No Man's Lie
I wasn't expecting to laugh so hard so early. Thanks, OP.
can you just fuck off already
I was a little put off by the 15+ minutes of video but this is solid gold.
Sup Forums already got btfo nigga, this shit wasn't a flop
>the game wasn't what he was promised
>he even pre-ordered
Aww :^)
Glitches are pretty much a game's feature.
It was a successful troll, so everyone is BTFO but Sean, nigga.
I love these kinds of videos? Anyone have any more of these?
Know what else wasn't a flop?
Elderscrolls, and Fable.
Doesn't mean the devs didn't lie about what it would actually have.
i dont have the game you fag
You nerds will forever be taken advantage of and cucked
Cause you're pathetic beta cucks, women and faggots rule over your hobby and tell you what you can and cannot play and make and what can be released in certain places
You prop up nobody losers on pedastals and shower them with money cause they're playing your favorite games
You get ripped off left right and center
And you keep enabling and asking for more
You are pathetic fucking retards. Stay forever mad, cause you'll forever be retarded
What's the story with Sean's accent? It's neither paddy or Aussie.
It's loser.
gypsy
Stop projecting polcuck :^)
Who's the GT Live guy? I like the cut of his jib.
Brandon Jones.
When GT disbanded, he gathered the crew and made Easy Allies. They're pretty cool.
Then why are you posting to say you don't care? Leave.
Don't group those hacks with Todd
This nigga totally btfos this retarded industry/audience a lot harder than Molyhack ever did.
Eh, the editing in this one is a bit disjointed.
Like, he clearly put more effort into it, but it feels like a bunch of clips that serve as one off jokes into one rather than having them arranged and edited properly into a narrative. The build up isn't as good.
>death to those who insult PS4 exclusives!
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Found the idiot who spend 60 bucks for a shit game :^]
k chad
>One journalist actually asks questions and gets yelled down and shrieked at about art
Jesus Christ that hurts to watch.
Imagine if Todd and Sean made a game together. Now that's would be something truly next gen.
Not arguments you pathetic aspies
Fallout 4>NMS
>Nu Male's Lie
I think he tried to cram in to much jokes and memes in.
The lying at hihg speed and three liars thing feels kinda out of place.
there have been many successful scams
>60 DOLLERRS!
No one was trying to argue, so.. yeah. An astute observation.
It would be filled with at least eighteen quintrillion little lies
Cause you cucks realize there would be no winning, since i'm right.
Now smarten up or be cucked for life
How the fuck is the Mass Effect guy missing from these images? He easily lied as much as Todd.
Barely anyone remembers his name though.
Okay.
Todd is a greater liar. He's our liar.
Sean looks like a faggot. He's a passing meme.
Todd is eternal.
im literally in tears
What accent does Sean lie in?
>I'm being an Internet Tough Guy on the internet, even though it it's clearly "THE CURRENT YEAR". I like to make bold assumptions about others while stroking my e-peen.
>Clearly none of the things I say are projections of my own insecurities; hence why I use insults in my "arguments" to bolster my status as an alpha male.
gr8 b8 m8, I'll r8 it 1-outta-8.
The Bermuda triangle of lies.
Anyone that gets hyped for procedurally generated content deserves to be conned out of their money.
Its the holy trinity. Molyneux is the father, Todd the spirit, and Sean (the newest) is the son.
Modern youtube pays per minute instead of per view, so modern entertainment videos will be bloated like this.
It's also why Let's Players make so much money off it, they just have to upload themselves playing for 30+ minutes and they make more money than some really well-done 3 minute long funny animation.
Does that include most Rogue-Likes/Lites?
You know I was pretty disappointed with the game but after watching some "clueless" people that weren't hyped at all reach the space station, notice how there is literally nothing there, how they all look the same, how the aliens don't even get out of the ship, how all aliens are exactly the same but with a different skin, after seeing people experience that and notice I found that I wasn't nearly as disappointed and mad as I should've been. It really is much worse than I thought, if I had to price it myself I would say $14 dollar maximum and only if it was early access and going to be continuely developed for years
Most roguelikes are free and/or have solid, addictive gameplay. NMS though?
So whats actually at the center of it?
Reminder that this patch will literally change the game like the day-one patch did.
Everyone but the Jew enablers are crucifing the son.
Will Sean be martyred?
>baseless insults
>returned with baseless insults
>"lol that's not an argument I win stay mad cucks"
I didn't give you permission to reply to me. Listen, it was entertaining, first. Hell, it was actually funny.
But now I'm getting the feeling that you actually think that you're on my level. From the day I was born, I was destined for success, you little shit. I was brought into this world by a software engineer and and a prominent actuary, both of Norwegian descent. From the moment that the fucking curtains were raised, I was set to dominate the STEM fields. And because I had guardians that actually cared about me, I flourished. Pretty soon, I was placed into a special school of correspondence, specifically I.M Gelfand's school for gifted children in New England. I not only reached my parents' expectations, but I passed them with flying colors. I had raw talent. I was fucking better. I was surrounded by 6th graders, many from Hong Kong, whom were smarter than half the posters in this fucking thread. And now, where am I?
In MIT, getting my double BS in Electrical Engineering and Physics, with a Stanford-Binet tested IQ of 147 at age 17.
