Were they trying to create the perfect woman? Because they succeeded. Prove me wrong

Were they trying to create the perfect woman? Because they succeeded. Prove me wrong.

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Her human form is literally retarded. She's my waifu

>prove me wrong
I don't understand, it's like asking me to prove that water is not wet

Water isn't wet. It simply makes everything it touches wet.

I want to like Noire more, but holy fuck is it ever hard with her around.
Iffy is best.

I agree, being around Noire makes it very hard to like Noire.

No that would be Uni.

I don't think her human form is retarded. She's lazy, obnoxious and hyper.... but she's also well aware of everything at all times.

I don't get it, what's the appeal of Nep?

her CPU form is pure sex

She's a cute retard with a big butt.

>I like sluts who want to literally fuck a shy as balls robot for pleasure

Her voice is pure sex

Uni is a good girl, you take that back!

Her sister is better, good taste regardless

Nepgear is better desu, yui horie is a goddess

Nepgear is shit

They had to turn her into a roboretard for her to have ANY appeal at all. AND then all she ever fucking does is work as a plot device to make things work or read the internet, because all she is is a fucking TECHNERD.

Nepgear is shit

Neptune is only pretending. All of the Planeptune goddesses like to play pretend, but their true personality is closer to their HDD form.

Uzume is really a sweet genki girl like Orange Heart, but becomes a serious gruff tomboy to save her dying world.

Puru is every bit as sadistic as Iris, she just hides it better with softness. If anything, you should be more scared of Puru, since Iris will just "punish" you sexually.

Neptune is actually a competent, intelligent leader, she just wants to be lazy and make friends when there's no serious threats. Look at HDN1/RB1, she was able to make peace with the other CPUs by being Nep, when PH could only fight.

you talking shit about my waifu?

I know the first two are established canon, but is the part about Nep? I've played all the games except the original HDN and U.

Puru normal form is just way too fucking sleepy, literally no energy to enact her real personality

Just conjecture. But look at all the evidence, especially with Uzume following the trend of personality shifts between human and HDD.

Well they introduced the just pretending thing in VII.

>Neptune is only pretending.

I don't think Neptune was even pretending. She doesn't act like a retard... that's Compa's job. Neptune is just... kinda hyper... obnoxious and lazy but not retarded.

Her personality may make you think she's retarded, but her actions show that she fully understands most of what she does. Like when she takes the sword in Nepgear's hands and plunges it into herself...

In what way? I don't remember them outright saying Nep could act like Purple Heart if she wanted to, or her breaking character.

>outright saying Nep could act like Purple Heart if she wanted to
What is the intro to R;B3?

I have a nep nep daki.
Cuddling with her rules.

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There's a bunch of little moments, like when she sends Nepgear to Vert, or any time she gets called out on being a bad actor for trying to keep people's spirits up, or her drema sequence, or the normal ending.

It's not very deep characterization especially when it's basically just introduced for VII, but they definitely make it a point to say she's only acting dumb.

Needs to be edited so Todd is shorter.

Pururut just wants to sleep

She's not Vert.

Like I said before, I don't believe she's acted dumb or retarded before. She acts obnoxious and hyper and people confuse that for retarded.

Neptune's always had a good head on her shoulders when the situation needs it even before V-II.

Vert is an ugly, old SLUT

Worst CPU

That ain't Plutia

>Nep is so self-aware she has to pretend to be retarded
>Nowaru is smugger than she lets on
>Blanc is holding back elderly rage
>Bert doesn't really put imoutos as her top priority
>Uni normally wears pads
>Nepgear has no personality

If Peashie calling Vert "Bert" wasn't the dankest thing you've ever seen then gtfo

I lack the sufficient hand-eye coordination to lasso Mr Todd and bring him down a tad

>Nowaru is smugger than she lets on
I don't thing she can be calles smug, more like socially inep with tsundere trails, although i have only played rebirth 1 and hyperdevotion

Black Heart is permanently smug and arrogant. Especially Ultra Dimension BH, she's smug and aggressive.

I don't know how to respond to seductive nep

All the hearts are arrogant, if you ask me, nowa is rather insecure, and thats what makes her cute

I thought we were trying to prove OP wrong user.

Just let it happen. Nep knows her way around eggplants.

That's not Black Heart

To be fair that's what most animals would want in bed.

Please tell me this is voiced

Yes in both languages

Japanese dub:
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Neptune doesn't really act retarded. She acts goofy and hilarious. Yeah, she says some out-there things sometimes, but she's just trying to be funny and have a good time.

>purple hair

Well they at least got my attention.

Absolutely.

Both English and Japanese VAs sounded like they had a fucking blast with it.

Just like Nep makes every lesbian she touches wet

God bless you based user

There wasn't enough blood for steamax brain and dick at the same time

Noire has no friends

You wanna try saying that again, user?

Worst girl. She's the most stilted caricature of a yandere.

So there are four goddesses but only three slots for party members in battle in ReBirth 1. What's the deal with that? Is it like that for all of the ReBirth games?

RB2 onwards have 4

Noire has NO friends

They get their shit together and add the fourth slot in RB2. Dunno why it was like that.

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>Best girl
>Best tsundere
>Best boss fight
Truly a miracle of the universe

it's still fucked though since blanc has 2 sisters and vert has none.

That's fine since Vert is the worst goddess anyway

anyone voiced by asami deserves no friends

I can't. She is literally the personification of what every person without an obscure specific fetish wants to fuck, including me.

overhyped game for no reason outside of the dumb niche fanservice, the fanbase for this is horridly obsessive

but it messes up your coupling. you can't have all 4 goddesses in front row and all 4 sisters in the back without doing something autism triggering like giving rom to vert.

Yes, thank you for repeating the punchline, Buckley.

Nep is great in both forms

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Uni is my UNIverse

No idea who this is but she isn't le ebin thick reddit meme so keep up the good work faggots.

Agreed

Normal Nep is 2cute5me

It's almost like there's more to the game than fanservice and you're just not seeing it because you haven't given it a fair shake.

The truth is that there's no reason why any fan of RPGs wouldn't like nep.

what is she doing?

Given the topic of the thread I will not psot cute and/or lewd PH

>there are people who unironically play these shitty meme games

>Normal Nep is 2cute5me
No such thing.

WHERE!?

It's not a shitty meme game. It's a great meme game!

no (You), get a better bait

PH stands for Perfect Heart.

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Average at best really...

I bet you love tons of games that I would consider mediocre at best. To me, nep is life, nep is love.

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>Degenerate weeb shit

yes they are mediocre, but you know what, I'm having fun, the games are fun, and that's all I need

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Would you get high with a nep?

Hell yes.

No.

Smoking and drugs are for chumps.

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Nep would be fucking hilarious to chill with and blaze.

There is literally nothing wrong with weed