Dojo! Ching chong saliva!

>Dojo! Ching chong saliva!

What did she mean by this?

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You know, I think Overwatch has shown me how blatantly racist Sup Forums is.
>character innocently speaks their mother tongue
>CHING CHONG DING DONG PING PONG XD
I just don't get you guys. What did those asian characters ever do to you?

To be honest, I'm chinese
The mandarin dialect is FUCKING AWFUL

But this is what people understand.
Just like
>I'm going for the donut steel

Sup Forums would make fun of good mandarin as well. Hell, they make fun of good English if a black guy is speaking it.

Catonese fag detected

It's just that Chinese isn't as a phonetically friendly language like Japanese is. It's also an ugly language, same as Vietnamese.

>I'M GOING FOR THE TORBJORN, STEVE

Ebonics is not "good English"

how new are you?

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>he hates tones

>The Chinese from Age of Empires 3

Didn't they use a Chinese VA for Mei? Or are you saying that Mandarin in general is awful?

>HEAD AND SHOULDERS
Huh?

Mandarin is generally awful, my good friend

I don't know where the fuck he's getting it from.

I'm Chinese and I think her Mandarin is pretty decent.

>t.subhuman hokkien fag
Chao ah gua

it's how Mercy keeps her hair nice

PROOF THAT CHINESE ARE SUBHUMAN ANIMALS

they hurt eddie's feelings for a mound of gravel

>everyone is cumming on me!
What?

Dong zhu, buxu zou!

I've seen black guys speak real English, like Idris Elba.

HEAD ESTABLISHED

Her VA's a Hong Konger, apparently.

Seriously Eddie was being pretty legit throughout the whole thing, say what you want about the other workers but Eddie was cool.

>Aaaaiihm weddy to staaart a brizzaard

Does Mei have downs?

>bonglish
>real english

>Bok choy sugoi

Eh? She likes Bok Choy?

>This world is worth fucking for!
Jeez, Blizz. I know you made her sexy on purpose but come on.

>Junkrat, YOU'RE JUST A NO GOOD BULLY

What did she mean by this?

"Everyone is cumming on me"

What did she mean by this?

Does she really say that?

no she says

Everyone is counting on me

fuck off dyami

I guess it's true what they say, you can teach a monkey to speak English, but you can't lead it to building its own stable civilization

Mei is not for sexsual, she is only for cuddling

Genji nerf when?

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>one of the good ones

Dude, this is tame as fuck to what blacks receive.

Simply putting a black person in a positive light is enough for a racial shitstorm on some boards.

If you're new to this place, it's honestly best you leave. It's not worth it, and the whole "You're here forever" isn't a joke.

>i got jew in my sights
76 nerfs reverted when

>"I'll feel sad in the morning"

What happened to Reinhardt Sup Forums. Is he really a sad man inside?

Why didn't they just make the character speak Cantonese? Americans wouldn't have known the difference anyway.

>fat asian bitch
>sexy
This is how I can tell you're a disgusting nu-male. Enjoy having your white genes cucked by disgusting ricer dna.

We invented it, yank. Keep in mind Australians speak it about the same as us and even they're better than you.

They're fixing Junkrat's trap to catch Genji if he dashes

That's going to trigger so many of them on day 1

>Attacking Mei walling in their own team at the start of the match

The whole joke on tumblr is that Sup Forums is racist, so I can't even say you're from there.

>USING THE KARATE

What did he mean by this? Is his sword named Karate?

>fat

Disgusting virgin NEET detected. If you haven't castrated yourself then please proceed to do so vermin.

She's Chinese
>implying that's not just as bad or even worse

Underrated post.

He's just tired of having to carry everyone all the time

>torbjorn
>not toblerone

Does anyone else hear a slight english accent when Genji speaks japanese?

You know half of Sup Forums brags about her being fat, right?

modern british isn't the same as it used to be retard. also ching chong XD is the worst and most overused fucking joke in history

That guy is trying to adapt his Japanese so white people can understand it. Also, he's speaking anime Japanese rather than real Japanese anyway.

Haha yeah I do desu. He doesn't sound legitimately Japanese but rather a person trying to do a Japanese accent on purpose.

>be Junkrat
>gubberment sells poor people land to robots
>freedom fighters make robot factory go nuclear, now your home is an irradiated lawless wasteland on top of being Australia
>survive off collecting scraps, make huge discovery
>everyone wants to kill you now, more than usual
>go on crime spree for money to pay for travel costs and the 400 lb pig themed bodyguard you hired
>some chink who looks like she never skipped a meal in her life calls you - a cripple missing two limbs - a big bully
>fall in love

Mei is built for passionate and tender lovemaking on a chilly Winter night!

