Post bad examples of remakes

Post bad examples of remakes

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a link between worlds isn't a remake, retard
you could have made a good thread with this premise and all you made is garbage
you should be ashamed of yourself

You first.

here's a real exmaple

This is the most autistic shit I've ever seen.

This has to be bait.

This picture is incredibly on point.

Not that the remake looks bad. It looks even better than the original in some ways, but the art direction is absolutely butchered.

It just looks the same

Only because of the ruined art.

nah you just have shit taste and not artistic skills

Well, OP didn't say to post examples of bad remakes, he said to post bad examples of remakes. Naturally, ALBW not being a remake, it would indeed be quite a bad example of one.

You didn't understand the topic. I want bad examples of remakes. Not examples of bad remakes.

Whatever you say bud.

Thanks for made me laugh user

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I don't get it. It looks just as good as Nightmare in Dreamland.

This picture feels incomplete without the butter building. NES did some parallax wizardry along with that fake 3D effect where you walked around the tower, in the GBA version you just kinda fight a gauntlet of spawning enemies until a door pops up in a sky background.

Holy fuck what even is this.

>you could have made a good thread with this premise
There is no universe in which a thread about bad remakes is ever good and not just a giant bukkake orgy of hipsters cumming on each-other's fedoras.

Improved art

Final fantasy 6 remake

Absolutely fucking not.

I don't have a phone and there are a billion different releases of old FF games so it should've been easy to ignore this, but what triggers me is that the FF Wiki updated EVERY fucking screenshot from these games with the shitty fucking phone graphics.

It was a quickly done phone port of Final Fantasy 6. Remake is a very strong word for this.

Post a comparison then

youtube.com/watch?v=6hGWPmW4OxI
youtube.com/watch?v=x3ZUBRfdKB8
What the fuck? Who left the sink running?

Get some artistic sense and/or taste

Oh god, what have they done

Check'd

Also, that HD tree-knot is sexy as fuck.

>the FF Wiki updated EVERY fucking screenshot from these games with the shitty fucking phone graphics

Jesus. I think the worst part is that they had the gall to release this port on Steam as the official PC port.

I have that, and it tells me the generic modern anime shit in Evolution is trash compared to the original. It lacks any sense of style or uniqueness.

I wish I had a more high res image on hand.

That's disgusting, and some people paid for this.

I've never been paid to do pixel art but even I could have done a better job on the art than that.

even earlier
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to
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wow it's like literally everything that gave charm from the original was replaced and not even acknowledged.

[Ear piercing screams]

Every final fantasy remake

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It's the same fucking song user.

Go be autistic somewhere else.

Nigga, what?

The death scenes in this game alone made it a better game than any other previous Tomb Raider.

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Final Fantasy 3 and 4 DS were pretty good

It's not a remake, but yeah, it's shit.

But this one is great, user. And you can switch the soundtrack if to the originals if it really triggers you that much.

There's nothing wrong with the first or third examples
How the fuck could they let the second example slide though
How hard is it to have background tiles

You may have a point with the others, but the first screenshot is objectively better on GBA.

>Playing the older Tomb Raiders as a kid
>Fuck up a jump
>Scream into the bone crunching snap and Lara crumpling into a dead pile of meat

I had nightmares.

this is a bad EXAMPLE of a remake because it literally is not a remake

This is true.

Also AM2R.

Wtf is wrong? Second one looks better, more modern, 21 century, and has HD graphics.

I'm glad I never got around to playing the remake.

moshi moshi

baito desu ka

You were right, left is terrible

Not bait.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZmO9t_B-IC0
youtube.com/watch?v=3NhE8Z9I0UM
Reminder that someone thought this was acceptable at all.

Fight me.

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You're right, that is a bad example...cause it's not a fucking remake.

I'm completely unfamiliar with whatever the fuck this is. But if I had to say which one is better, I would say the right version. It's essentially the same in every way, except the right version looks like his outfit actually fits. The left version looks like his outfit is a size too big all around.

Also, right has more vivid color. But I can see how the muted colors would have been part of the charm.

Where do you live

>no this is fine, , they added one whole noise in the background, completely different
>but this is literally the exact same song
don't you have somewhere else to be a faggot?
the original had a harsher tone, which I liked, it's not like the new one is objectively bad or anything but it sounds too soft and reminds me too much of the caves in super mario world

Only unforgivable part is a lack of drowning death scenes.
>Tomb Raider awakened swimming-underwater / drowning kink in me
I swear someone on the team must have had that.

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They had to remake the entire engine for this game.

came here to post this, wasn't disappointed

>that one faggot who defended this in every thread when it came out

pretty sure he was baiting but it was EVERY fucking thread

>the original had a harsher tone

Yes user, it's running on a fucking gameboy sound chip.

