Better that Nu males sky

Who else uses in-store appliance displays to advertise their passion games?

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>that fatass reflection
Why does no one ever notice this shit before they post it online?

>Having your tongue out as you take a picture.
No user, there's no food in that fridge you can eat.

>that hungry look on his face

Genuinely terrifying. It's like he wants to fuck the game.

Why would you do this to yourself, user?

im so confused about what that thing is
why does a fridge have smartphone buttons

BRAVO SAMSUNG

I hope this is fake.

I'm holding down a job assholes, I didn't even notice the reflection when I took it. Who gives a fuck?

>being so fat you stick your tongue out at anything food related

My life might be worthless but at least I will never be unironically fat.

You're a fat fuck security guard? What are you going to stop, the sweets isle from being full?

Too many kids on Sup Forums today.

i hope thats not you

You're a big guy, OP

You're just mad you can't delete your thread.

3/10, you found the image somewhere but here I am replying.

have you ever been so fat you see your own reflection and you think of food?

HOLY SHIT

YOU'RE A MALL COP

>putting a phone os in your fridge

Why would anyone do this. Fridges last for years and years and this thing even has 10 years warranty. Would you want 10 year old phone technology in your fridge today? I think not.

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parl blarp marl blarp

HAHAHAHAHA

WOOP WOOP!

THAT'S THE SOUND OF THE POLICE IN MY FOOD.

Oh shit, paul blart is posting on Sup Forums

Being so poor that you don't have tablets on all your appliances must be terrible.

>post yfw op is literally paul blart

MOO- i mean HIROOOOOO

>image search reveals nothing
Holy shit did you really?

Is that a web browser on a refrigerator?
The future is amazing.

Wait a minute, is that a BestBuy?
Jeff, if that's you I fucking swear I'm going to have your head on a platter.

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>this is kind of faggot who spams "NU MALE NU MALE NU MALE everywhere
Holy shit, my sides.

>tfw i'm a security guard at a meat processing plant

please don't bully us for our jobs it's how we pay for you to be NEET.

>be home appliance store employee
>actually take the time to connect the fridge to the wifi

pic related, mfw the only people who hate the nu male meme are actual nu male

like why else would you seriously get upset over this meme?

Paul Blart thread?

Thank you for your service, user.

This thread got to be a setup.

>Star Citizen faggot think's he is less cucked than Nu-Males
>Literally cucked out of millions of dollars
>Turns out to be a fucking mall cop, the most cucked least authority cop even worse than a meter maid

At least Nu-Males Sky got released, your fat ass will see your dick before you'll see Star Citizen

Please show me the part of my post that implied I was upset, fatty.
Because I'm just laughing at you being a fat, buzzword spamming dweeb.

Why do they hire fat security personnel in America? Are they just for show?

Everyone in America is fat so what can you do?

>Blartposting is back
What a time to be alive.

Skip a few meals

Jokes on you I don't pay income tax

Security Guards are better than Mall Cops
also
>Meat Guard
Doing god's work

calm down nu male

golden thread

Calm down, fat boy.

You're doing a great job guarding that refigerator, mall cop
No one will steal any stored food while your patrolling the kitchen appliance department

AHAHAHAH

Fucking amerifats

Put me in the screencap

It's an aesthetic thing, I think

What kind of shit hole do you live in that actually requires a Paul Blart in a Best Buy?

I just set up a smart tv for my aunt. There was a message that covered the top that you couldnt remove unless you connected it to your phone and wifi.

Aha the fuck?

Someone screencap that shit, fucking kek.

Don't worry user. I have to guard a toilet paper plant. insert joke about a shitty job here.

Meant for
Also screen cap

Listen here shitstain, you wouldn't fucking say that shit to my face, fucking numale scum. I will fuck you up son.

calm down
here's the (you) you wanted so badly from me samefag nu male

Holy shit

>not rooting your fridge

include me in the /r/Sup Forums screencap or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

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Holy fuck OP you knew what would happen

Nice reflection, tubby. You were probably hoping there was food in that fridge.

This
Sasuga OP

>peep beep meme creep

Well hello tonnes of fun

>reverse search
>Source: reddit

This party's over :^)

reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/4xgn4b/this_needed_to_be_done_i_regret_nothing/

Probably "Loss Prevention" Not a Buckley joke, faggot
Basically, you have to pretend you don't see people stealing until the very last second and then stop them and ask them to open up their bags. If they don't comply you can't do shit so that's when you have to call in the real cops.

I took my nightly dose of prothipendyl and then this fucking thread shows up.

Fuck, I love you Sup Forums

Lame

>you will never be as pathetic as OP

feels good man

see. this is the worst effect of no mans sky. its opened a direct portal to reddit and i think itS
too late to close it. people are posting reddit pastas, links, pictures - and no one is batting an eye.

WHAT HAS BECOME OF THIS PLACE

hey it's happened a few times already

>people are posting reddit pastas, links, pictures

So, just like always?

Read and compare this thread and the reddit one

>star city zen fanbase

It's been happening since Gamergate brought in a bunch of Reddit Refugees. They should've just stayed on their shit site where they belong but no they come here and bring their garbage with them

>Australian
Every fucking time. It's always a god damn aussie.

MY FUCKING SIDES AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Rest in peace. Fuck the police.

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Where are the drawfags in a time like this?

>MALL COP

Is this an american thing? Are they just security dudes with fancy clothes?

And I don't think OP could catch any thieves with a fat ass like that.

I'm a security guard at a higher end college bar/ restaurant

These slow summers are cancer, five people walk in a night

the meat is all around us

tasty meat

they must know

they must EAT

>those darn grambo gombos!

Fuck off back to 2x4chan, faggot

Your newfag is showing.

>(you)
Deus Vult

>Are they just security dudes
They are security dudes, the uniforms just for visibility
I'm security and I get paid to shitpost on here 10 hours a day

Shitposters lurk reddit and crete thread for memes. EZ.

>Squadron 42

What ever happened to the Fall 2015 release?

I'll kill you where you stand, nigger

Summer's almost over, you should be getting ready for school

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