"Hey user, if you can beat my Pokemon team - which I 100% bet you can't - I'll suck your cock! Deal?"

>"Hey user, if you can beat my Pokemon team - which I 100% bet you can't - I'll suck your cock! Deal?"

Do you accept? What team do you use?

it's just a dumb instict slut so of course i'll beat her

Single or Dub battle
VGC Smogon or no rules
if smogon which tier

6 level 100 Spiritombs with Wonder Guard

format matters but ill just bring meta bullshit and curbstomp her ass

id rather suck hers

I'd rather live in your sock

no deal........
*unssheaths katana*
*cuts her in hafl before she can even blink*
*tosses off all the blood and sheahts katana in one stroke*
i dont like SLUTS.........................

Single, street rules mother fucker, anything goes.

Does thee fire fang thing still work? Haven't played since Gen 4

Yeah sure I'll just use a full team of perfect IV perfect EV Rayquazas

Shedninja swords dance baton pass
M Rayquaza with life orb and V create

Lol, get fucked fag.

Six Beedrills

Bees?

But what happens if you win?

Win or lose, this birch is already cock hungry.

She sucks your cock

Bitch is just hungry and wanted an excuse

off course it's a gyaru

You suck her cock, it's only fair

LC

OP here, if she wins you have to clean her whole house for her while wearing a maid outfit.

How much prep time do I get?

What's her team?

Why is Instinct the easiest team to hypnotize?

Shit tier fetish my man.

Just clean? That's no fun.

Wrong. God-tier fetish.

mega rayquaza is all I need desu senpai

Maybe even use a baton pass speedy scolipede just for fun

I'd only accept if she is male.

Pretty sure it's high-tier at least

Got any more images?

Actually, no. Sorry. I'm a fucking poser who doesn't save many images.

I see literally zero downside to accepting

Probably just my normal team since I don't know shit about the meta anyway

source

Unfortunately that one's one of the best pokemon images that's not 2lewd4/v/ but there's still some good stuff.

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Fuck that gay ass suck your cock shit. Now, if I could sent up a tent in your asshole, you got a deal.

Why is he holding up macaroni on a string?

>no sleep clause

Last in set

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Sturdy Shedinja

Literally the only person to get the idea of this thread.

Poison/burn it
:^)

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Oh dear, how did this happen?

This thread is shit, so I'm going to blog post about something that happened earlier on.

>Just finished masturbating to some bitch getting her asshole pounded
>Lying on my bed enjoying the climax with my dick on full display
>Suddenly hear noise at the window
>Nigga what, I'm upstairs though
>Turn to my side, towards the window and see some hench worker on a ladder doing something (found out he was checking the gutters later on)
>Thinking to myself "Did this fucker actually see me or what?"
>Walk outside 10 minutes later to go buy some milk
>Look up the street and see him on a scaffolding a few houses up
>He sees me, then seemingly turns to his friend who I coulda swore looked down towards me
>Tfw they're gonna be working on my house in a few weeks

Fucking wonderful, cannot wait to be honest.

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I'll destroy her with my cute Goodra.

I don't get it. Spoonfeed me

Does that mean that if she beats my team, I get to suck her cock instead?

Post pokegirls dumby.

with yoshi's peenus weenus of course, haha

Who's this bitch?

are you gonna let them pound your ass

>That follow up picture
Oh lawdy.

Which one, Sup Forums?

It's mewtwo you dummy

That's a generic Ace Trainer.

if i lose will she kick my dick? if so then a full team of level 1 magikarps

If you lose she leaves and doesn't say anything

Right of course! Brown girls with light hair are fucking GOD-tier
>tfw brown qt gf dyed her hair blonde and it looks fucking great
Literally dating an anime girl

Fuck off Decadus.

Goku, Popeye, Superman, Godzilla, The Hulk, and Getter Emperor.

Ace trainer

who

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!