Let's do this anons

Let's do this anons

Well, crap, we going to live this or reroll?

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No

We will one day leave the loo and become the greatest poo that the world has ever seen.

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Still aging from 0 to 1. Seems momma kepy busy in other ways while unemployed

Advance a few years until we pick activities - unless anything important comes up.

HABIB IT!

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Sorry, paint of all things decided to flip out on me

Our dear mother can't stop riding that anorexic farmer cock. How will we determine our entire future via schooling Sup Forums?

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since no one's biting, we're fairly strong and also a grill so making ourselves pretty and self absorbed may be our ticket to escaping to the land of the free as a mail order bride or something

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Who's got a download for this game?

End his suffering

you knew this was coming, not a Real Life™ without a goiter

at least as a grill we're immune to the draft, right?

Dad became a pig and it allowed us to upgrade our mud hut, but this goiter is hurting our stats

Do we rob him of his wizardly power?

sorry forgot his stats

>dating at 13 years old

That's just a recipe for disaster, just wait untill we can marry a nice american lad and get out of poostain

we also contracted and then were cured of hookworm. I guess Dad is behind on his beating quota

take a drink from the Ganges, should clear that necklump right up

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Do we feel an overriding need to clean?

No, as a poo in loo you must avoid cleanliness at all costs.

we choose to wallow in our filth, but how will we ever rise out of the loo if we do nothing to change our barbarian ways?

and now this, all the cool kids are doing it

yes

become cancer

>expensive

have fun staying in the loo

Yes, be cool and rule the school

we're gonna die poor, filthy and alone, thanks user. I'm surprised father never beat or raped us

>infertility

our bloodline is dead, we're fucked

I guess it cant be helped

the cigs will make us popular and we'll succeed, trust me on this one

Should we complete the package and become a NEET and live out our remaining failure of an existence? We're never making it to America now

go for it man

maybe you'll find a nice job as a maid in another loo

We have to do something with our lives

beggar

How do we spend our time now?

reminder that we've been doing so far trying to keep a balance between our brain, our surprisingly stronk grill muscles and our good looks.

We remain a handholdless pure virgin, the toxic sludge of the gangees must be blessing our womb

politicial activism

complain about the lack of loos

Is it multiple choice?

If it is, Sports and Politics, if it isn't, just sports

>can't choose TV

lel

Religious activities
Crusade against toilet witches

Regain fertility pls

Reading, sports and fashion.

You decide to be more outspoken about the quality of life in your community while also putting your muscles (which are slowly failing *cough* *cough*) to good use on the sports field, and you have to look good for the magic soul stealing picture box you hear all the americans are mesmerized by

Move out. Living with your parents at that age is pathetic.

>activism
>india
>infertile

Well on the way to becoming the next stronk feminist womyn

turns out being outspoken was a bad idea

No, there might be toilets in jail.

>no

it was the best idea.

>There might be witches in jail

30SPOOKY

No, you're done either way so why drag others down the loo with you.

guess we don't live with them anymore, technically

should we become a prison bitch to cement our lesbian street cred?

>quick tit

ayy

You know it, gotta fight the porcelain patriarchy!

Yes.

Make a shiv-dildo and fuck the nearest fuccboi

I see nipple! MODS! MODS!
Good going dude

After serving your sentence you immedietly return to shouting to the streets, the hard life hasn't broken your political spirit and in fact may have only strengthened it. While you will never forget the nights with your cell mate Gita, you cannnot deny the affections of this new healthy hunk of a pajeet who greets you while you stand on your soapbox in the street. It may also help that you're wearing nothing but the tattered remains of your prison jumpsuit, stained with girlcum and holy gangee water

Start writing nationalistic literature and spread your message to the masses, fuck this government they can't keep you down.

Begin plotting government takeover.

ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH!!

We dont need no man

>conscience 35
>strength 89
>athletic 90
>intelligence 30

Seems like a nice guy, go for it.

>he held our hand

go for it, there's no escaping this loo

You decided it was time to move out, and then realized you were homeless and without a job. You manage to get your old administrative aid position back, with the same salary too and now are entirely occupied between writing your manifesto, bareback riding your pajeet and hoping your own father doesn't arrest you. You need to retain your strength for fighting off the police and anyone who would steal your soapbox. gee, these cigarettes are tasty

You tried and failed to enter into a colleg so you could learn to be a real political radical, but screw those guys you'll be the vaginal Lenin if India yet, but in the meantime you've discovered a way to pay the patriarchy back, do you take it?

The end justifies the means.

stealing thousands of tampons turned out to be a wise decision

Get da cash

*cough*

you're considering if Pajeet minds the smell, perhaps with your new influx of dosh you could upgrade your living quarters and screw him all day while dictating your manifesto to his muscular writing hand

>9 of India's population are unemployed
You'd think they would just kill those 9 people wouldn't you?

NO

YES

>Nine unemployed

I need a tiebreaker

do it

now you can live longer and possibly escape the loo with Pajeet

Smoking can wait, once you've taken over the country you can celebrate with a big ass Cuban cigar straight from the desk of Fidel Castro.

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Do it! Persevere!

sorry, I screwed up, but you failed in your effort to quit. You tried to confide in Pajeet and reveal your aspirations to become a power couple. When he breaks your heart you buy an entire carton of the blackest most tar infested cigarettes the gangees swimming club seller offers

It's over niggas. Wrap it up.

Shoulda rerolled.

>Public Sanitation
>No
POO. IN. THE. LOO

POO IN THE LOO

You wonder if your wisdom is wasted on your homeland, you have nothing left here for you. You know a girl who can get you onto a cargo ship if you go down on her

>only 46% and 54% of students graduated from secondary school
Oh god now I know why indians are so insufferable.

It's time to be oppressed somewhere else!

You've done worse in jail.
Go for it

>go down on her

hell yeah, let's do it

Get over there before the wall goes up

Does a higher conscience score mean you are less conscientious? What the hell?

number one job in India is making sure the designated shitting streets have a nice foundation of shit.

9 in a bilion and a half of india's population?
9 in a hundred?
9 in 10?
fuck this game

Fuck that, go to England instead.

It seems Trump's Wall is unassailable, or that lying bitch left you high and dry, all you did was try to inform her cervix about how oppressed it is by its class conformity. Maybe somewhere european will be more penetrable?

UK

Does anyone got a download for this? I really miss playing it.

New Zealand?

After discovering you were too poor to bust into the UK, you run down the list and eventually get your ass handed to you by an ISDF fucboi. Naturally he robs you of all the shekels you hadn't managed to hide inside your barren womb

Turn to a life of crime.

I second this become a plumber

D E S I G N A T E D

alright fuck this, time to find a rich sugar daddy to take us away from this living hell