Get this through your head: you are nothing. I am worth more than your entire goddamn family. I'm smarter than you, better looking than you, taller than you, wealthier than you, and more employable than you. While you type out another post to get cheap laughs, I'll be simultaneously working with the brightest minds in the world and fornicating with my beautiful girlfriend. It gets on my nerves when people pretend to be better than me.
Know your place, you fucking vermin. Never, ever reply to my posts, again.
that guy from Game Trailers
cuck
back to tumblr with that show
This.
Crowbat is notorious for shilling his videos on Sup Forums his comment had nothing to do with the game.
THIS IS WHY I STILL COME HERE! I love you cunts.
I chuckled at all the overshilled anything games flying by at the end
Yes. From now on the normies will have him as a new standard of how low some developers are. He will be used as an excuse for other developers to say, "Hey at least we didn't lie about multiplayer."
Literally just bought it, having a fucking blast. Did any of you buy it or is this regular Sup Forums sperging?
I'll go with the second, its been the case since 360 launch.
Stop shilling your fucking faggot video
So for the multiplayer aspect of this game, can you join a server with x amount of people, but the world is so big you wont find someone for a while
Or is it like dark souls where they are a ghost or some phantom
Or is there no multiplayer at all and hes lying
>everything just works!
>big blue error screen
Brilliant.
I don't watch it, but it's nice to trigger Sup Forumsfags with it.
My IQ is 157, I have a masters in theoretical physics and implied sciences, I also work at CERN. Get on my level you absolute under achiever.
"But it's procedural!!"
>the embodiment of what's wrong with the industry (stupid open worlds with no thought put into them)
>buying it
A-user?
The universe is so BIG! There are A LOT of players! IT'S HUGE!!!
I'm an astronaut from the future. And I approve
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I'm posting just to make you assmad by reducing the ratio.
Every time I'm hyped about a new game I'll pray to Sean Murray.
>EIGHTEEN QUINTILLION PLANETS
You kids are dumb. You got jipped because you're stupid, no-star shitters. If you had stars like me, you wouldn't have bought Nu-Male's Lie.
did he seriously legitimately honestly think he could just lie about the game not having multiplayer and get away with it forever?
just no one will notice and everything will be fine
is he beyond retarded?
its baffling
I hope some mad autist kills this faggot.
but he did get away with it.
Is this Crowb's magum opus? Just look at that editing
>that fucking guy at gt tearing them apart
my fucking sides
>Sonyggers are literally poorfag trailor trash living in favella-tier homes
who gives a shit? he already made insane profits with preorders and day 1 buys
plus, reddit will keep rabidly defending it as they do with all heavily marketed games, so people will keep buying
ITS FUCKING NOTHING
>Question: Do we ever get to see ourselves?
>Sean: No you don't see yourself, so the only way to know what you look like is to somebody else see you
>Question: Can you run into other people, other players in the game?
>Sean: YES, but the chances of that are incredibly rare
This really makes me think
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
This. Im so assblasted that this cuck is probably a millionare by now and everything he did was lie like hell about his shit game
Who gives a shit? His videos are both accurate and hilarious.
What was the end plan here? Doesn't this fucking dude realize he's the biggest assclown in the industry right now?
Is that at a gas station?
>is he beyond retarded?
He is probably rich by now. You are not.
He does not need to work a single day for the rest of his life. You can't afford that.
Small price to pay that everyone knows he is a lying bastard. He will worry some while snorting drugs from the butt crack of a $2000 whore.
A lot of videos are both accurate and hilarious that doesn't mean you should make a new thread for it. There's a million No Man's Sky thread already you can post it in.
There is no multiplayer. At all. You'll never see anyone else.
Your butt seems to be flustered but gor just $99.99 a month I can come to house and administer an injection that will relieve your anal devastion.
How can someone lie on stage in front of so many people confidently? That doesn't bother them or anything?
Nah, they worked 4 years on this game with barely any content, they're in debt for sure and really needed for this game to sell 3+ millions, hence the vague BS and lies.
you think your funny don't you boy?
i fucking kill lions and tigers
i am death incarnate
and i leave a wasteland wherever i go
you better pray i never find you
and do it soon , i might kill your god too
dont you dare try to correct me you stupid mortal
the god of war speaks through me
and he is sick of your shit
best back off before we decide to annihilate you
i have battled in the fires of hell
you seen conan the barbarian?
that was me
i shot kennedy motherfucker
and i will get you too
drive around buddy
see what happens
do you know how close to complete hell you are?
i will take you there
and bleed out you corpse
just for laughs too
cause i'm dark like that
motherfucker do not step to me
i killed death and made him rape his own mother at gunpoint then i took pictures and gave them to the police
she was convicted of necrophilia and executed
i took zeuses lightning bolt and through it in his bath tub while he was in there
he is one crispy mother fucker these days
you do not want to know what i will do to you
somone needs to get some body bags because when i'm done with you there's only gonna be pieces
i will throw down so hard your skull will be come your ass
then you will literally talk shit i will kick your face so hard
you think this is some kinda joke?
mutha fucka i am the baddest man on earth
You know where your father went?
i kicked it's motherfucking ass to the curb
you're about to go the same way
i'm done with these damn warnings
it's time to throw down you pussies
you hear that sound?
i just beat kicked the door out all the way from my computer and am about to hunt your asses
enjoy the time you have left
you will regret this day forever