Why aren't Pokemon and humans equal when many Pokemon have been shown to be self aware?

Why aren't Pokemon and humans equal when many Pokemon have been shown to be self aware?

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Really makes you go hmmmm...

Because that means they have to pay taxes.

It's better to be wild.

Because why get a job when you can just live under a trainer for free shit?

They used to be according to officisl lore, even married and shit

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>Equal
>implying Pokémon aren't far superior to humans in every regard

The very first Pokémon Mew could fly, transform and had every move in existence. What the fuck could the contemporary ape-men do that mew couldn't?

>What the fuck could the contemporary ape-men do that mew couldn't?
Form society

We can catch them

Some Pokémon kidnap humans too.

>Some Pokémon kidnap humans too.
Kinky

>he literally goes round posting this in furry threads to strengthen the lie he tells himself
You make all the other furries actually look less autistic, you are embarrassing

Far more humans could catch Pokemon than vice-versa, though.

Because the world wouldn't make any sense at all. Alakazam is supposed to have an IQ of 5000 along with his psychic powers, he's like a demigod or something. Imagine a world with a bunch of those just flying around doing as they please

Why are pokescientists wasting their time with Munna and filling their Dex when they could be using alakazams super IQ to advance society?

Because its a cartoon for kids

Like all geniuses Alakazam spends all day playing dorfs and shitposting

>Ridiculous IQ
>Still gets poketreats and belly rubs like a pet

Alakazam is above all that pokescience bullshit, he's got spoons to bend

Because Alakazam is a NEET

because pokemon is a toon made for children, just like the video games

Pokemon IQ

Average poekom IQ is 100 but a lot lower when changed to human IQ numbers

Pokemon IQ varies hugely

4000 pokemon IQ is like 150 human IQ

I'm sorry? I can't hear you over all this DEEPEST

>No industrial sectors.
>Entire society relies on killing pokemon in caves and taking their stuff.

I don't think so tim.

>Wanting the weak to survive, thrive and reproduce

You're what's wrong with society

Wild Alakazam's might not exist or could be very rare.

Honestly the whole Abra family is kind of weird now if that entry about a human turning into a Kadabra is true.

There may be scientists who do that and they're just never shown.

Really the only reason Shauntal was a thing was because of the Dreamworld function, if that didn't exist she probably wouldn't either or may have existed in a lesser capacity role.

This is part of it. Gamefreak could expand the lore if they wanted to, putting out information on various Pokemon in the a similar manner to the way scientists put out information on animals and such in our world. There likely just isn't a market for it and they can make more money in other ways.

These are actually better than the main series

You probably just pulled that out of your ass, but it makes enough sense so I'll go with it

Yeah, he was saying what if pokemon were hypothetically equal though? So they wouldn't necessarily obey their trainers. It works well enough logically as it is now though

Pokémon IQ is weird.

because pokedex entries are made by dumbass kids and alakazam isn't actually that smart he just bends fucking spoons with his mind

The only thing stopping Pokemon from being equal is arguably the Pokemon themselves.

It's more like Gamefreak doesn't care to make the Pokedex entries super serious and realistic. You have some that are nods to animal behavior, some that are supposed to be spooky, some that are based on folklore, and some that are just supposed to make the Pokemon sound awesome.

Can a human marry a Pokemon?

Boring. I would rather be a sex slave.

Yes.

Almost every damn thread someone posts the Sinnoh Folk Tales which specifically mentions it. No way you have not read it by now.

Those are folk tales that does not reflect modern society

modern society thinks that gays are okay by shoving it in your face in every media ever and that its okay to mutilate your privates and consider yourself the opposite sex.

pokemons would be apex of having a fuckfriend

But can I marry my Pokemon and will it be accepted legally and socially!?

You've been a homeless bum since you were 10 playing games with random strangers and NOW you care what society thinks?

I'm sure they will tell you that you're being a degenerate that should die in a prison while they kill off miltank for beef and leather

Ancient societies thought doing gay stuff to varying extents was okay too.

Our love is pure and true

By gay you mean diddle little boys exclusivley.

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Why is Typhlosion allowed to exist when its so cute it makes all the other Pokemon feel bad?

Best pokemon

I want to do lewd things to her paws!

I know what you want me to say and Im not saying it.

Because Typhlosion is fucking useless and no one cares about it outside of furfag shitters like yourself and nostalgia addled goobers with no taste.

there are also real animals that are self aware, but sentience and sapience are two different things

>Because Typhlosion is fucking useless

Hes not useless.
He makes my heart go dokidoki.
And thats more than I can say for you.

Did nobody play Black 2 and White 2 and listen to Colress?

Pokemon are fucking using us.

I'd rather make your heart stop.

You can't handle this fluffiness.

user, it's time for you to stop posting and go outside.

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I doubt you could do anything to make his heart stop before your own heart stopped, you fat weebvirgin

>go outside

Its 3AM.

Throw a ball at it and control it,