And snuggling and smooching afterwards!

>now your home is an irradiated lawless wasteland on top of being Australia
So nothing changed

I'm from argentina Lucio seems fine to me

EUGENE OKAY OKAY!

>WAKA TIKI WO KURA KITKAT
Does Hanzo like KitKats or hate them?

>Mei calling anyone a bully
>Mei, a character designed to assassinate most characters on their own if she's near them for two seconds

OFFICIAL OVERWATCH PUSSY TIER LIST
S-Tier
>D.Va
Being young and Korean has its perks. D.Va is easily the tightest member of the Overwatch cast, and keeps her pubes trimmed to a sparse length (gaming all day, doesn't have time to shave). D.Va's pussy is small and eager, ready to be taught in the ways of pleasure.
Notable characteristics- Small labia, tight, trimmed pubes

A-Tier
>Mercy
Overwatch's one true MILF shines in the pussy department. She has had no children, and being the pure angel of the game she hasn't been penetrated often. Her little clit loves attention and she keeps a pristinely shaved/trimmed triangle of white-blonde pubes above her womanhood. Notable characteristics- Light pink coloration, pattern pubes, small clit.

>Mei
A chubby frame holds a warm, bountiful vagina. There is no better fuck on a winter's night, as Mei's pussy envelopes cock eagerly and pleasures it in a cradle of warm wetness. Due to her scientific labors, she rarely has time to shave her vagina resulting in abundant pubic hair. This arguably creates more warmth during those long nights, however. Mei's vagina has chubby lips and a distinct pink coloration. Notable characteristics- pubes, larger clit, warm and abundant wetness, cute puffy lips.

B-Tier
>Zarya
Zarya's womanhood is a force in the bedroom. Her muscular frame persists down to her vagina, which contracts tightly and heavenly during orgasm. Zarya's dominant passion for riding dick makes her vagina powerful. Though her clit was pierced at one point, it's unknown how often Zarya utilizes this. Notable qualities- strong contractions, medium sized pierced clitoris, dark coloration.

>Widowmaker
A pair of light blue lips squeeze her labia tightly. Widow's exotic French pussy is experienced and capable. Widowmaker's taste is akin to blueberries. She is very sensitive to oral stimulation, and prefers penetration only after long foreplay. Notable qualities- good taste, purple coloration, tight appearance.

Please don't be jealous if white guys plow asian women. It's a wonderful thing.

To be fair, Overwatch is blatantly stereotypical to a fault. It's immature as shit and turns most nation's representatives into stale American memes.

>Overwatch's one true MILF
That's Old Ana though

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It's clearly

DONG JEW OOHH CHEESE OM

>purple coloration

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>Overwatch's one true MILF
>she has had no children

>MILF
>No children

>t. BassmanCT69

She speaks with the mainland China accent which only reminds me of good digging China women who pee in the streets and get eaten up by escalators. Non-commie country Chinese here and this is the general consensus towards mainland chinese.

>RAAAAAAAANK COOOOOOOOORE
what did he mean by this? I thought his ultimate is Molten Core.

t. Chinese Taipeians

>boop-boop-boop-beeeeeeep boop beeeeeeep~

What did he mean by this?

Pasta or not, somebody actually wrote this...

>Was taught Mandarin, the worst Chinese
>Friend was taught British English and now has a suave British/Asian accent

>It's immature as shit and turns most nation's representatives into stale American memes.

>sym doesn't shit in the street
>torb isn't an effeminite homo
>dva and mei don't eat dog
>hanzo and genji don't have radiation powers
>Reindhart doesn't gas jews

>All the characters are American stereotypes

uh huh...

>Mei shitters still haven't been removed from the game
What the fuck blizzard?

Fucking shitters.

O_O

>O_O

nu-Sup Forums everyone

MILF >no children

Mei >chuby

Zarya >in posession of a vagina

Alright then, I'm officially done with Sup Forums now. It's been a good few years but I gotta go and stay go this time.

>nu-Sup Forums
neo-Sup Forums, everyone

>being Korean has its perks

>>nu-Sup Forums
>neo-Sup Forums, everyone
look at faggot-Sup Forums-kun

you guys realize they say the meaning when they use their ult on your team right?

>HAMMER DOWN

I don't get it

>phonetically friendly

you're gonna act like you knew what hurricane kick was in japanese the first time you heard it?

tatsumaki senpuu kyaku

A POOKEN POOKEN

user how would your parents react if they saw your posting this?

She meant your order for chicken balls, chips and curry sauce is ready