR

3. ARM DRAG

4. You can see other characters, and they can see you

5. Exploration won't be just recolours

6) you can grief other players.

6. Fully Animated Procedurally Generated Animal Sexual Penetration

>Mexican armbar

8. there's not an infinite amount of planets, it's a set number

7. "You can do anything"

11. >Similar to Dark Souls

7) ARM BAR

8. Game will be fun

9. Saskatchewan spinning nerve hold

FAHKIN' BULLSHET

12. IT JUST WORKS

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13. You can fuck the animals

13. Armbar

Since op can't bump his own threads here you go.

Don't waste your time

15. You didn't shoot Harambe

Actually in a interview he jokingly said it wouldn't be fun

Sup /woo/?

/asp/ fuckboi

16) Three Handle Moss Covered Family Gredenza

16: Skub is Great

17. It just works!

17. You'll enjoy it

19. QUIET

18. you can fly to any star you see in the sky

See your friends? You can play with them.

I'M FROM GUILDFORD YOU IDIOT

19. The prod is the best method for a nonlethal takedown

So how long till i can find my pal Brock Lesnar and we explore the universe together?

20. It will take very long time before 2 people ever get to same planet

20. Milhouse is not a meme

ENTIRE UNIVERSE

ARMBAR

>it's happened twice already

22 toxic planets with no resources.

gachimuchi

ガチムチ/がちむち. A Japanese term that literally means "muscular chubby," which refers to big, bulky body types that are very muscular, but also have a good amount of fat.

Jiraiya, Go Fujimoto, and Ebisubashi Seizoh are just a few of the many bara manga artists who specialize in gachimuchi characters.

Many offseason bodybuilders tend to have gachimuchi body types.

Billy Herrington is the west's prime example of a gay pornstar turned gachimuchi

...

This guy is really bad at PR isn't he?

ARMBARS EVERYWHERE

34. It will boot past the title screen.

sup /wooo/

TELL ME LIES

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A frankly insane amount of people have just tried to run No Man's Sky for the first time within 15 minutes of it releasing.