Gg ez

>gg ez

>gl;hf

>git gud

>Chill

>Losing

>Nice

>lose 4v5
>enemy team member says gg ez next victims
>he's on my team next game
>afk and watch him try to carry a 4v5.

>"Hey guys I really enjoyed that match, no time for a rematch though, maybe next time :) "

Git Gud Why Play

>rush b

>lol

>teammate says EZ after first round
>gets stomped the rest of the game

What a fool

>gg wp

>You have been killed by X
>X: how mad?

>HAHA REKT

>won
>gg wp
>honor everyone

>lost
>gg wp
>honor everyone

Is it really that hard?

>NOOB TEAM, GG

>bullies

I say this just for this reaction. Works LITERALLY every time

gg nice thread no re

>X: FUCKING NOOB TEAM, WHY AM I STUCK WITH RETARDS etc...
>X has lowest score at the end of the game

>gg no re

>enemy team has obnoxious anime fags spamming memes and generally thinking they are hot shit
>rek them
>they lose their shit
every fucking time without fail

wtf does that mean?

Ur mom's ez lol pwned.

>free hacks on freehacks.com
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> I´m the only one who writes gl hf in CS GO
> team flips their shit
why that?

>Team doing good
>X dies once
>X: GG MY TEAM SUX I'LL JUST AFK

Good luck, half fun

Haha owned :)

Well yeah, but it's hard to be good when your teammates won't cover you.

Get lewd, have fuck

>gg re

>FUCKING LUCKER

>gg would re

>Close match
>Lose
>"UR GOOD :)"

IS HE BEING SARCASTIC OR NOT

More often that not I find they just keep complaining instead of getting involved with the team, and end up playing worse as a result.

>someone says re?
>I want to say no but am too shy/nervous so say yes

>GAME DOESNT HAVE A REMATCH FUNCTION

>in a game with no RNG

>Team game
>Say easy
>Guy spergs out and ends with "1v1 me after match"

>lose a round
>team mate throws a shitfit
>blames everyone but himself
>second round starts poorly
>salty team mate rage quits
>Immediately begin to steamroll the enemy & win
>mfw it was actually the salty fuckers fault we lost the first round

>random crits are fair and balanced

>1v1 ME NOOB I'LL DESTROY YOU

>being a faggot who can't dodge a shining blue rocket

>sup bro
>mining lvl?

>FKIN NOOB UNINSTALL GAME

>WOAH LOOK AT THE SKILL
>Just a guy getting lucky random crits multiple times in a row
QO was still fun to watch.

>DROP ME AWP

>point down

>get stomped
>guy on the other team says gg

no it wasn't you fuck. either go full courtesy and say gg wp or shut the fuck up

>Carry your team with high K/D ratio on Dota 2 on Random draft.
>Still get chewed out by team.

Fuck that game. Even winning is painful.

That's the kind of guy I was making fun of aho

>Playing ranked in overwatch
>Don't feel like talking, but listen for call outs
>Winston on our team is nonstop shit talking our team
>He tells me to switch to a second healer
>Figure why not, go Zen and fuck shit up
>We still end up losing the point
>He's full on yelling at our team for not switching at this point "YEAH LET'S JUST KEEP PLAYING THE TEAM THAT CLEARLY DOESN'T WORK GUYS"
>All the while he's never once switched from winston
>We end up losing and he's yelling at the team even though no one has ever talked
>"You guys are fucking trash, YOU NEED TO SWITCH IF YOU'RE GETTING KILLED"
>Unmute my mic "I know bro, that fucking Winston was pure shit and never switched, we probably lost because of him"
>He loses his shit and talks about his medals before we disconnect

>tfw I buy Auto
>WOW WHY DIDN'T YOU BUY ME AN AK FAG

>fuck around on 2fort because im tired and just want to chill
>still kicking enemy teams ass because they are braindead
>they demand we let them win
>spend 5 minutes with a friend and win the game
>all the tears

So you were mocking a guy who was being sarcastic? How many levels of Irony are you on right now?

I say wp to my team, but only when it has played well.

I say gg to everyone, but only if it was a good game.

How is that difficult for people?

>You go first, I'll cover you

The people that write "random crits are fair and balanced" are usually salty as fuck that they got killed, there is no multiple layers of irony

>SONO CHI NO SADAME

>"Buy me a P90"

>you and other guy are together, separated from rest of team
>other guy goes forward, gets jumped by entire enemy team
>Spams pings and WOW WHY DIDN'T YOU HELP ME BACK THERE WE COULDA WON

> :^)
> lenny face
Enough with this shit.

>first day back to mmo after forever.
>Go pvp for some fun.
>2 guys hiding in a bush gank the shit out of me, and drop flags and stuff on my corpse. >LOLREKTM8.
I really fucking hate online games now. I love being competitive, but why show any sportsmanship when faggots like this exist.

>it's just a game

>I solo B
>Buys Negev

Lenny a shit but in most games you cant type this cancer so its okay. But dont mess with a le dorito, son. It's perfect
˙͜>˙

>ez operation

>brb smoke

>everyone in the game besides you starts spamming memes

>MY DAD IS SUCH A DICK
>An ally has left the game

>repeatingly spamming ez although no one reacts to it

way to make a fool of oneself

>Fast rush X
>No grenades at all

I actually ''brb need a fag'' a lot in MMOs.
Between farming bosses. Sue me, senpai.

>absolutely shit on someone
>they start spamming lenny faces
why is this not a bannable offense

lol get rekt nooblord

>gg
>it was actually a good game

>He has an open mic
>Can hear his dad mercilessly beating him
Has this ever happened?

I'll be your fag user-kun

Am I the only one who cannot help to see these kind of comments as le ironic maymay-meme? At this point I'm not even sure they were ever supposed to be real spergings.

I could understand needing to get afk for some fast-paced FPS, but why couldn't smoke while you play if it's some MMO?
It is on decent servers

what's wrong with this? are you global elite or something?

Not to me anyway.

>use low quality mic
>people refuse to listen to me because of this
>start a votekick for "micspamming" that fails

Mic spamming is playing music and shit, not a little bit of static, lmao.

>"afk 15 mins"
>second half of tense comp game

are you seriously going to smoke in your house? you're fucking disgusting.

A lot of people don't smoke inside and most of the time people on MMOs are fine with quick breaks so you don't really need to rush

>buy me deagle, it's all I need
>he rapes with it

I am being pussywhipped by my GF to go outside.

turn your fucking mic off no one wants to listen to your walmart mic.

>only competent player
>lose if you leave base undefended
>HELP TEAM

Just open the window faggot. I bet you also wash your hands before eating you pansy

her asking you not to get tar/2nd hand smoke all over everything is not pussywhipping. you're just an idiot for having to be told to go outside

>two people start ERPing in the middle of a raid

I am an idiot for even starting smoking at like fucking 12, user. You don't need to remind me.

whoops wrong reply.

...

Supreme, but kek it's funny when your teammates are all playing like ak-47 and shit, got enough money to drop literally everything. Still one dude asking for specific meme drops and plays random autism game

I'm not pretending, it's my house I can smoke where the fuck I want

>tfw I do better with meme drops than ak/m4
A-Auto shotty plz

>smileys in PVP games

What do you think?