ITT we talk about fucking annoying characters

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you are going to the farm, motherfucker

>WHERES THAT PIG BIGBY?

"Mother fucker, Colin is cool as shit, and if anything he's a talking pet. So fuck off with your inability to pay for necessities.

>I notice a distinct lack of burning trees, Bigby...

>Be 15
>want to explore different world's with my two best friends and shit
>come up with great idea
>fuckin raft.jpg
>one night there's a storm
>raftwillgetfucked.gif
>storm is actually portal thing
>decide to leave both of my friends and Fuck over one of them for a game
>mfw Sora should've just grabbed my hand

how can anyone like this prick?

forgot my pic

shittiest kid on the whole island

His character's good, but he gets on my nerve in KH1

fuck you eric

>Mr. Toad in the original book and Disney cartoon: a clever, cheerful British aristocrat who wastes his fortune on stupid shit but is so lovable and funny that you can overlook his autism.
>Mr. Toad in TWAU: OI BIGBY I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY FOR A GLAMOUR EVEN THOUGH YOU JUST GAVE ME A FISTFUL OF CASH WHY ARE YOU TAKING ME TO THE FARM FUCK YOU CHEEKY CUNT

This is unforgivable. He doesn't even have the right accent.

Felt pretty bad for his kid desu.

Did anyone else notice that Bigby looked just like 80's Kurt Russell? I wonder if that was an intentional design choice.

>SAVE ME
fuck you little punk ass bitch shouldn't have ran away little hoe

It's a Telltale game. Everyone but the main character and the obligatory sacrificial character whose death will be obsessed over for the remainder of the season is bound to be annoying or purposely terrible no matter what choices you make, even if you have your tongue up their ass the whole time.

>second game

EAT SHIT AND DIIIIIEEEEEEE

I found snow white to be more annonying

>Be me 18
>decide to find a rom for pic related
>get to pic related section of the game
When I played this game when I was like 5, I skipped this level via cheat codes
>queen goes off screen
>queen dies
>run ahead of Queen
>queen dies
>go to fight group of enemies
>queen dies
>breathe incorrectly
>queen dies
Fuck this game

>re-iterating everything I've already figured out

Fuck off Belle we're full!

This didn't happen in Borderlands if I remember, and that's easily the best Telltale one

Isamu or whatever the giraffe necked kid from SMT Nocturne is called that goes for that isolation reason

I haven't played it in years but IIRC he was a selfish little cunt that probably acted his age to a T. I liked reporter man better, he would have been a much more fun REASON guy

I actually liked him. The character I disliked was snow. I'd purposely piss her off through the game.

>Game series with some of the worst writing in video games has a good Telltale adaptation
How is this possible

That whole thing is worse when you know that burning the tree is basically throwing away a resource (witch magic) that's in very short supply. Why do you think poor fuckers like Mr. Toad can't afford a glamor?

Because they hired good writers to work on it. Also King Cuck was barely involved with it barring some non-important dialogue in like episode 4.

>You can keep Pig from going to the Farm
>You can't keep Frog from going to the farm and his Son as well
Seriously The Wolf Among Us is fucking amazing but this is like the only thing that really pisses me the fuck off about the game

I don't know a single person that kept him instead of Kratos.

Her and Oldbag try their hardest to make those games unbearable.

Snow's a cunt in the game's and an even bigger one in the comics. I don't know why Bigby would set himself up to be beta'd by going after her.

Would fuck her and secretly film it and upload it to xhamster with her full name tbqh

Isn't there a way to give him all the money you find in the game to pay for his magic spell? I was never able to trigger it but I know other people have.

There should be an alternate scene at the end where he and the kid don't have to go to the Farm if you do that.

*high pitched wailing*

Actually, I like Oldbag. Weird huh? Probably because of the pain she brings in her wake, she's great like that, oh and her first appearance I felt so bad when you show her Jack did pull some shit

git gud, I beat this at 9 no problem aside from the shitty Panaka level

MUH PAPER BBBRRRRFFFTTT

By Azura, by Azura, BY AZURA!

It's the fucking point retard, making all fables a dark/realist version of the old fairy tales.
Also the comics are way more sinister than the telltales game.