ITT: It's the year 2026

ITT: It's the year 2026

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No it's not it's 2016.

>Cortana was secretly a Geas of Mendicant Bias the whole time

What were 343i thinking?

Boy, Assassins Creed 10 sure does suck.

Did you guys hear about the new engine valve is making?
HL3 soon

haha, when do you think Half-Life 3 will come out? haha, right guys?

right?

You guys tried out the new mobile game?

Half-Life 4 confirmed x)

>Windows 14 is just as bad as Windows 10
What were they thinking?

Did you see the HL2 update? I'm absolutely convinced HL3's finally coming out.

Why are you guys still here? 1024 chan is way more active and their meta threads are better.

Sup Forums is so 2000 it hurts.

why am I still alive?
I planned on killing myself 10 years ago

Star citizen 1.0 just released. It sucks.

you HAVE pre-ordered the Fallout 5 HD++ Remastered Edition, haven't you user?

Boy I sure am glad that Hillary enforced that new law to prevent white males from making videogames, right guys?

god, i miss 2016 Sup Forums

>2026
But humanity will not exist at that year, user.

When's somebody gonna kill those goddamn Androids? I heard they slaughtered an entire city last week.

check out this future-6

that's what they were saying about 2001

>Pokemon gen 12
>gen 1 is still the best Pokemon generation by far

Getting kinda tired of this meme

I miss trump

How'd you escape the Purge, you shit-taste faggot?

How can this board still be up? i thought it was closed 4 years ago when the videogame industry died completely.

Persona 5 on Steam when ?

Dude, they're fucking prototypes. What the hell did you expect?

Okay I'm giving Team17 one more chance, they said it'll be pretty much like Armageddon

>Current year
>He still plays videogames

I hope the idea of AR games like Pokemon will be expanded.

I hope in 2026 I'll be a sweaty 31yo virgin, running around the nearby park and hunting for 12yo players with good loot. Then I want to ally myself with a couple of teenagers, explore the nearby dungeon (grocery store) and beat a boss there.

>He doesn't know about Deep Vidya
I bet you think anime died when Japan was destroyed too, you plebe.

Who /Cyborg/ Here?

*Pokemon GO

Let's hit those showers!

Gtfo augmented scum.
How did you get past the "not a robot" gate anyway ?

>Tfw i preordered no mans multiverse

fucking robots gfto

Irony

I remember when Sonic wasn't a dude bro game, and the fan base was full of autistic people. Now all I see are countless games trying to fit into the gotta go fast genre of games.

>burrito galaxy still isn't out
>homestuck game still isn't out
>the underside still isn't out and podunkian is ranting on twitter about being mindraped or whatever again
>memory of a broken dimension still not out
>toby fox still hasn't made good on the undertale kickstarter goals
At least my porn collection has hit 64GB.

Just got my hands on The Last of Us, sealed, mint, for $555,368 on iBay.

How gelatinous are you

>2016+10
>He is not augmented

>Meanwhile there are sports games like Fifa 2027

I wonder for how long they will keep doing it

>I'll still be alive in 2026.

I want to be a 31yo man exploring trenagers for the sake of "sick looks"

I'm finally old enough to post here!

Anyone else get nostalgia from Skyrim?

>xe doesnt have a stem cell proxy to get past captcha

Andromedafag here does anyone know how much credits does it cost to emigrate to milky way?

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No Man's Sky HD edition has just been announced! Who's ready for those 1080p?!

>there will never ever be a market crash like the one on 2017

Having the entire game take place in the 2010s seemed pretty silly. Portraying ISIS as the good guys was a pretty ballsy move, though.

Don't forget to take your medicine.

I'm still sick of smug anime girl posters. You would think that anime would be gone and Japan would be underwater, but no. Japan just had to fly their country into orbit and become a space city. God damn Japs.

Dude, that's pretty tasteless. Have some respect for the dead.

>xe
Did you assume my gender ?
It's "Pher" you dumb robotigyenicophobe.
The gender police will knock you off.

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Man it sure was great when Almighty leader Hillary Banned white males from being the protagonist in games. I-Isn't it?

>still believing that Hodd Toward was an actual person
It was him all along.

>Tfw got arrested for not checking my privilege again

It's already on uPlay,who the fuck still uses steam?

>no Britanian sub with Jap audio
Do you seriously think that I would buy this crap ?

European holocaust survivor here AMA

how did you survive?

How great is Hallah ?

Did the rape you?

Didn't they say they would drop naming w/ numbers decades ago?After all,naming their 26th AC AC10 sounds dumb.

I can't believe white people are still legally allowed to play video games like its 2026 cmon

it was your fault y'know

Still waiting for that new metroid game

>still believing todd howard didnt lie about his own death to boost sales on the fallout 4: 6 feet under edition

It turned out i had 1% black blood so i was being oppressed and they left me go
Great as always praise be unto him
Multiple times

GUYS CHECK KOJIMBO'S TWITTER
CHAPTER 3 CONFIRMED
TOTALLY

Damn Nintendo is still making consoles. You would think the Nintendo Orbis would fail and make them go bankrupt, right? WRONG. Instead they still have money to make a new console! First Wii U, then Orbis, AND NOW PROJECT TURBO???

>Implying this isnt part of the ruse 4th dimensional hyperaccelerator

In the year 2525, if man is still alive

>playing anything without VR, while having constantly skype open and streaming yourself in extranet for bitcoins
Z O Z
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Guys i think white people are currently being treated unfairly they are almost extinct now
I think we should help them

>implying NMAfags could ever accomplish something as ambitious as the murder of another person

Damn, elder scrolls VIII: Oblivion 2 sucked. Wish they could go back to the good old days with Skyrim.

Hopefully final fantasy xv doesn't get delayed

My trans-android otherkin just cucked me again for a professional No Man's Sky speedrunner. I swear, those Olympic players get all the Womyn

RIP

Fuck off Randy

How come you don't use commas in your sentences?

The Last Guardian for WiiBoy NX3DS soon

This site went to shit when Hiro left.

Worlds last pure-blooded straight white male here, ask me anything

Go home CIS scum!

>hiro
Who?

>Hiro
Who?

I've just reported you to the gender police, cis scum.

Commas are abolished I'm 2026 you idiot you should know this unless you're one of them rebels.

p.s SSX best game.

At least it's not like Mario games today. Nintendo is keeping Miyamoto alive by getting rid of his skin, muscles and bones, but keeping his organs and brain going for thousands of years to pump out Mario games for eternity.

hi this is gaben we will open half life 3 beta tests next year looking forward to see yall crowbar maniacs in action

No man's sky patch will be released any day now!

Bloodborne on PC when?

>tfw 1990 was 36 years ago

Don't worry, we will surely win this time!