Playing GTA

>playing GTA
>obey the traffic signals, stay in the correct lane and make sure not to hit anything

SOMEBODY SMOKE ME

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>play Grand Theft Auto
>don't steal any car

DAMAGED

is joker a literal joke or something
I haven't watched the movie

He is a bit like me, cool, smart and with a wicked sense of humor...

Then do your best joker voice

Because of all the Sup Forums memes/shitposts, you don't exactly now, what is true about him anymore.

"You Motherfuckers, you!

ign.com/articles/2016/08/16/joker-actor-jared-leto-reportedly-feels-he-was-tricked-into-suicide-squad

He got Fucking TRICKED! They made him promises and didn't live up to them! And now he is getting Fucking blamed for it's failure when he don't be even having anything mostly to do with the movie!

FUCK YOU Suicide squad producers and editors!"

Here it is
youtube.com/watch?v=sPpWzS3nCwM

>tell people to leave my swamp
>IT'S NOT ACTUALLY MY SWAMP

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

THE WORLD I GONNA ROCK ME

>playing csgo
>defuse the bomb as a terrorist
MOM'S GONNA BE PROUD

The whole movie was a joke.

Holy Fuck....I can't

>"thank you for buying the game"
>I pirated it

SOMEBODY STOP ME

THAT YOU HAD A GIRLFRIEND

>Hiring some faggot from a shitty band over one of the many out of work actors in Hollywood
How much longer until DC is sold to Disney?

>do all of this
>the game was never developed around this so npc traffic fucks up and runs into me or tries to push me out of the road when waiting for a traffic light to change etc

pretty good dude
here is mine youtube.com/watch?v=GsbIdSGwoEs

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>the one time a police car spawns without a wanted level
>comes speeding down the road, hitting you
>the two police officers get out and shotgun you to death

>Designing GTA multiplayer
>Blowing up another person's car is not tolerated
>While they can shoot you from an armored car

MOM'S GONNA FREAK

>whistle for taxi
>hurr yup yo

hope you enjoyed the ride

>buy game
>don't install it


SOMEONE STOP ME

>steam sales coming up
>add games on wishlist
>don't even like those games
>friends gift them to me

what is this thread

>Playing warcraft 3 campaign
>whosyourdaddy

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

shhhhAAAARks

>"You've been playing for a long time. Why not take a break?"
>Don't
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>People telling me not to open it
>open it anyway


HONKA HONKA

youtube.com/watch?v=gE8To7kvH8s

>"Want to skip the tutorial? Y/N"
>I already know the controls because I looked up a guide
>Say Yes and ace the tutorial with my knowledge

HONKA HONKA

MAD

>playing JRPG
>leave all my party members dead so I can keep all the xp for myself.
DAMAGED
A
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E
D

There are many musician/actors in the industry...

If you're an actor who can only act you're fairly useless.

>buy item from NPC merchant
>kill merchant and steal money back
>merchant was a questgiver
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA I DON'T EVEN CARE

>Leave a note next to a cliff
>"Try Jumping"

DAMAGED

>say yes to skip tutorial
>do the tutorial

MGF

Almost all musician/actors are fucking garbage at one or the other.

HE ACTUALLY DID IT

>act like a complete fucking retard off set because I'm a "method actor"
>be in the movie for all of 8 minutes

TAMPERED

>leave illusory wall note next to wall
>there's actually no illusory wall at all

>"no mimic ahead"
>it's a mimic

imagine a gta online style game but BATMAN
>create your own villain and join a team like joker team or two face team or the mob
>do crime and try to get cool cars and guns like gta
>players can make gadget stealth based heros
>stop villians/crime and unlock waynetech gadgets
>bad guys can buy hideouts and warehouses with defense systems
>good guys can create hideouts also with defense systems and traps
>layout just like gta online but set in gotham
>can have alternate between good guy and bad guy
character save files with seperate progress
I would play the fuck out of that shit

>Buy game as a gift
>Reclaim it myself

yeah man, I'd much rather see a GP than an oncologist if I had cancer

>These have over 100 votes
FUCK YOU

UP AGAINST THE WALL

>sniping tank fags from afar via "exploit"
>I paid millions for tank this isn't fair
>it gets patched

oh the tears that were had.

>still doesn't know how the system works

Any votes, positive or negative count towards the total vote. You need to use a spell to see if they're actually upboats or downboats.

NANI?!?!

if the message is red, the counter is for downvotes (it's a bad message). if it's blue, the counter is for upvotes (it's a good message)

Sounds fucking awful as heck dude. What you'll get from that is barely fallout 4 base building, basic crafting elements from any modern shit game, and a faction based gameplay where all you do is run around doing kill x quests in the blue area instead of your red area.

The implementation of your ideas is impossible for modern game studios amd if they tried, you would feel like its shit.

>play Grand THEFT Auto Online
>have to purchase cars
fucking jewstar

darksouls.wikidot.com/seek-guidance
>Allows you to see the positive and negative votes on a given message.

