Nintendo 2017 Releases *MAJOR SPOILERS, READ AT OWN RISK*

WARNING: Read at your own risk. This post will spoil the Nintendo Wii U and NX titles for 2017. "CN" will be used to represent code names.

Nintendo Wii U:

Spring 2017:
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

Summer 2017:
CN: Planet_Adventure

Nintendo NX:

Spring 2017:
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
CN: NX_BigRed
CN: Green House

Summer 2017:
CN: N_Crunch
CN: Jungle

Fall 2017:
CN: Plaza S

Winter 2017:
CN: NX_Stars
CN: Blue F

Also, a few select Wii U games will be re-released on the NX Virtual Console.
-Mario Kart 8
-Pikmin 3
-Super Smash Bros. for Wii U
-Super Mario 3D World

>LOOK MAMI I'M TROLLING Sup Forums!!!!

>nx stars
Obviously smash bros

>clifford the big red dog

Oh no i risked myself
wat do
plz sebd help quick

Listen here you little shit. You cannot understand the judgment you have just brought down upon yourself, you imbecile. I'll have you know that I'm a top agent within the International Police and I can have you in cuffs within a matter of seconds. You think it's funny talking shit to people over the internet? You thought wrong. I will personally see to it that your life is ended before next sundown. Chances are you won't even know what happened before it's too late, because I can kill anyone from over 10 feet away from myself in an instant, and that's just with my hands. You're fucking dead lil' nigga.

My wife's son works for Nintendo, and he said that you're dead wrong. Nice try.

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>Jungle
Retro doing another DK-game instead of a Metroid game.

But only 3 games as launch titels? I am calling fake.

>3 game launch lineup

Nintendo did it again!

>CN: Blue F
FALCCOOON

Blue F... Holy shit if thats real

Nice Super Metal Dave parody, OP.

>people will fall for this

Third party my boys.

This might be the laziest leaker attempt I've e

Yeah, it's obvious an attention whoring fake list with obvious hints to entice news hungry Nintendrones with the shit they wanna see on NX.

Blue F being FZero, NX Stars being Smash. Jungle being some DK game, Big Red being Mario, etc...

It's fucking obvious.

Fake and Gay, yet this stupid fucking thread will get like 400+ replies.

Also, NX will fucking bomb, so idk why you people are excited for it.

>b-but Smash
Yeah, it'd be a remake of Smash WiiU, which already has badass mods going for it, which will make it way better that anything Nintendo could make.

>third party
>Nintendo

Ahahaha

My uncle who works at Nintendo and who molested me when I was five said you're full of shit.

>3 games for Spring 2017

Nintendo is fucking finished.

oh fuck I'm so spoiled right now.

>jungle

>No Splatoon port for NX VC

dank meme you gigantic fucking faggot

Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.

>it's been 5 minutes since the last game dev/insider roleplay thread

Summer never ends......

>everything is codenames except zelda
>zelda coming 2017
wew good meme.

zelda isn't ready yet. if it came out 2017 it'd be the MGSV of zelda games, dead in a month.

>major spoilers
>not 1 original IP
wew people still care about the yearly rehash from this Mobile Developer?