How does one fail at giving the middle finger?

How does one fail at giving the middle finger?

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my favorite chris video

By being as stupid as you are autistic.

Ah, good times.

Post the incest message.

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I have a few things to say in response to this article. Firstly, the child was over 18, and surely the mother has talked it out with him beforehand. The child might have had social problems, or a situation where socializing or going out to socialize with other people, was a Greater Difficulty. Financial situation to prevent paying someone else to come over and help out in the situation. Moreover, it was the lifelong affections between parent and child. Also, the mother probably could not bear any ovum for children anymore.

Anyhow, who among Everyone in this world has not had a dream of having sex with one of their parents? Never acting on them ever, I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother.

Although incest is quite controversial topic, but there are circumstances where there would be not so much harm as one may think, feel or believe. The child is over 18; the mother is unable to have any more children at the time; birth control and protection is available and can be used (in a case of father/daughter, birth control Definitely should be used anyhow). Also, consider if the child is adopted; not as much biological.

Plus, this offers a chance for better teaching the child how to better satisfy their eventual partner(s). The schools can only teach from books; not so much practice. And Nobody wants to end up being a 20 or 30-plus year old Virgin. I know; That is a Huge, Enduring Pain.

Unless the sex act was abusive, hurtful, or Would result in an unwanted birth of a physical or mental challenged child, I would not judge or persecute the parent and child. I would encourage the child to socialize more; maybe make it easier for the child to meet more people his/her age.

Do Not send the mother and son to jail!

Reminder that Chris assaulted multiple people, including the cops and still beat any punishment.

Also nearly ran over that dang dirty jew Michael Snyder

>I have eased and cured the worst of my autism too.

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I just tried the #Whopperrito; for its price, I'd say it is of good value. It has no mayonnaise, has melted cheese on it, as well as what I recognize to be a mildly spicy chili sauce, like they give in those packets at Wendy's. I feel it would be better if they offered it with guacamole (preferred) or sour cream.
I rather change my feeling in the #Whopperrito; I feel the chili sauce, something in it, really did not agree with me; had diarrhea.

what the fuck chris
top lel

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this will always be my favorite.

he used to look so normal

Well, everything's relative I suppose.

Yep compared to what he looks like now

It's been so long since then.

So did he get that festering wound of his treated yet or is that clock still winding down?

He still claims it's a vag.

based.

Thanks, doc.

The bacteria in his wound probably have autism too

Does anyone know what happened to Liquid?

Married Kacey and went quiet. I'm not sure if his brother is still trying to be a Youtube celebrity.

I haven't seen him in so long. I miss him

Works as a medical assistant. Total beta trapped in an unhappy marriage with Kacey, who's a total bitch. Far right-wing Protestant with a burning hatred for gays. Fell out with his brother.

Some guy who knows him IRL doxxed him on /cow/ a few years ago. Basically he's as much of a loser as the rest of the other Chris trolls (Like Marvin/Canine being an alcoholic midget shut-in whose claim to fame is being an expert on Chris; or the Asperchu guy being a borderline-destitute paraplegic who hates Chris for being able to walk).

Kacey who?

The biggest Chris happening since t
Bluespike is going to happen soon guys. Barb'a health is deteriorating at a alarming rate judging from what we've seen in the past few months. Her death is not far and when she passes the last thing keeping Chris afloat will be gone. Leaving him completely in charge of his tugboat as well as the massive debt and pending suits against barb at his feet.

The woman Both Chris' were going after during the Liquid saga. They both bonded during it and ended up a real couple.

Yeah and Chris though losing Bob was the worst point of his life. When Barb goes I'm sure he'll kill himself. Then the fucking white knights will blame it on the trolls still. The white knights are the worst

That sucks.

Last I heard Jackie was doing fine but that was awhile back.

I wonder how Vivian is doing?

who's vivian

Jackie was the Asperchu guy. Those photos were of some camwhore from Ireland (Someone here found her ages ago; Aoife something, I think).

Vivian and Clyde Cash were the same person. Another shut-in (Noticing a pattern here?) with rich-as-fuck Chinese parents. Pretty sure he writes for p4rgaming sometimes now.

He won't kill himself.

In chris's deranged mind he is amazing, his life is great and everyone else is a piece of shit who are just jealous of his talent and awesomeness.

When she dies he will likely blame the trolls or the government and then when the debt collectors come he will scream at them that they are filthy trolls and jerks stealing from him.

Wasn't he telling the trolls to checkem'?

Didn't Vivian start out as a person trying to help Chris who got sick of his shit?

>how does a mentally ill person fail at doing something simple

gee i dunno OP

Fucking kek

isnt that everybody that tries to help him?

Yeah, he kinda tried to in a roundabout way to begin with, but then gave up and just started outright fucking with him. He hasn't been involved with Chris for years though, partially stemming from a big falling out he had with a bunch of the PVCC autists.

Chris will probably wake up one morning, see his dead mom on the couch, exhale a stress sigh, and go back to his room to rant about the inconvenience of his mom being dead and beg for donations on Facebook

He'll then continue to play with Legos and PS4 for several months while her corpse decays

He'll probably shit his panties at some point too

Then did himself from bacteria from the shit in his taint wound?
No one left to tell him to change because he smells of shit
No one left to clean it up for him

Pvcc?

Literally fuck off back to kiwi farms. Not video games.

Wow, never knew that shit about asperchu, shits meta

But you are all wrong fukboi. It all began here

"Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens". Basically the Chris-Chan troll forums of yesteryear. No idea if it's still a thing anymore, since 90% of the old Chris-Chan trolls gave up years ago.

Yeah, pretty much all the CWC trolls were a pack of fucking spastics and rejects themselves. It's not really surprising, though.

CWC has been a part of Sup Forums culture long before you started shitposting here, bud.

>cwc has survived this long as a dead weight on humanity while so many smart and beloved people have died of cancer and other things

Vivre, she es cruel non?

How long do you think Barb has left, and what will happen to her when she dies?

Makes perfect sense. The only way you would put that much effort into fucking with some autistic manchild on the internet is if you didn't have much of a life yourself.

but user,thousands more retards just as bad if not worse die every hour. dont worry about it.

Meant him, my bad.

She will be consumed by the hoard

Kasey hates gays? She always seemed like a progressive pushing person to me. How do you know Liquid Chris is miserable though?