Haven't gotten around to playing DS3, decided to wait to see if they pull off another base game + DLC jewery, is that how they made it ?

...

>have an item that gives a permanent strength bonus
>use it on my healer
Because I'm all messed up, you know?

>do pvp in Dark Souls 3
>do this youtube.com/watch?v=UFk2rBomg9k

THROW AWAY THE KEY

Leto's only good role was getting fucked up in fight club

>"Here, this might be useful for the future"
>Never use the item
DON'T
STOP
ME
NOW

>TF2
>3 Snipers on your team
>Pick Sniper as a class

WANNA SEE THE WORLD BURN

>"If you're even in trouble, call me"
>get in trouble
>don't call

LOCK ME UP

>TF2
>pick pyro

His fucking face at the end

>skip tutorial
>come back and play the tutorial after completing the game

>play Dark Souls 1
>kill Oscar to get estus flasks quicker
DAMAGED

>play super Mario
>start 2 player mode
>finish the game with Luigi
>I was alone all along
GORDON'S GONNA FREAK

>play Undertale
>do a genocide run on my first playthrough
LIGHTS, CAMERA, INSANITY!

you are retarded dude.

I'm literally talking about using the engine for gta and just skin it with batman shit and add gadgets for the heros. Just like ROCKSTAR IS CURRENTLY DOING. Who said anything about making it like a shit bethesda developed game?

>go to Sup Forums
>don't shitpost
PUT ME IN A PADDED CELL

Someone should lock you up

>play pokemon
>name character Ash
>evolve pikachu
NO BRAKES. FUCKING NO BRAKES

>play Engineer
>Build exit at spawn
>Build entrance in the front-lines

I AM A DANGER TO MYSELF

>play Postal
>don't kill anyone
PUT ME IN A CAGE

like there's a difference?
s h i t
g a m e p l a y

>play GTA
>follow all traffic rules, stop at red lights, never kill anyone or rob stores
>never advance the story
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>absolutely steamroll the other team, constantly taunt them, and eventually just trap them in spawn until time runs out
>tell them gg at the end

>Press the hilarious sarcasm button in FALLOUT 4 every time

MY ISSUES MAKE YA BUST OUT YA TISSUES

Jared Leto is a good actor and has been in some good movies.
>Fight Club
>Requiem for a Dream
>Mr. Nobody

To name a few

This fight club meme has to end

>post in a shitposting thread
>don't post a shitpost

I'M NOT GONNA KILL YOU. I'M JUST GONNA HURT YOU, REALLY, REALLY BAD.

SOMEBODY LOCK THIS MAN UP

>grabs her from her chair
>and puts her in ANOTHER chair
A B S O L U T E M A D M A N

The movie is extremely overrated but it's still pretty good and the point of my post is that Leto was a good actor in it.

>Don't read the rules before posting

>join game server
>tells me to read the rules before playing
>don't read them

Suicide Squad, to me, was better than Civil War.
I fucking LOVE Civil War plot in the comics BUT the movie fucking blew ass.

Watching Suicide Squad, I would agree that the story was all over the place but seeing Joker, Harley, Deadshot, Killer Croc was pretty cool being forced to be good guys.

It reminded me a lot of the super hero movies growing up when we were younger The Enchantress and her brother were pretty gay as far as bad guys. I wish the movie focused more on Joker interfering with the Suicide Squad's goal and even getting into it with the group beside the chopper scene where he 'rescues' Harley. I was surprised to see Joker v Batman scenes. I want more of those too.

>playing MGSV
>kill Quiet

WHY SO SERIOUS Sup Forums?

>click I agree on terms and conditions
>didn't even read it
HAPPY HANUKAH

>teammate asks to switch
>I switch to Spy
THE WORLD WASN'T READY

The Suicide Squad comics from the 80s are really great.

If you'd have read them, you wouln'd like the move.

jared leto is a decent actor and has good screen presence
russel crow is a musician doesnt men he is a shit actor.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
DELET THIS

>Quicksave
>Kill guy in game
>Quickload
THERE'S NO TURNING BACK FOR ME

Are those lines people are saying in caps all lines from the Joker in that movie?

>Unskippable cutscene
>I open up the lid on the console and skip it anyway

I'M LOSING IT

>Ghosts tells me not to read its diary
>I read it anyway

HOW'S THAT FOR BEING A FUNCTIONAL MEMBER OF hey wtf I was just kidding man don't kill me

Just because some underaged fucks ruined everything with the "le first le rule of le fite klub" doesn't mean the movie is bad. It's an amazing movie with amazing actor and amazing acting.

Edward Norton is my waifu

>everyone I know spent his summer vacation to the sea or other resorts having sex and having fun with friends
>I spent all my vacation at home playing shitty video games and shitposting on various websites

DID I EVER TELL YOU THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY

>amazing