>Metroid Federation Force >One of the final boss fights is Samus Aran >Oh shit this might be cool I can't wait to see Samus fighting with her full arsenal >She gets hit with a laser beam that turns her into a giant >Oh >She just curls into morph ball and slowly rolls around while you shoot at her >Occasionally, she will ram herself into electrified walls in an attempt to kill herself >Then you fight a shitty, inert Mother Brain knockoff called Master Brain >Then the ship blows up because you couldn't escape and Samus saves you >Then an awkward, lumpy, triangle shaped Metroid hatches after the credits end
And what music should play against Samus? Remix of destruction sequence? Badass remix of Brinstar?
Nathan Allen
I don't know, I'm not a musician, but generic film score played at a slow tempo is not the solution
Andrew Ward
Wow, this is actually really bad.
Jason Butler
holy shit am i retarded or can anyone else not tell what the size of any of the characters are in relation to the enviornment is whats causing this is it bad camera angles?
Jason Campbell
>the Samus fight is basically the Fed Force beating her unconscious and using her as a Blast Ball Jesus fucking Christ.
Noah Martinez
Is there any kind of Ridley in the game?
Jonathan Perry
The suits are huge with humans a little smaller tha samus inside
Kevin Morgan
>>Then you fight a shitty, inert Mother Brain knockoff called Master Brain It might be an Aurora Unit, which makes this even worse
Austin Watson
Look at the spiderball rails. Perspective is all over the place.
Evan Ross
This is just what metroid fans wanted. A game not about Samus but some generic marines but you then fight a shitty samus at the end. Well done.
Henry Carter
Personally, I'm all for exploring the Metroid universe from a different perspective, even faceless grunts.
Wow theres even a federation soidier who even wears Samus's colors. I hope that was player's choice of colors.
Jonathan Flores
Spoilers you fucking dick
Landon Walker
>Samus spends the whole fight rolling around like a spazz She's probably not even fighting them, just drunk on phazon or something.
Isaiah Morris
Damn, that final boss is incredibly shitty.
It is, you can scan amiibo to get different color mechs.
Thomas Walker
Quick, Sup Forums! The Space Pirates have kidnapped Samus and blasted her with a ray gun that makes her turn into YOUR FETISH
What happens?
How does the game completely blueball you after it happens?
Mason Rogers
>top photo the lines are about as wide as their arms, samus looks to be about 5 feet away >middle photo the lines somehow grow to the width of an entire person, samus magically teleports 10 feet away from the wall
Holy shit, you're right. If Samus is moving toward the camera she should be getting bigger in comparison to the glowing lines, not smaller. What the fuck arethey doing
Christopher Parker
Takes place after Prime 3 so I hear, so no phazon
Bentley Parker
Good, if the federation guys got power ups that made them look like Samus, thats just insulting.
Cameron Mitchell
Yeah, the only Samus related powerup they get is a decoy that places a fake Samus bobblehead on the field that draws enemy fire and bobs back and forth.
Jackson Price
I'm basically numb and apathetic towards everything about this game but if that dude who hatched the metroid is Sylux I can't help but feel..something
I remember the tease in Prime 3 and being invested in how it may play out then fucking nothing came out of it and Federation fucking Force comes and keeps teasing? I don't know if I should get excited or angry, what the fuck are they planning
Jonathan Powell
>"Man, people sure were pissed about Samus looking weak in Other M." >"Let's have her get captured and brainwashed by the incompetent twits she's been fighting all series!"
Michael Moore
This may be the end of the Prime series, oh well.
Lucas Evans
>Master Brain
Zachary Morales
>Game released >OST isn't up on youtube
Man people just do not give a shit. Day 1 most OST's of Nintendo games are uploaded.
Tyler Edwards
>watch out, it's the lifeless corpse of the Metroid series!
Kayden Phillips
Let's be fair.
A Metroid game where Samus isn't the main character could totally be good. Hell they could pull an R-Type and make it a completely different genre like R-Type Tactics while still making it good. They do that shit all the time with Mario's various spinoffs. The entire Metroid Prime series name relates to First Person Adventure/Action.
The problem is that Metroid no longer receives main entries and anyone trying to claim this is one is out of their mind.
Hunter Moore
I don't think there would be anything too wrong with the game if we had a real game to play since Other M.
Nathan Jenkins
This image about sums up the whole debacle.
Landon Edwards
Wh-what did you just say?
Jose Collins
Still drunk on something. >Rolls around lazily, occasionally using a bomb >Keeps slamming into walls I don't think she's fighting them, just trying to find the bathroom.
John Howard
I already fapped to that.
It's most of Eroquis's pics/doujins of her.
Hell, he already blue-balled me. The futa pseudo-incest brainwashed not-SA-X x real Samus sex is pretty much only teased at.
Carter Taylor
Still waiting for a Metroid side game where you pay as one of hunters from the ds game.
Ian Ortiz
Shitty or not, that teaser at the end better fucking lead into something named Prime 4. Silas hatching a Metroid egg js hype inducing, no matter how shitty the game its connected to, is.
