Butte

butte

Delicious butte

Literally no ass.

>inb4 nigger
Get some standards.

CRACK WHERE?

faggot

right between the two cheeks

>literally

Get some education

>inb4-ing your own post

omg would you suck a fart right outta that there butte user

>new Tomb Raider has spawned more genuine creeps than the old games

LOW TEST

nigger faggot

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Nope, there has always been creeps. The age of the internet just magnified it.

What does this mean? Low IQ?

>80

Now this is what I came for

Post more

land of ire

But where is the butte ?

mmmmm

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>Get some standards.
More like get some taste.
>muh bigger is better!!
what are you, 12?

>unironically using the word "creeps"

But yes, I agree. New Lara is way hotter.

Missing the point there broosevelt

Lara Croft was originally just caricature level sexy that nobody ACTUALLY got off to except for the small, voiceless minority of genuinely crazy people. The protests were mostly people's moms and generally catty bitches who hated that boys like big tits.

New age Lara is like, way more fetish-y and outright WEAK AND HELPLESS MOST OF THE TIME, just smaller boobs and dresses like a tomboy. Yay progressive! Only not really. Total opposite, but like, at least it doesn't make weak willed feminists (on both sides) as self-conscious or indignant??? That's a victory. It's a cultural fucking retardant, but it's a victory, I guess.

very nice

>My lovely lady humps
>My lovely lady humps
>check it out

>the small, voiceless minority of genuinely crazy people (and actual pubescent boys discovering they like girls)

Sorry, had to fix that.

made for horses

What?

>Missing the point there broosevelt
>Lara Croft was originally just caricature level sexy that nobody ACTUALLY got off to except for the small, voiceless minority of genuinely crazy people. The protests were mostly people's moms and generally catty bitches who hated that boys like big tits.
>New age Lara is like, way more fetish-y and outright WEAK AND HELPLESS MOST OF THE TIME, just smaller boobs and dresses like a tomboy. Yay progressive! Only not really. Total opposite, but like, at least it doesn't make weak willed feminists (on both sides) as self-conscious or indignant??? That's a victory. It's a cultural fucking retardant, but it's a victory, I guess.

>implying she doesn't have a firm, toned ass with just the right amount of give.
you can't inb4 if you were a nigger from the start.

thx

Still can't top Mass Effect 2's Miranda for great body and perfect ass.

and the part I had to add later about how it was genuinely crazy people in addition to actual pubescent boys who jerk off to anything anyway

She was in the playboy dude. She was THE artificial sex icon. Everyone who had a PS1 jerked it for her.

And she isn't even a pray in the reboot like you are describing her.

1) Prey, dingus.

2) Not everything in Playboy is porn and not even all porn is actually something to jerk off to. People have preferences. They probably put her in as a fucking joke. Even if they didn't OH NO, LIKING HOT GIRLS IS BAD. Fuck out of here.

>walk into next room
>see this

what do

untie her and give her my shirt?

Put a pillow under her chest. She must be very uncomfortable like that

Any bigger than that and it would be too fat for some.
You sound like a gigantic nigger

Fuck you, appreciate asses in all different sizes, cunt.

KYS nigger

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>everyone who had a PS1 read Playboy
>everyone who had a PS1 liked girls
>everyone who had a PS1 thought Lara Croft was attractive

Look you narCISsistic little flower, how about you post tits and we can all jerk off to you instead if that'll make you feel better

MEN ARE PIGS. STOP THE PRESSES

Untie her and help her escape the tomb

you literally suck 3 dicks for breakfast

Yeah I'm sure all that old Lara porn wasn't fapped to but rather looked at respecfully. I love old Lara but get real m8.

>help her escape the tomb

What makes you think she needs your help you fucking bigot?

she's got me spinnin'

Doujins! zomg. That's so the fault of that one guy who made a mistake doing Lara's body geometry. Let's fucking kill him.

>BURN OFF YOUR DICKS

nigger

>spinnin'

triggers the around around around gay porn repressed memory

>humps

Alannis' version is better anyway

She has a well proportioned body. She does not need a fat nigger ass, kill yourself.

Because otherwise she'll be captured and tied again
With me, that wont happen again.

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Now we're talking

Deepthroat her toes

My Nigga

As an american i dont know what either of those are

>that wont happen again

Hope you don't run into me, could probably take a white knighting little bitchboy like you in a heartbeat. :^) She'll be safe, but you'll have it coming for being a predator.

Who said anything about liking hot girls is bad? All I was implying is that Lara Croft has always been a sex symbol ever since the triangle tits. And guess what everyone is fine with it just because she is a cool gal.

3rd avenue butte

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i wish i could bury my face into that ass

take her home and make her eat a basket of eggs

Is the game good?

No

You realize this is not really a game right? It's just a corridor from cutscene to cutscene.

I think that was given.

If you liked the 2013 you'll like this. If you are like the majority of Sup Forums than no.

pull down her pants and make love to her butt

duh

Raping once < long term rich adventurer gf with unlimited sex

really?

BRAVO SQUARE
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Stockholm syndrome

Her crying and protests>nagging and getting old/fat

this desu

No you faggot, this is exactly the right amount of ass. Although she lacks more childbearing hips.

It's a realistically proportioned ass which you basement dwelling retards are probably unfamiliar with.

The realism just makes it more arousing than if it was gratuitously big

what is this like some casual work attire Lara?

I imagine she would work at a place where young interns would pull a prank and pants her only to reveal her underwear wrapping around her large posteriour with just the right amount of sag and have his hormones go out of control and just pin her against the wall and go to town on her ass

you know like a joke haha

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remember when TR games were about exploring ancient ruins, hunting artifacts, finding secrets and the likes?
now TR games are all about characterdevelopment and cutscenes

New Lara's butt is a beaut

Everything about her is, but still.

I pirated Rise of the Tomb Raider and still felt ripped off.

I don't see why they don't just go the DOA route and go full fanservice with New Lara

neck yourself

I really fucking love the render this dude does but holy fuck the face is so fucking ugly it's mindblowing

sadly the others do an even worse job, this face is the most tolerable

Tell me about it. It's a tragedy but what can you do.

Now this is a thread I can get behind

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where does the buttmeat go?

right onto da-

Almost as good as this

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Except flat
>Firm
>petite yet noticable
>Muscular
>large
>soft
It's beautiful.

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THICKER

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absolutely disgusting