I hated literally all the music in hg/ss. When i found out about the GB player i shat myself. then when i did research and found out you can only obtain it legitimately by BEATING THE ENTIRE FUCKING GAME WITH ALL 16 BADGES, WHEN IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER ANYMORE, i just hacked it into the game with a save editor.

even then, there are minor differences in some songs on the gb player versions than the original gameboy soundtrack. there's one song i remember specifically missing an entire note that triggered my autism so fucking bad.

>barely improves on the X / Y engine and fixes none of the problems X / Y had
>game is much easier than originals
>gives you a free legendary halfway through the game, making it even easier
>Cosplay Pikachu is broken as fuck in contests
>no Battle Frontier
>adds nearly nothing to Ruby and Sapphire
I know HGSS set the bar for Pokemon remakes really fucking high, but come on.
At least the remade soundtrack is great.

Is this like the third attempt of them to remake Star Fox 64? What the hell is wrong with this franchise, for fucks sake

this is an improvement though..

>every instance of the original sanic being bundled in with a larger game has been better than the standalone big 15 celebration release
06 was NOT a good year for sonic huh?

FF6:
>Kefka's reign of destruction has ruined the planet
>The ocean has turned to polluted sludge, and rarely anything green is growing on this tainted world.
>Celes is approaching a dilapidated small town, after being assaulted by monsters.
>You must fight your way to Kefka and end his rule, or perish.
>A subtle minimap is located on the bottom right corner to aid you in your travels.

Korean FF6 mobile port:
>Enter the town to your east, Kupo! Tap here if you're lost, Kupo!
>The ocean is blood now! WHOAH SO VIOLENT
>The land is a giant crouton! DELICIOUS
>A carboard cutout of what appears to be Celes is about to flop over next to a 3D-rendered town that ignores the perspective of the rest of the 2D world map
>There is literally a 3D rendered tree next to a 2D tree and they are both pointing in different directions
>Eye-bleedingly bright colors
>the minimap eats up too much of the screen, and is more opaque than transparent
>extra interface buttons clogging up the screen

What were they thinking???????

I could not fucking look at that shit.

Kirby used to be so tight, and then they went to Funky Town.

Only because it's easy as fuck. I actually liked the stealth section though

This forgets to mention the personality the original had in cutscenes. Like the cartoonish reactions Kirby (and King Dedede) had in them with his eyes being huge & popped-out for example were way better.
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yes it is, and a ds chip should be perfectly capable of emulating that sound yes? so what's your point?

messy sprite, kirbys sprite, the tree, and the tiles are all clashing, they have different outline thickness/colors

no way

It's literally one of the two definitive examples for remakes done absolutely right, the other being Resident Evil.

Kirby and Wispy's apples have less space in the remake.

This and the other incredibly shit FF ports have to be at the top of the list.

I have never seen such utter garbage. Why start with something good and redo it just to make it terrible?

Gold and Silver set the bar high for a pokemon game. Very few even have the quality of caves/dungeons. And none even match the content, except the remake obviously. I wish they would have added more to the R/S/E remake. It needed it badly. Something like FireRed and LeafGreen with extra islands and some connecting story to other games or some shit. Extra connected caverns would be nice too.

Sheeit, even the comedic timing is molested.

Who was responsible for that port? The interns?

Fucking Metroid has three games that are pseudo-if-not-literal rehashes of one another with different physics & power ups. Not to mention all the fucking Mario games. Nintendo has always been shit

star fox 64 was a remake of star fox for SNES

Hahaha no, it's a fucking mess.

god i hope SM fixes this shit, i just want pikaman to put gen 6 behind and go back to being good again

Which ones?

I'd say Odin Sphere Leifthrasir is another example

>when professional game studio's anniversary celebration port gets cucked by one person driven primarily by spite

youtube.com/watch?v=8pkG1ZTu83c

XY were better than gen 4

>trashes gothic aesthetic
>Fortesque is goofy instead of dry

why

the only one i have a problem with when compared side by side was the first one.

The fuck? The first one doesn't even have a caption and objectively debunks the whole meme's core premise.

I legitimately have no words for how painfully counter intuitive it is for them to include that in this. Why would you eve re-upload something that embarrassingly flawed?

The gba space area looks better.

Don't remind me that atrocity exists.

HGSS was worse than the originals but otherwise you're correct
game freak seems to have no idea what they're doing

no, xy were better than DP, but gen 4 had hgss and platinum to make up for it, gen 6 only has oras and completely skipped the potential Z

Oh god this is just atrocious. How can this be left behind and nobody there feel any kind of guilt after the product was delivered? So much of the original was just dismissed for nothing. Every character looks static and soulless