How did we go from this

How did we go from this...

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To this unappealing shitty design?

You asked for it, sucka.

Ever notice how the only pretty Asians don't even look very Asian?

It's a spinoff

Those aren't metroids like OP

Becuase it's a spin off and spin offs sometimes feature different art stiyles too.

I don't know, looks plenty asian for me.

She looks asian af besides tits

Mixed asians look the best

...

I'm not entirely unconvinced that Asian people aren't a race of alien skin walkers trying to earn our trust. Look at an asian and tell me there's not liable to be a gray man inside there.

why is the armor so angular?
looks dumb

How did we go from this...

To this?

It can be different. No problem with that. But it's ugly. That's the problem

TO THIS?

...To this?

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the world may never know

>that baby marine

...to WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CIA HOLY SHIT SPICS LEAK IT ALREADY

Why are you comparing two different persons?

Zero suit Samus ruined Metroid.

So that it can be modeled with fewer polygons.

No one actually has posted her in the thread yet. I was surprised OP didn't post our goddess.

Plushies when?

She's South Korean, so there is a good chance it's the product of extensive cosmetic surgery.

>Retro designed this

FOUR.THREE METERS TALL

Nintendo no longer cares about you hardcore virgin manchildren.

>polygon

what game is that?

Samus being female ruined metroid

To this.

>news

>REX doesn't have a Radome
Step up your game

In Brawl, was still bad but not as bad in Zero Mission.

FUCKING CASUALS KEEP AWAY FROM MY SAMUS.

hot

Link is cute! CUTE!

>besides tits
Japanese porn stars have the best titties, though.

>ever notice how the only pretty x don't even look very x?
no shit. someone who looks very x has exaggerated features by definition

Wew lad

I take it there is no Ridley marine in this picture because it would be too big