Jesus Christ Murrica what's wrong with you

Jesus Christ Murrica what's wrong with you

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dat chad voice in us commercials

One on the left is digital release cover and one on the right is physical cover.

I forgot this game existed. Why does the grunt on the cover look like pic related.

thq rip

Murica thread ? Murica thread.

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FLOWERS ARE GAY!
MONSTERS AND GUNS AND SHIT FUCK YEAH XD

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What kind of a game is this anyway?

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Holy mother of what

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I would say that we don't sexualize our children like Japan does but that would just be a lie.

What about cute spiders?

>Not knowing Ico

Underage pls

It's always the Germans.

Here's a lesser known one.

What's even the purpose of such changes? it's not like people will notice that the POV is slightly closer or something.

Also what's wrong with smiles?

if they went and localized it without the change people would have claimed it's pedoshit etc

>America version
>Everything is close to the shot
>Everything feels oppressive
>Enemies closing in on pit
>Pit is trying to take a careful shot on an enemy


>Japan's version
>Enemies are far away from pit
>Pit isn't as close to the shot
>Therefore there's more background in the shot
>sense of freedom
>Feels like pit is gracefully flying around while taking ocasional shots at the enemy, although he doesn't feel like he's in any danger

At lest Germany didn't turn everyone into a robot.

That's what girls wear in dancing competitions. It is very normal.

I'm 34. Could you answer the question?

puzzle adventure with light action

Thanks.

Why does the background look better in the jap version I get that Americans hate smiling characters, but why do they also hate better coloring?

>The dangers of meth.jpg

for some reason I read your reply as "pizza adventure with light action"

The best part about this is that you can tell that the American version was the original and the others are the edits. They fucking left the Garands on the European and German versions.

You didn't have a PS2 when you were younger ? This game is pretty famous.

Anyway, you play as a kid that has to save a princess by holding her hand throught mysterious places. It's more a puzzle game rather than an action adventure game eventho there is combat in the game. Feels very similar to Shadow of the Colossus in general

You're welcome to post how many times you landed on the moon you third world faggot.

different spyros

I will never not get mad at this.

That's not true. The one on the left is the original.

The devs are Ukrainians and the game was released originally for a russia as a sequel to another title. Know your stuff before pulling shit off your ass.

Why? They all look half-assed.

>Implying America did

I looked it up, you are correct. The European/German box art is still edited from the American version though. They left in the straps and the Garands on the Russkies.

I prefer the ones on the right tbqh

The Americans didn't remove the purple coloring from the background art, the Japs added it.

They don't bother with that anymore. Nowadays they just outright ban the game.

>believing its real

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>Germany
What if you had a gun?

> Taking pride in shit he hasn't done


Kys phamalam

>diabolical box

>We have an international space station that orbits earth
>But we couldn't possibly land on the moon despite the fact there are over 75 astronauts world wide who have done so since the landing.

Keep telling yourself that buddy.

>not taking pride in the achievements of the white man

I'm not saying the US didn't.

I'm saying you're a sack of shit with no real accomplishments who has to resort to taking pride in their country because you know you will never be proud of yourself.

Honestly believe patriotism is the stupidest thing (or, you know, second most stupid thing after you pal)

>owning three copies of EtD
There's a powerful autism at work behind this photo

>be american
>don't like patriotism
>tfw the odd one out

Literally the argument of a third worlder.
"You can't blame me for my country being shit, I dindu nuffin"

Fucking retard.

He isn't American, he's Mexican at best.

why do Americans get so insanely defensive over trivial matters?

I agree, the game was terrible.

I'm Australian you fuckin retard

What's wrong with patriotism?

A. You're talking to the wrong person here, I'm not that user, Nor do I blindly follow politics or patriotism in the slightest. I'm a /sci/entist who was calling you out on claiming moon landings didn't happen, Which they have.

B. My achievements in biochem and 8K a mo/ probably far outweigh yours sir. And you're arrogant to think a you, a lowly videogame enthusiast has anytihng worthwhile to debate with me.

Because propaganda and isolationism. Also, the dumb american stereotype. You'd get defensive too if you knew the world knows nearly as much as you do about your own country and customs (because lack of history) whereas you know nothing of any of theirs and were expected to be a religious one-note simpleton.

See, third world shithole like I said.
Stay mad lad.

I'm glad you're doing well user but don't sound like a fedora tipper to other people when you argue, it's embarrassing.

Not even him but enjoy your aids friendo.

Except I wasn't claiming the moon landings were fake. What I am actually now claiming is that you're a poser. Keep telling yourself you're important to society, and that you're not a total trainwreck. Also, I don't play video games lmao. They're childish and a waste of time.
But yeah as for you and your achievements go keep trying hey. Studying biochem is kinda embarrassing bro. It's like you weren't good enough to study medicine, which, btw, I am. Your life is probs not worth living

Please have cancer.

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Why are the faces always changed from 'happy' to 'angry'?

I think this post reflects the US' education system and funding. Stay ignorant americunt

>make more money
>but spend even more of it on healthcare
>net loss

>I don't play video games
you'll fit right in here.

Might be related to how they jam explosions to everything.

>mfw it's real

Yeah, that's the sad truth. We don't even get the already censored version of Criminal Girls 2. Sucks to be german.

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Thanks for the heads up friendo xD

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I want to play that game on the euro cover.

Eh. Ozzies have plenty of expensive shit too. Housing, for instance. Then again, they have nearly the best QOL in the world so fuck 'em.

jesus christ user, set it on fire already

You never hear songs about walking 800 kilometers, do you?

>Not an argument.
Did I offend you matey? Grow a fucking pair.

r/iamverysmart

I'D WALK FIVE THOUSAND CLICKS

>murricans can't go 5 minutes without some form of action or edge

no wonder they're so simple minded

Following instructions doesn't make you a genius

I'm not a nigger or a faggot the latter of which makes up the majority of Australia's populace.

Australia is a third world shithole mate, literal prison colony.

those are literally two different games

Yeah because the metric's shit. See that word there? METRIC.

Also, you could walk 800 clicks. Your army does.

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Why americunts have such a problem with smiling characters?

Yup

>europeans can't go 5 minutes without some form semen or cock

I'd rather be shot than be killed by Australian wildlife desu

>logic of one of the most prevalent philosophic schools to ever grace the earth
>third world
you failed history class in the 5th grade?
murrican school everybody

Someone post the MGS4 one

>5 times more likely to be in prison
>still clinging to the prison colony meme
kek. Don't forget to send your dad a letter every now and then.

>probs
>bro

And just by saying those slang words, you've proven I am infact better then you. Stop pretending you know what you're talking about.

i'll have you know genitals are a way more cultured and sophisticated form of entertainment, media and art than your sjwshit and petty 'explosions'

Lmao you're ignoring the point and just screaming shit. Do you realise you're wrong? Or are you just upset? Because you are ignoring the truth.
Ok fine, stay under the illusion that your country is meaningful anymore.

I almost feel pitty for you