Game allows you to be a communist

>Game allows you to be a communist

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Undertale

Victoria 2

>game allows you to be an ancap

Minecraft

>not my wife's son

Civilization series, Victoria 1/2, Hearts of Iron.

Victoria 1/2, maybe Civilization depending on how you look at some aspects of it.

His wife's son had to pay rent, which required the child to look for work at a local factory, but the child fell into the machinery and was killed. Then he was billed for the lost productivity during the time required to clean out the remains.

>game forces you to exploit your fellow mankind for no good reason

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Jesus Christ...

WTF is Red Alert?

It's a song by Basement Jaxx from the 1999 album Remedy.
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Hearts of Iron i-ii-iii-iv.

>mentioning goy$
Podcat get out

>game allows you to be a distributist

Red Alert is the highest level of emergency in several warning systems.

Also this Transformer.

Devil Survivor 2?
Ronaldo seemed commie to me

Thanks.

Red Faction: Guerilla

Christ you fuckers on Sup Forums are slow.

World in Conflict: Soviet Assault

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Company of Heroes 2

Any Warhammer 40k game that lets you play as Tau.

Are you actually a commie in these games or just some generic revolutionary organization.

It's pretty bad but my fellow country men tried

Red Alert 2 legit made me a communist in middle school.

I thought being a communist just meant making rad looking buildings, mind-controlling giant squid, and speaking in cool foreign accents.

By comparison the Allies just looked like a bunch of boring goody two-shoes

Fuck you, Tanya for life!

LOL so randumb xD

am I cool guys?

>game allows you to be a victim

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I preferred latex suit Russian qt

Workers unite!

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the Tau truly are the space Soviets
>join our confederation and be treated as equals!
>oh, you won't? guess we'll just invade you and force you to "join" us!
>it's all for the proleta- i mean greater good :^)

Holy hell, imagine being this guy's father or mother.

>"pinko"
Top kek.

>Game allows you to be Fascist

>mom, stop oppressing me with your capitalistic ideals of me getting a job

>moooooom, you dont understand, soviet union was a heaven for vodka and cykas

Why don't anyone just tell him to stop embarrassing himself? I mean, SOMEONE has to care for this guy.

Am I supposed to get annoyed or mad at these pictures?

What, you dont notice the red flags? Pun intended.
>fascist terror
>soviet flag
>gay pride flag
>fedora

I thought you were a demolition man.

What game allows me to kill them?
And i mean commies not post USSR Russians.

add to that list
>Men of War
>War thunder
>Red orchestra 2
>Sudden strike

I think people just like protesting these days. We are well past the point of it doing anything though.

You're supposed to laugh and then feel sad for them.

If anything I made a slight chuckle, but that's pretty much it.

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She's actually well drawn by wikihow standarts.

You have a harder skin than I do then.

>sonig sdalin
lost it
moar spurdos if you have, pl0x

I also laughed at the paper mache statues of naked trump with the beer belly.

I swing both ways on political satire.

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If you deal with the stupidity of the outside world, it wouldn't get you mad.

Bring Stalin back.

>The vanguard in the fight against fascism

how come you ahuviyafags never do his friend the bearded cripple

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What country is this shit from?

Deutschland, halt hammersheit
The United States of America, god bless
>Vietcong
>World in Conflict

You just reminded me of this gif.

did someone say commies?

Not really related but I saw this on here at one point and thought it was funny.

Fuck this entire thread for not having best commies posted yet.

SPPAAAAAAACEEE

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>>World in Conflict

Fug, they removed it from Steam.

>communism
>partake in the buying and selling of anything, let alone video games


Good thing the Jews discarded the Soviet Union, desu.

That sucks fampai, Completely forgot about Wargame red dragon as well.

But it's not socialism.

Unless you're trying to give a worthless and impractical definition of socialism in an attempt to justify a decaying economical system such as capitalism even when socialism has stopped being the boogieman of the western word for over a quarter of a century already.

>You will never have a communist vampire girlfriend.

>game allows you to be a syndicalist

The Soviet Union made the best video game ever though: Tetris.

>even when socialism has stopped being the boogieman of the western word for over a quarter of a century already.
Yet socialist countries still keep failing, aka Venezuela.

I don't give a Wooden nickle about your legacy

I got it in my library, the fuck are you talking about?

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If you buy it, you keep it. But anyone who doesn't have it, can't buy anymore.

>Oil reliant Latin country in collapse as oil becomes less profitable.

Who would have thought?

Wow, good thing I made the purchase then.

Why did they got rid of it?

>for over three decades countries across the world have done nothing but liberalized
>standards of living across the world have risen
spot the most privileged first worlder upset that his wages aren't growing, even while the poorest people in the world live increasingly better lives :^)

>trying to give a worthless and impractical definition of socialism

I don't even need to try.

>I don't know what communism is, but everyone says it's bad

Those price ceilings and incompetently run State enterprises did absolutely nothing wrong!

>every major oil exporter is on downfall
>Venesuela is the only one lacking toilet paper


inb4 latin country
>Brazil socialist president got corruption charges on her head and a failing country
>Argentina socialistp resident got corruption charges on her head and a failing country

To give you some idea of how incompetent there government really is, they are having a power shortage right now. In a country with billions of barrels of oil reserves, they are having a fucking power problem. Let that sink in.

>>standards of living across the world have risen
Best be joking nigger.

Sucks for you, my grandpa purged commie scum.

The Means of Production shall take over, by themselves. No need for a worker's revolution.

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NOT Fallout New Vegas.

That game was kinda wonky. I don't think Communism can work well for a wanderer in a post-apocalyptic scenario. Small or easily controllable communities, sure. But as a belief for a single individual in a highly tribe-kill-tribe world, not so much.

>only my communism is real

>AI will never purge humanity
C'mon, gamma ray burst.

Latin countries are inherently unstable, no matter the government. It's the curse of their climate and geography.

>Wow, good thing I made the purchase then.
Yes, some good games have been taken out of Steam before I had the chance to buy it, like Prey.
>Why did they got rid of it?
Sometimes because a game runs out of serial keys, or because it's incompatible with newer systems. It's available on GoG, though.

Ah, the good old "if you don't like communism, you don't know what it is".

>It's the curse of their climate and geography.
Obviously, its not their own fault. The environment is working against them.

You are a great commie m8. Obviously the whole world and governments are working against common people.

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The tomorrow children

>yfw even the world climate hates communism

Based.