Calls game Valhalla

>Calls game Valhalla
>Game is not manly at all
>NOT MANLY AT ALL

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>Game is actually not a game

>game sells itself on giving drinks to waifus
>only 1 girl is actually not shit

I WANT TO MARRY STELLA CHAN!

>game has qt anime girls
>female protagonist
>no waifuing, what little there is is yuri filth
What a waste

Its not called Vallhalla, it's called VA-11 Hall-A :^)
also Dorothy is best girl

>he doesn't like yuri
I think the problem is with your own lack of taste, user

hey is this some kind of fan art or is there a part where stella chan gets actually drunk

I've got full endings and achievements but do not recall seeing this in game

jamie best husbando hes so calm and cool and i am not even gay

>made a game as weebshit as possible, completely with total weeb character designs
>japanese don't care about it what so ever, not even fanart because pants on head retarded meme writing

it's official but unused iirc

this game is for weebs, not real japs

>>no waifuing, what little there is is yuri filth
Nice. Maybe I should give this VN a go after all.

>short black office skirt with high thigh slit

Literally top tier fetish. My fucking dick.

>its not a game
>its not about cyber vikings
>its a shitty VN about degeneracy

>Game has memes
>Neo/v/ loves it

KIRA!

MIKI

Here's a real criticism. The game claims to go back to classical roots of PC adventure games, but it's not an adventure game and it decided to employ post-2000 anime artstyle as opposed to 8090 style. This publisher doesn't clearly know who it's target audience is, so it just kinda shoots in the vicinity of what it thinks will stick. It doesn't, because it pisses off every possible consumer. New gen weaboos don't like it because it's filthy 256 colors, old schoolers don't like it because of its inconsistent colors and character design, and VN guys hate it for its lack of depth and inside joke pandering. Then they go cry and blame on woe is indy dev bullshit. A month later, no patch has been out trying to fix any of this. At this point, I feel I can say that they deserved their failure.

>Then they go cry and blame on woe is indy dev bullshit.
Did they?

I thought the game was well received because of all of the meme garbage and weeaboo sprites? Or was that just a vocal minority?
Not trying to sound sarcastic, btw, I'm just going by what I've seen of people lapping this game up on sites like twitter

>Or was that just a vocal minority?
It was. Undertale is what you'd called a real well-received game.

I sincerely think this game is piece of shit but hey, Stella chan is cute as fuck. So I recommended this in Steam anyways.
Aren't weebs all like this?

Which is funny because that game is a PoS

If you are in the mood one night for a nice story with minimal gameplay and some nice music, poor yourself a glass of whisky and give it a go.

it's a meme word now but it is comfy.

>nice story
I doubt it

this game is full of lores and shits, yes, but plots and stories? meh...

>Le comfy meme

Personal red flag. I'm tired of you faggots abusing this word. It's usually code to describe fucking boring games.

>it pisses off every possible consumer
The Overhelmingly positive reviews on Steam say otherwise, both for new and recent.
>At this point, I feel I can say that they deserved their failure.
Eh, 25k+ sales on Steam alone seems pretty good for what it was.

It's not much of a VN, but it was charming all the same. It'd be nice if they put out a more complete version or a sequel at some point, but still.

Is Venezuela still on fire?

time.com/venezuela-brink/

Didn't realize how fucking short those two were

So what they say about the Glitch City in those threads were actually about Venezuela, huh?

>time.com/venezuela-brink/
What the fuck happened

>It was once the richest country in Latin America.

>guy who got them into this mess was massively popular
>guys who try to get them out are thrown down by the law
>government blames CIA for this

how delusional can a country be?

What do you do in this game?

Game is also boring as fuck.

>everyone but like 2 toons are fucking faggots

Maybe ive got shit taste but id give it a 7-8/10 for a vn.
Music was very well done imo and i liked how you could pick the songs to match whatever mode you wanted.

Graphics were ok. I liked them alright but they arent stellar and i can understand why someone wouldnt like them.
Story and characters were hit and miss. Ive only got 2 of the 6? Endings but it kept me entertsined and i surprisingly remebered a lot about them.
Gameplay was easily the weakest link. Mixing drinks was totally stress free and impossible to make wrong but there were times i got bored of making the same thing 5 times in a row. It added to the atmosphere and was nice for relaxing a bit but that was the only real gameplay element. 2.5/5 it did its job ok but didnt really add much imo, i know different drinks can give you different convos but it couldve as easilly been done with a click to serve menu instead of a mixing minigame.

Give it a shot of you like the premise, dont expect anything groundbreaking though. Stay away if tou dislike vn.

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>Comfy
No is not, is stressing to see how fucking inhuman all the characters are and the bad writing only makes the game worse.
The game while indeed short, cannot be cleared in 1 night because of how boring it is and finally
>Le pour yourself a drink ;)
You are clearly an idiot.

>toons
No, user. You are the faggot.

And those 2 are the exception.

>Maybe ive got shit taste but id give it a 7-8/10 for a vn
Stopped reading there.

Is there any games with such level of comfiness?
Really loved playing through this

>toons

It's the country with most proven oil reserves

Shame it's full of subhumans

>"Give me something really gross!"
>Give her a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat
>Not gross enough for her

>le baseball man

HA HA, I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE! THIS GAME APPEALS TO HARDCORE NERDS LIKE ME!

I saw some japanese articles about it back when it was about to come out

Japan probably doesn't give a fuck because the japanese localization hasn't come out yet though it is confirmed to be in the works.

Welcome to socialist shitholes, where people love free everything from a government that bleeds the country, and once they took everything and run the nation to the ground some fuck has to come around trying to fix all the shit. The people hate the period when shit has to be fixed so they will vote again for a government that gives them all the free shit once election comes around, after the previous guy managed to keep the ship from sinking.
This is the never ending cycle these retards go through.