Connor Johnson
Don't think its Sylux. Though I think he was mentioned for Prime 4. The colors look like something someone from the federation would wear. Possibly implying someone wants to start cloning/harvesting metroids for the federation. Not to mention the person had a watch with access to everything on the ship and wasn't wearing armor.
Leo Sullivan
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Gavin Brown
So basically this game not only takes a shit on the series itself, but takes a shit on Samus herself? Did they get mad that people were upset about it not being about Samus and decide to make her a punching bag?
Hudson Martinez
That's totally Sylux don't be stupid man.
James Butler
She was literally just a puppet for the developers to use to push this shitty game.
Parker Young
Ah my bad user. The graphics were just too shitty for me to see.
Jackson Hall
Don't worry OP, I know the perfect music to play for the Samus boss fight.
>CD is inserted >ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND, GOT PLACES TO GO, GOTTA FOLLOW MY RAINBOW~~
Henry Nguyen
The art style doesn't help any but that's a pretty spikey purple shoulder
There's also that one interview were Tanabe basically said "I want a real Prime game centered around Sylux and Samus, and I guess the federation too so have this spin-off to flesh them out"
Its sad that I'm jaded enough that the prospect of "Prime 4: Sylux at Last" isn't immediately exciting, I'll have to see it before I'm confident they won't fuck it up but its at least some bit of hope for the future
Leo Lee
On the one hand, this is like the first game since Other M, the shit tier graphics are probably so the game can actually run during Multiplayer, no one's going to admit it despite all of the fan backlash. Someone's going to have to go to a board of directors meeting and explain why the game sold like shit, and then get told that because it sold like shit that they can't make another.
On the other hand this is a pretty shitty game after a 6 year wait, while the last 2D game was on the fucking GBA, completely skipping the best possible system for a Metroid game. $40 isn't much to me, but I don't want to pay Nintendo for this game.
Sebastian Lewis
I think it's kind of creative, in a way. Really stupid, but you'd never think to make Samus giant, put her in Morph Ball form, then have her drop bombs and Power Bombs everywhere.
I mean, it's a pretty big disappointment but it's kind of cool.
You do have to worry about the future of Metroid though.
Nicholas Robinson
FOV fuckery maybe?
Jacob Taylor
Well, this is it. Metroid is dead alongside Star Fox.
Logan Reyes
>>Then the ship blows up because you couldn't escape and Samus saves you >Generic
Adam Martinez
As long as they don't try to connect Prime 4 to Other M or mention Adam, it could be good.
I think the fact this is a prequel to Prime 4 ruins the excitement for me. The fact that Other M is canon at all ruins a lot of stuff for me. Someday, I hope Nintendo says Other M isn't canon. I'd be impressed and would be hyped for Prime 4.
Jayden Watson
He called the music generic, not the situation.
Ian Bailey
Exactly the same as it already is, except Samus gets even bigger
Joshua Adams
WHERE IS THE CIA? SHOULDN'T IT BE UP ON THE ESHOP ALREADY?
Henry Russell
I came up with the joke earlier that she's just very confused.
"Hello? Guys? Please stop shooting me. I'm tryig to figure out how to get out of this! What does this button do? ... Oh shit, bombs! I'm so sorry!"
I mean, look at how she climbs around on those spiderball tracks. She's not doing anything threatening up there, she's literally crawling around, having a good time until you shoot her off.
Camden Morales
>Switch to a classic 2D Metroid perspective >The feds just look like those tiny termite things in Zero Mission that you can only shake off with bombs, and she's just trying to get away and get them off of her
Carson Bennett
"Don't worry Samus!, we'll save you from Other M!"
Jaxson James
>Halo 5 >"Cool, we might have a Chief Bossfight" >it's a cutscene >Forcefed >"Cool, we might have a Samus Bossfight" >it's a ball
HOW CAN YOU FUCK UP A CONCEPT AS COOL AS FIGHTING THE PROTAGONIST JESUS
Logan Flores
To be honest, the generic soundtrack fits this game. I don't if it's because it's shitty or not. That being said, if they wanted it to be more in a Metroid Prime atmosphere, it would have been more of a synth heavy score with a mix reverb/heavy/ambient percussion. I don't know how to describe it any better right now.
Nicholas Powell
>the game has the balls to end on a sequel hook Fuck Nintendo.
Isaac Jenkins
It won't get ripped out of sheer spite.
Benjamin Turner
You can kill either Sakamoto or Tanabe, but not both. Which one do you stop?
Bentley Cruz
>I wont rip this so that people have to actually pay for it, take that Nintendo! >:D Brilliant plan
Blake White
>implying people will pay for this
Samuel Rivera
Tanabe, he literally remodeled Samus's shithole.
Jacob Morales
Sakamoto's doing an alright job with Rhythm Heaven at least, and WarioWare's kind of in hiatus but no real dire state.
