WoW: Legion - Lore

Why is Thrall suddenly a nu-orc?

He was always a nu-male. Faggot wanted 'peace' like a pussy. Garrosh was the Warchief we truly needed. Too bad the other subpar races just wanted to be cucked by the alliance forever.

>nu-meme

I wish Sup Forums would move on to the next buzzword already, this one is stale.

To make up for the fact that he's been literally Green Jesus since Cataclysm, and a pretty untouchable goody-two-shoes since before that.
Seeing him knocked on his ass in the Legion cinematic was damn satisfying.

He was raised by humans.
Had no chance.

Why do people hate nu and chuck so much?

Like, yeah, people say them a lot but who cares? It's just a fucking word.

It is just a fucking word, but we got to the point where there is always a thread practically centered on one of those words on Sup Forums.

The nu-threads peaked yesterday, maybe 10 at once for a while.
Its very annoying to see actual vidya threads die when these are created.

>nu-orcs want to be independent and free
>orcs want to suck demon cocks forever as slaves

wew lads

What's Sup Forums?

DO SOMETHING

Next addon is our time!

HOW DO YOU GO FROM THIS;

Forced memes are forced

to THIS?

Male pattern baldness

no you don't go hero to zero over a day.

You get to be prime bootlicker to your new Warqueen, whose val'kyr also salvaged your dumb ass because you couldn't last 15 minutes against some demons, what else do you want cuck'themar?

Cuck'themar wasn't even at the broken shore.

Metzen self-insert

Well they're not REAL words, with a proper meaning, they are memes. What they mean is based on jpegs and wikis.

Oh yeah, I guess I confused him with the literally who Blood Elf who gets picked up by the Val'kyr when the retreat is sounded.

In that case, what an OMEGA cuck, being too chickenshit to show up to the fight even Mekkatorque got down and dirty for.

Do people hate the word nu? It's what you use when you want to make fun of something that's new. Just because the word has a negative meaning doesn't mean people don't like the word.

>try to think of a bad guy in Warcraft that isn't CORRUPTED
>try to think of any tension that isn't black and white, good vs evil
>can't think of any

Shit Warhammer ripoff became shit when they had to stand on their own feet and write something worthwhole.

Newfags use them readily

Before long, we'll be saying Nu/v/ instead of Neo-Sup Forums. Calling it now.

>try to think of any tension that isn't black and white, good vs evil

Morally-grey Forsaken keeping their home secure against autistic Lordaeron reclamationists who can't ever seem to let go?

Granted, in retail lore those sorts are basically limited to the Scarlet Crusade, but in any RP server you'll find at least two guilds' worth of 'muh lordron' shitheads

I like to think that Metzen self inserts as Thrall and Garrosh was supposed to be his school bully or something

It was done because of the whining about green jesus, now in legion he is instead completely useless and gets his ass kicked two times in the shaman artifact questline by literal whos

There is no nuance when it comes to blizzard

>muh lordron' shitheads

>Tfw i Rp'd as a proud member of NUB
>Fellow NUB's marched through the ruins recruiting and chanting our cause
>Mfw turbo autists think they can report you for 'IRL speak whilst IC'

>Morally-grey Forsaken

That all went out of the gate in wotlk and with sylvanas the lich queen.

hairline corruption

>wotlk
Did you even do the quest? Wrathgate was perpetuated by Burning Legion-affiliated rebels who even tried to assassinate Sylvanas.

>sylvanas the lich queen
Literally just spouting buzzwords, she didn't even end up obsessing over Frostmourne's shards like it was predicted.

He's our silent guardian, user.

Looks like fucking Drake.

...

What happened to MIA's two other blood elf buddies?

Deadmines nigga. An instance of people who got fucked over by the nobles after they rebuilt Stormwind for them.

I like his robot eye.

>get Warglaive on my first try as DH
That's so lucky it makes me suspicious

Last time I had luck like that, it was looting Rivendare's Deathcharger the same day they upped the drop rate

When did he get a monocle instead of a eyepatch? Can se semi-see now or something?

any recommendations what to main? how to mog?
i just dont know ;_;
it's fucking annoying my pc isnt good enough for newer games so i'm stuck with wow and i've lost the will to really invest myself anymore i hope with legion to get the fun back

currently its just a means to kill time till i go to bed and then work,play,sleep repeat

Fuck they changed the forums again

I've not been on the WoW site in years.

Anyone know what the 'blacked out' character portrait means? i assume i mean's no Paid Game-time

Bit fucking gay you have to have an active account just to post.

yeah you cant use the forums unless you have an active subscriptions.
It keeps the whiners out.

>made warchief at end of expansion
>do literally nothing the next expansion
>die

GG BLIZZARD

Why are these threads making me want to play WoW again?

Blood elves ruined the horde

Corrupted by Onyxia infiltrating the House of Nobles

You talking Invasion Chest?

Weapons are predetermined by class and then specialization

>tries to steal quel'dalar
>gets btfo
>mfw

He's the first to step into the new age of sick augs

You think you'll interact with that much people sharing memes and having a good time. You won't.

You misspelled Forsaken

>you literally pay 2 forum now
>literally worse than EA
Freedom of speech my ass. Blizzdrones will defend this.

I think he's talking about running black temple for Illidan's glaives

Are you fucking for real with this shit?

I wanna fuck Aggras smelly orc vagina

God this is so fucking retarded, especially coming from Queen Hypocrite herself

Unless he joins a Sup Forums guild ;^)

This is smart. Trusting fel fueled guys is a bad idea.

I know Sup Forums is retarded but this is something else.

She needs to fucking die already

Edwin Vancleef was corrupted? I know his daughter no doubt was being controlled by some dumb shit, I don't remember the storyline of DM 2.0

I could be them up, I'm a warlock.