I helped to shill it in 2chan. They didn't gave a shit and likely won't give a shit after the patch either because for 1000 yen they can get MUCH better games on DL site or hell, get a proper Otomege for 2000.

Thats ok. I suck at reviews anyway, just trying to get not as shitty.

The music bumped it up a few and im a huge sucker for anything cyberpunk related.

Correct me if I'm wrong and ignorant but even as they were getting all those oil bucks wasn't the country still a shithole and below local powers like Brazil?

Yeah well, Next time don't start your review with your score.
The music is indeed nice and I'd be lying if I said I didn't fall in love with the aesthetics and setting but it was a shitty boring VN with no personality nonetheless.

Yup

CIA dindu nuthing! They be gud boys!

>But my Le Meme is fine!
You like dank maymays but hate anyone who likes them too?

>meet the Kaneda looking biker for the first time.
>expect his personality to be close to what it was in the movie
>He's a total sweetheart
I was pleasantly surprised. Does anything change of you give him the manly drinks instead of the girly drinks he tries to ask for?

He's gay.

How'd you come to that conclusion?

Il keep that in mind, thanks. I figured id throw it out at the top since most people just skip to the end anyways.

Im not too well versed in vns, maybe if i had a few more under my belt id dislike it. Music was way better than most people would expect.

it feels like they missed adding an important customer in

Cobra Commander?

Try some classics and entry level stuff
Some of the shortest I know are Saya no Uta, Wanko to kurasou and Yume Miru Kusuri.
Then one of the classic entry level shit is g-Senjou no Maou
Finally some of the most popular that also have gameplay are Kamidori Alchemy Meister and Sengoku no Rance.

Try giving those a go and then laugh at how fucking inferior Valhalla is in comparison.

How can you not with that blazing showing of assburgers?

*tips*

no, Brouzouf Bill

>So what they say about the Glitch City in those threads were actually about Venezuela, huh?
Life is suffering, as they say.

That's what they get for playing fucking Ranked in league.

>boo hoo Vanazuela is bad

Just leave you fucknut. Speaking from similar experience, their borders are poorly guarded and you can make an easy escape if you do it right (and even easier if you give some lovely Cartel or such some money).

Embrace the memes and you'll be a happier, more fulfilled person.

t. Confucius

It wasn't really hidden

Communism has never been tried.

>Speaking from similar experience, their borders are poorly guarded and you can make an easy escape if you do it right (and even easier if you give some lovely Cartel or such some money
Syria pls go, I'm surprised you even get internet at one of those refugee centres.

Wait, the devs were crying about the reception? Got a link?

>Ever thinking a "game" about yuri shit would be good.
It's you're own fault OP especially since you fell for it despite how hard it was shilled here

Wouldn't he have the money at this point to be able to take a flight out of that shit hole? I thought VA-11 Hall-A sold relatively well. Perhaps he has family that's tying him down. I wouldn't want to leave anyone in that kind of hole.

>Syria

I'm Soviet Union. My parents hauled ass out of there when I was a wee lad. A few Rubles over to a soldier or two who were in a similarly bad situation resulted in them "accidentally" letting a few people out.

It's okay as VNs go, but it's extremely basic. You could try some stuff by Key, TM, Nitro+ or 07th Expansion for fairly easily digestible stuff.

Having said that, the general standard for VN narrative isn't exactly stellar, so don't go in expecting to be blown away. I'd say Romeo Tanaka is probably the only VN author who isn't overwhelmingly overrated, at least on Sup Forums, so take everything you hear with a pinch of salt.

I'd post the VN rec image from /jp/, but I don't have it on this PC. It's probably floating around somewhere if you look for it.
Try this too, if you want to look for something specific:

vndb.org

Undertale as 0 memes
>Meme game

Waifu Bartender is full of Memes
> Good game
Explain yourself Sup Forums

youtube.com/watch?v=ftzY3ziA0HE

>Waifu
There you go.
You answered your own question.

Undertale has better waifus though

>VA-11 Hall-A
>Not VA-1 Hall-A

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They tried already, user. Government decided they wanted to nationalise game development as well, apparently, and refused them visas.

Well, shit, you actually were being serious. I can partially relate, though - one more generation back and it wasn't anywhere near the USSR, but Fascist Italy for my grandparents + dad
Presumably they didn't want to take the risk, considering they're just a couple of weebs. Maybe no money to bribe border guards? Plus, family and shit staying there.

Undertale is derided as a meme game because the game itself is memetic, not because it includes already-existing memes. Contrarianism also plays a large part.

I beg to differ

>Hugo always blamed the west
>Monopolizes everything
>Dies and suddenly all the money is gone
Communism. Not even once.

Nice game though. Waiting for whenever Vita version is done so I can help feed the devs.

Why doesn't he just move? Loser

>despite how hard it was shilled here
It's still being shilled in this very thread.
I find it funny how easy is to spot the shills though.

SHILL

Wait, Venzuela is a shithole? I thought libs said it was an example of communism done right

Money is not the problem with Venezuela you fucking uneducated manchild.

Lib here. Communism can't be done and neither can anarchism.

Shill has lost any meaning now these days. You can't even fucking like anything on Sup Forums now without people screaming shill.

I-it wasn't TRUE communism

>game is 33% pandering to weeaboos, 33% pandering to memers and 33% complaining about how much of a shithole venezuela is
>all the reviewers care about his how """""progressive""""" it is because it has lesbians

Actually, Venezuela is the example of a rich country that can be ravaged by communism.

>her tongue turns into a heart
fuck i never noticed