Tanabe however is fucking up Paper Mario to an astronimical level. The series desperately needs to go to anybody else.
Kevin Evans
I will if nobody else rips it, but it's not coming out here for weeks anyways.
Evan Hall
Wowee, that's rough. I'll have to get around to playing the Prime Trilogy
Nathaniel Ross
Prime Trilogy works pretty well on Dolphin with m+kb controls
It's just really finnicky to get the games running well, and sometimes they'll flip the fuck out for no discernible reason
Liam Hughes
they fucked up this series, they fucked up samus, and they fucked up my fetish big time
if i made this fight, it would be based on a huge, thick giant samus filling up the room, with the "fight" being against your overwhelming desire to sexually worship her. of course you can't help yourself, and you're treated to plump hips
Chase Hughes
Fund it
Landon Wright
>the boss fight against Samus is literally training mode for the Multiplayer >hope you enjoy futbol!
Cameron Stewart
>tfw this will be forever canon because it's connected to next game
Jaxson Brown
Do you have anything bad to say about the Trilogy rerelease on the Wii? Bought it a couple Black Fridays ago and it's been collecting dust
Juan Flores
It's totally 100% fine when running on native hardware, it's just Dolphin that has some issues. The emulation isn't all there yet.
Joshua King
If anyone really cares, they can probably rip assets from the game to see who this shadowy figure is.
Levi Howard
It's like the game's final fuck you to the fans, solidifying its place in canon after the fiasco that it was.
Brayden Richardson
Well at least this means we're probably getting Prime 4
Caleb Powell
I could kind of rationalize Star Fox Zero being bad. Sure, kinda shitty, that's because they played it far too safe though.
But this just fucking hurts to look at.
>Sylux tease Thanks for reminding us that Prime 3 teased that sequel hook 9 fucking years ago and we still haven't seen a follow-up.
What the actual fucking shit is Retro working on, why they can keep teasing a sequel for almost 10 years? And why the goddamn fuck isn't Next Level making a Punch-Out sequel on 3DS or something, one of the few games where the 3D would make a huge visual impact, and a game that could DO with a huge gameplay shake-up?
Brayden Miller
>The ending of Prime 3 will never be followed up >Instead we get Fed Force 2 or nothing
Eli Long
Samus turns into a girl?
Gavin Wright
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Julian Bell
The one good thing about this game is that it's hinting at something better down the road. If Sylux is coming to the next Prime game, whether it be Hunter 2 or Prime 4, then he has a very real chance of becoming a Smash character so that Metroid isn't represented by Samus and not-held-back Samus.
Ah, who am I kidding? Chibi-GFed is going to be in Smash 5 and basically be a ranged Ganondorf in his giant fucking robot mech.
Connor Myers
But user, Fed Force is the follow-up to Prime 3's ending.
Anthony Martinez
>They don't even bother checking to see if she's OK This is the perfect metaphor for the state of the franchise
Angel Murphy
That's even worse!
Carson Brooks
>Pokemon Gold/Silver >"Cool, we might have a bossfight on top of this mountain, I hope it's an awesome legendary or something!" >It's the most awesome boss fight in the game and completely blew peoples collective minds This is how you do it right. And I don't even like Pokemon G/S/C/HG/SS. I think they're absolute shit, but at least they aren't X/Y/OR/AS levels of bad.
Samuel Price
Also Samus' head being even larger than the fuckhuge Varia suit pauldron looks ridiculous
Even more ridiculous than the rest of the game, I mean
Adam Kelly
Samus gets off on being chokefucked.
Matthew Turner
I love the designs of those hunters.
Hunter Clark
>Federation Force trooper in before Ridley as a playable appearance
A more serious entry like Sylux or Dark Samus would be better but that'd still be funny
Benjamin Campbell
I want somebody to pay. Somebody needs to die.
Luke Allen
OFFICIAL LIST OF METROID GAMES:
Metroid (1986) Metroid II: Return of Samus (1991) Super Metroid (1994) Metroid Fusion (2002) Metroid Prime (2002) Metroid: Zero Mission (2004) Metroid Prime 2: Echoes (2004) Metroid Prime Hunters (2006) Metroid Prime 3: Corruption (2007) Another Metroid II Remake (2016)
Landon Green
FAK YOU GAIJINS
YOU NO GET GOOD METROID GAME
Zachary Morales
The Mecha designs doesn't help.
Gabriel Kelly
OFFICIAL LIST OF PAPER MARIO GAMES: Paper Mario (August 11, 2000) Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door (July 22, 2004)
OFFICIAL LIST OF F-ZERO GAMES F-Zero (November 21, 1990) Satella View F-Zero Grand Prix (1996) Satella View F-Zero Gran Prix 2 (1997) F-Zero X (October 26, 1998) F-Zero Maximum Velocity (June 12, 2001) F-Zero GX(August 25, 2003)
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
Jaxson Williams
>Not the updated version.
Henry Edwards
>Not listing the other 2 GBA F-Zeros Climax even had a track editor you fucking pleb