Because its unfunny obnoxious bullshit that is hideously over used by idiots

almost as good as Tyrande/Malfurion saying "The Demon Hunters will make useful allies"

let's crack some tiki target skulls

So is trusting walking corpses that want to plague the world, and yet the leader of them is now warchief.

KEK XDDD

Mog everything to Nobleman's set until you can think of something creative

Edwin was the good guy in Vanilla, more or less.
A freedom fighter shut down by the autocratic regime.

Same here. Only the more I actually think about it, the less I'm inclined to play.
I won't find a good guild. Won't get a chance to raid. Most of the people in guild chat will be lifeless husks that only kiss ass whenever the guild leader or an officer gets on.
I'll probably get the game if my friends do, but it's gonna be the same thing. We'll play for a month or two, level up, get dungeon gear and then stop.

Tyrande knows their usefulness and I bet Malfurion regrets being a fuck to his brother.

>Made by Arthas
>Created the Forsaken, Scourge hipsters
>Seriously guys, I'm not like Arthas! I'm only gassing and making undead from the Alliance

>Made by Sargeras
>Created the Illidari, Legion Hipsters
>Seriously guys, I'm not like Sargeras or the Legion, I'm using the Fel Power to fight our enemies!

I don't think Edwin was corrupted. He was justifiably asshurt over Stormwind not pay him and his stoneworkers for the repairs to Stormwind after the war. The giant ship in Deadmines was for destroying Stormwind's port.

>>try to think of a bad guy in Warcraft that isn't CORRUPTED

Ok, let's take a look at the end raid bosses in WoW and see how many are corrupted vs how many aren't corrupted!

>Ragnaros
Not corrupted
>Nefarian
Not corrupted
>C'thun
Not corrupted
>Kel'thuzad
Debateable
>Prince Malchezar
Debateable (Demon)
>Gruul
Not corrupted
>Magtheridon
Debateable again (demon)
>Lady Vashj
Not corrupted
>Kael'thas
Not corrupted
>Archimonde
Arguably brainwashed but not corrupted
>Illidan
Not corrupted
>Kil'jaeden
Arguably brainwashed but not corrupted
>Malygos
Not corrupted
>Yogg-saron
Not corrupted
>Algalon
Not corrupted
>Anub'arak
Corrupted
>Arthas/Lich King
Corrupted but the book says he breaks free from it
>Cho'gall
Debateable
>Al'akir
Not corrupted
>Deathwing
Definitely corrupted

Don't know much about MoP, didn't play back then, but

>Garrosh
Debateable since he wasn't really corrupted but he used the heart of Y'shaarj to empower himself, he might have lost some sense there
>Mar'gok
Not corrupted
>Blackhand
Not corrupted

His goal was noble but he's pretty fucking evil for murdering innocents across multiple human zones.

Sunreaver was at Vol'jin's death scene.

>Made by Sargeras
But that's wrong.

>sylvanas is baaaaaaaad

How is using the valkyrie to make new forsaken bad? they cant procreate and forsaken are completely different mentally after they get ressed. the only people who think shes any bad are the retards

and shes not wrong about the demon hunters, demons have always been a bigger threat than the undead

Nefarian had the same corruption as his father.

>don't get paid
>start a riot and fuck off
Fine
>become a petty bandit raiding the countryside full of people who did you no wrong
>so you can rebuild a Horde ship and bomb the shit out of the capital, killing more people who did nothing to you
Not fine

Forced unfunny meme noone but Sup Forums thinks are funny, misuse of word, making up fucking words, complaing about other men to protect your own frail image of true masculinity ...

And then there's the fact that you spam it fucking everywhere, oh and let's not forget how it's spammed on Sup Forums all the time because you can't keep yourself to your own board.

>tfw Sylvannas should have stayed dead after her suicide

Why do people lose their shit over Garrosh's bomb but think it's okay when Sylvanas does it?

Yeah you're right, I fucked that one up

You're fucking dumb, you're like those fucking tumblrinas who go "But Niggers and Blacks are different! They're not the same!"

Of course they fucking are

Gotta break a few eggs to make a revolution, comrade.
Ain't no peaceful regime change.

Old gods are what cause corruption, so I don't think they would fall into not corrupted.

Al'akir defected to deathwing, so that's corruption in a sense.

kael'thas was diggin demon mojo by that point, so I think he was corrupted.

>ragnaros
>not corrupted

Stopped there

>and I bet Malfurion regrets being a fuck to his brother.
Will they finally hug it out?

Metzen was moved to the Overwatch team

Now the terrible fantasy writers are doing with him what terrible fantasy writers do with one-dimensional characters.

This is still a better thing than before.

And that's still sad.

But it's not.
Sarg was the one who blasted Illidan's eyes out

Undead don't need to reproduce. They're dead. That's just something they have to accept.

And no, they're not "different". The original batch of new Forsaken were given the choice to accept their new existence or go do their own thing. That stopped when Godfrey decided to use her head as target practice. Every Forsaken after that was mind controlled into being subservient so that sort of betrayal could never happen again.

Murdering people to turn into undead is pretty bad.

Illidan gained his demonic powers from the Skull of Gul'dan.

\it's not really freedom of speech if you are not using their product for their product's forum.
Curious, what were you going to cry about on the forums?

Metzen still has control over WoW bro. All the people he trained/taught shared his thinking process are still on the team. They think just like him

>Ragnaros
Technically Old Gods bitch.

>C'thun
Lolwut

>Lady Vashj
Naga curse is N'zoth corruption.

>Kael'thas
Got a fel crystal instead of chest.

Maybe not. They might go to family dinners but they won't talk to each other.

The Elemental Lords were always dicks, whether they were native to Azeroth or created by the Old Gods doesn't change the fact they've been assholes from the moment they existed